Sunday, July 11, 2010

Say my name, say my name.

Finally received my 1st cheque ( yeah, waiting for the 2nd one as well ;p ) from winning the FlyFM's contest few months back. ( Yay! ) But when i look at it closely, DAMN! there's error on my name. Personally i think it was an unacceptable error lor.. I mean guys, do you know how to pronounce the word

" FHIAU "?
( Piau? Fiao? or HIAO!!?? )


I'll have to call them tomorrow to reissue the cheque. Hopefully it won't happen to my 2nd cheque. ;p

Oh by the way, my name on my instructor card also got error. And that name made me looked like Indonesian-Chinese or some Latino. LOL.


I always wonder, is it so hard to get my name correctly? Or it's just as UNFRIENDLY as the owner? LOL ;p

So do you have a 'FRIENDLY' name?

p/s : posted a 'cute' song for you to start a new week. :)

Thursday, July 8, 2010

rated U

I was compiling some songs for my client last night. And it's for a fashion show. Easy right? Just get some upbeat vogue and cat-walky tunes. But the thing is, the guest of honor of the night would be our DPM. So everything has to be polite, friendly, or in another word - FORMAL & CORPORATE ( a.k.a. BORING )

How lah to get vogue when there's so many restriction kan? Now Lady Gaga is definitely out of the picture. Same thing goes to Beyonce, Katy Perry, Kesha, Rihanna, etc. All those RnB songs with lot of cursing, drinking, love-making rap lyrics also out! Too sexy and partyish also out! Too noisy also out! Anything politic or religion related lyrics also out!

Please help me. I need to compile and remix the songs by this weekend. Cos i need to present the song lists for their Chairman's approval by next week. Do you have any songs in mind that are vogue ( suitable for catwalk ) but still presentable to everyone, especially The ONE?


Since i am the director of the fashion show, do you think that it's ok for me to surprise them. By asking the models to do slutty pose at the finale? It's not in the guidelines anyway. LOL ;p

p/s : the song that i posted also cannot use.. cos it's kinda sexist. ( SIEN )

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

我有話‘想‘說

As an instructor, it's very important to encourage and acknowledge member's hard work ( during and after the class ). Sometimes i really want to communicate with them more. But due to my limited or rather powderful England, i normally end the class with the same line :

"Good job and thank you everyone. Hope you enjoyed the class. See you again next time."

It's like a routine for me already to say those lines by the end of EVERY class. I think some of my regulars also expecting that every time.

Say you are a member lah, besides the above lines, what else would you like to hear from the instructor? So that i don't have to use the same line over and over again.
( but try to make it short and easy to remember ya ;p )


有很多的話想說。可是往往都是因為太緊張或大興奮而說不出口。。。

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Ada udang di sebalik .. mee? ;p

Say i'm not really close with you.
And we are not attracted to each other.
The story is i just came back from overseas holiday.
So happened that we met each other in the gym one day.
Then i took out a box of chocolate and gave it to you. ( as souvenir )
And before i left, i told you that that box of chocolate is .. NOT CHEAP.

Do you think that i am showing off?
Or what is the possible indirect/hidden message?


Personally i won't tell the value lo.. unless i WANT you to know. ;p

p/s : btw, i'm the one who received the chocolate, hokay? ;p

Monday, July 5, 2010

I don't mean to be bitchy ...

I was talking to another female instructor the other day. Then suddenly i noticed something interesting on her t-shirt ( chest area ). So i took a deeper look. She realized that and shouted at me ( of cos joking lah ) :

Her : Weiii, hamsap ! Why you look at my boobs ahh? Sexy issit?

Me : Oh dun get me wrong. I thought i just saw a plane landing. Sorry to disappoint you. ;p



Just to share some funny story on workout attire with you guys.
Still remember “貼身膏藥“? So whenever she attend my class, she will make sure that she change her clothes every class. If she's joining 3 classes back-to-back, then she'll put on 3 different sets. Wether she is sweating or not, lain cerita lah. And most of them are very less-cloth/ skimpy ( ATTENTION : Less Cloth not necessary SEXY, hokay ;p ) Sometimes bareback lah, or low cut deep V. Not to mention the color combinations. ;(

After the class, i always go to the counter and talked to the girls. " I don't mean to be bitchy, but don't you think that she is a bit over?? Just make me wanna slap her more. LOL ;p "

BTW, do you think that we should have fashion police in the gym? ;p



p/s : 其實當我說"I don't mean to be bitchy"的時候,我也覺得有很好笑。應為我明明就很bitchy。哈哈。

Sunday, July 4, 2010

WTF!!??

I totally gave up on them. After 'this' and 'that' incident, i finally got one more and the FINAL reason for me to stop working with them!

Few weeks ago, they commented that my music is not up to date. But when started to use the latest songs, the commented again :
" Your music is more suitable for the young people la. Maybe next time you can use those songs from the eighties."
( Hello, you are the one who asked me to UPDATE my music !!! )

Then the other day, i saw this woman ( mid 40's i think ) in the class who came to the class but didn't really dance. If this happened in the gym, normally the member is either not well or having some back or knee problem. That's why they opt for a lighter exercise. But when i asked her on her reason ( btw, she is very arrogant and not friendly, and old, and ugly, and bitchy, and always complain, and fat, and ..... ) :

Me : Why you didn't do the steps?

Her : Oh, i just don't want to get sweaty ! ( nak maintain vogue yang tak pernah wujud )

I really don't understand. Why bother join a workout class ( to get fitter and healthier ) when you are not ready to get all sweaty? And the best thing is, she always complained that my steps are too simple. Padahal, most of the time she can't follow the steps during the class! And when i see that, i will purposely speed up and create more complicated steps for them. Just to make her more miserable, and for me to enjoy watching her looking miserable and kelam-kabut. ( nikmat nyer tiada terhingga LOL ;p )

So finally, i told that woman on Friday that i will only be working with them till end of the month. Cos i know, the more i work with them, the more pekcek i will be.


我沒有跟錢過不去。只是不想逼自己繼續做些讓自己不快樂的事。
“令食開眉粥,莫食愁眉飯。“
我相信可以找到另外的job來代替的。

Thursday, July 1, 2010

‘臉‘下無雙

Scenario #1 :
There's a new intern in our company. And the girls go crazy about him, cos he is quite cute. So one of the girl dragged me to his office and ask : " Do you think that he's cute? " I only answer with 2 words : "NO CHIN", and broke all the girls' dreams. LOL

Scenario # 2 :
I was at the gym when i saw this guy. Good looking, nice body shape and quite perfect package lah konon ... how i wish i have those kind of qualities. As i was admiring him, he received a sms on his phone. When he lower his head to check on the message, ALAMAK! I finally found something that i do not wish to be like him .. DOUBLE CHIN.;p

Given a choice, you rather be someone with NO CHIN or DOUBLE CHIN?

( No offense to anyone with the above criteria ;p )


My sister's new nickname = double chin. Cos her name is Chin Chin. ( Lame joke kan? ) LOL ;p

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

報應啊!!!

If you know me well ( or not ), you should know that i am not very good with kids. I mean i have no patient and do not have a cute way to communicate with them. And i always threaten that i will slap them if they are naughty or noisy or over active or ignore me or .....

I guess my karma is here. I am going to conduct a dance class for kids this Saturday. The management called and want me to replace the instructor just for 1 week. I have no choice but to take it, cos they just adjusted my rate. Must listen to whatever they want lo....

Still trying to figure out what to do with them. Any ideas?
Wish me luck .....


這個星期六,得空的話,歡迎來收看 :“小孩除妖記“。哈哈。

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

special delivery

Say you are working ( as a team ) with another person. And apparently this person is not very satisfied with your performance. So instead of telling you directly, she went to another tell another person. And asked that another person to tell you her feeling.

To me, i think it's still acceptable. Cos maybe she is shy to tell me directly. But what i DON'T like is ... the person who delivered her message. Of all people, she went to tell my RIVAL !!! ( both of us has been competitor since day one, and she knew it ! ).

Do you think it's too much if i curse her ( the so called teammate ) for one whole day?


為什麼有些人就是‘長頭不長腦‘呢?

Monday, June 28, 2010

creative? or not?

It happened few years back when i was still attached with this company. There's 5 of us in the VM department sharing 2 computers. As usual, we were told to create our own password to protect our files. So we did.

Then one day, something happened to one of our computer. When the IT guy came, he asked for our password. None of us want to give him the password, cos we were too embarrass to tell. You see, we were in a 'creative' department, of cos we will use our creativity to create the password. And the password is :

*PANTAT*

So, do you think that we are creative of not?


What is the WILDEST or the STUPIDEST or the most TSK password you ever created?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

left & left

( Something to cheer me up, to motivate me for the rest of the week ... )

I just finished my class and chatting with some of the members outside of the studio. Then one member ( late 30's che-che ) came to me :

Her : Hi Danny, this is my first time joining your class.

Me : Oh really? Thanks for trying. Did you enjoyed the class?

Her : Yes. I normally very clumsy in dancing cos i got 2 left feet. But i think i was dancing just now. Thank you very much.

Me : Wow. That's good. See you again next week?

Her : Sure. :)

Me : ( in my heart ) See me fly... i'm proud to fly up high..... :)))))

You might think that i am showing off. Well ... a bit lah. LOL
( This is my blog and i can do what i like ;p )


The moral of the story is :
Do not be afraid/stingy to acknowledge other people, if you think they did a good job. That's what i am going to do, from now on. :)

Thursday, June 24, 2010

the FORMULA ...

I always feel lazy and no mood to conduct this particular class. Cos the attendance is never good enough. Some blame it to the timing ( 4pm ), and some blame it to the instructor ~ ME.

FYI, i always like to pick some nice songs and do some nice choreography for it. But at the end of the day, it seems that it's not working. So i went to check with the GX coordinator on the member's feedback on my class. Apparently, some of the members felt that my class is a bit too hard to join, due to the choreos that i did ( normally 12 x 8' per class ). So i thought maybe it's time for me to cut down the steps and replace it with simpler ones.

Ever since i simplified the choreos, the attendance has been increasing. From only 5 or 6 at the beginning to almost 20 pax per class now. I am very happy to see the progress, and i finally got the ideal FORMULA to conduct that class :

Less steps = More members


But this is only for that class lah. Cos i know, members from others classes ( which always hit the head count quota) still preferl to do all sorts of MV look-alike steps, with the Diva attitude, of cos. ;p

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

err... err... err...

I always envy those who can speak well, especially in English. You see, i tend to talk less when i am in a group of English speaking friends. Dunno why, just felt a bit insecure and shy. Or i'll just try to keep the conversation short, so that i won't make too many mistakes. ;p

Yesterday morning, i was listening to Fly Fm while on my way to my morning class. Since it was quite jam, so i tried to call in to join the 'Cash or Trash' segment. And below is the off-air conversation between me and the producer :

Producer : Morning, Fly FM.

Me : Morning. ( 1 word )

Producer : Who's on the line please?

Me : Danny here. ( 2 words )

Producer : Is this your first time playing the game?

Me : Yup. ( 1 word )

Producer : You sure you are dying to play the game? ( teasing me )

Me : Yeah. ( 1 word )

And when she passed me to the DJs, i think all i said was "ok"s , "yes"s and ... laugh. :( Damn kan-cheong lah .. going on air with powderful England.;p

Can't imagine what will happen if someday, i got interviewed ( as a celebrity lah konon ;p ) on air in English. Sure dead-air everywhere, kan? ;(


Oh by the way, i got the correct answer and picked the right envelope. And won myself RM100. Not bad kan? Can earn extra pocket money while stuck in the jam. ;p

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I'm obsessed with ...

... ME !!!

Yup. Bong pointed this out in my previous post. I 'decorated' my house with pictures of, well .. ME. Do you think i have a self-obsessed problem? But at least that's the only place where i display myself.

Below is the picture of a corner of my living room. See? I am everywhere. LOL ;p


Now, how many of you use your OWN picture as the wallpaper in your mobile phone or laptop? Do you think that it's another form of self-obsession as well? :)

Monday, June 21, 2010

For your wife?

I am now rushing some job for this company. I need to make some garments using eco-friendly materials. So i went to Carrefour to buy a dress ( those cheap sleepwear / lingerie ~ refer to below pic ) to be used as the base of my dress.



When i went to the cashier counter to pay, the 2 cashiers ( Malay makcik and Indian lady ) looked at me. I know, it's kinda weird for a guy to shop and buy those thing ... alone. So they asked :

Her : Untuk wife you ke?

Me : Takde lah, untuk buat baju. ( Lazy to explain to her about the project )

Her : So you ni tailor lah? Pandai nyerr. ( both of them smile to me )

In my heart i was thinking, " What will be her respond "IF" i tell her that i am actually buying that dress for MYSELF!!?? ". Do you think that she will still be impressed with me? lol ;p


Here's my idea of the recycle dress. Simple and straight forward. What do you think?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

口‘非‘心‘是‘

There's this new guy in my class. From his look, his movement and the way he dress... i think i can sense something la..

So we were doing some Greek/belly dance moves yesterday. To help the members to get into the mood more, i asked them to feel sexy about themselves, and give me the attitude. Then i over heard this guy talking to his friend :

Guy : Eh, kita kan lelaki. Mana tahu nak buat seksi seksi, kan?

I thought maybe i was 'wrong', or he is really discreet. Mana tahu, the moment i play the song .... you should check out his facial expression !!! Over the top... kaw-kaw !!! ( 那個死騷樣!!!! )

I can't really concentrate during the class, cos busy checking and laughing ( in my heart ) at that DIVA. Well, i guess .. girls just wanna have fun, rite? ;p



p/s : i've posted the song that we danced to. don't you feel sexy by just listening to it?

Thursday, June 17, 2010

No come, no come ...

... one come , one two three four come
(一就不來,一來就全部一起來)

I'm just sharing, not complaining. But i wished that jobs will come in one by one, not together ... and almost everything URGENT!!!

I know i should be grateful that i still have some jobs to work on. Especially with the current market, which is super SLOW.


OK, i'm done 'sharing'. Gotta go back to work now.:p

You guys enjoy the rest of the weeks. :))

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Beautiful stalker

I was at Pavilion just now for my class. Since i reached early, so i went merayau-rayau lah, look see look see a bit. Then i realized that this person ( early 20's guarr ) was looking at me. I didn't really bother till i kept bumping into that person everywhere i went. So i started to feel a bit nervous. Not that i never been stalked before ( 肥妹鬼 ﹠貼身膏藥 ), but this time i was stalked by the RIGHT person. Finally. LOL.

The whole incident was just following and staring at each other, nothing much. Then i went in the gym and did my class .. with a BIG smile....:)


33 years old and still get stalked ( by the right person? ) ... i say..
HALLELUJAH !!! LOL

Gendang-gendut tali kecapi,
Kena stalked syok sekali. ;p

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Header, header ...

Not sure if you noticed that i change the header of my blog every month. I know it's not some kind of masterpiece, but just an effort to make the blog more ... ME.

So ...
Header header on my blog,
Which is the VOGUEst of them all?

( See how many of us got the same taste ;p )







P/s : If you think NONE of the above is up to your level, just say it out. Art is very subjective, I dun mind.

















( I'll just secretly curse you day and night... lol ;p )

Sunday, June 13, 2010

the Ring

I was at Sg Wang last Saturday. While waiting for my friend for dinner, i went shop to shop .. just to update myself with the current market. So i went in this shop selling all sorts of cool stuffs, from accessories to home decorative items. Then i saw this big bowl filled with chunky rings ( i used to love them ). Bronze, gold, silver, etc. And they are cheap .. RM15 per piece only.

So i pun gatal-gatal go and try one the bronze ring with a crescent moon shape. Not bad, then i wanted to try the gold one. But i couldn't remove it. It was STUCK on my finger!!! I tried every way just to remove them. Of cos i can't used soap or my saliva ( unless i pay for them la ;p )

Finally, after 10 minutes of rubbing and pulling in and out, finally got off my finger. And of cos, i dare not try another gold one. ;p


What will you do if that happened to you? Waste 10 minutes stand there sweating and looking like idiot, OR pay RM15 and take care of them when you got home?


p/s : we didn't win the dance battle.. but the feeling of dancing on stage ( when you know people who are actually cheering FOR YOU ) is simply fantastic .. or should i say FANTABULOUS ( like how my friend used to say ;p )

Thursday, June 10, 2010

The battle is ON !

If you are free, or happened to be wandering around Bukit Bintang area this Saturday, please come and support us.

There will be a dance battle between the 2 Fly Fm's DJs ~ Prem & Jules at Sg Wang at about 3pm. And guess what? I will be dancing for team Jules !

This is not a real 'dance battle' but just a challenge for the DJs with the listeners ( who will be dancing for their team ). I am suppose to choreograph the steps for them. But still dunno what is the level of our team members. So i thought maybe i should just do something fun, something entertaining, and something .. me ( Vogue-lah, as usual )

The rehearsal is tomorrow night, and the battle is on the next day. Hopefully everything will be ok.
So, wish us luck. Better yet, come and support us !! :)


It's been quite a while since i dance / perform in public. A bit takut oso la.. later all the young ones laugh at me..
" what is that OA doing up the stage? "

好暈啊。。。

How do you keep / organize the money ( bills ) in your wallet?
According to the value and direction?
Or just put it in like that?

I once saw a friend's wallet where his money was tunggang-langgang. SO i asked him :

Me : Aiyo, can organize your money or not? So many upside down one, very messy la.
你的錢可以放好來沒有?醬多terbalik的,很亂啊。

Him : No need la. You scared Agong ( printed on the bill ) will feel dizzy if it;s upside down issit? ;p
不用的啦。你怕放terbalik那個Agong會頭暈咩?

Me : ...


Do you organize your money in your wallet?
I do .. cos it's more presentable and easier to take money ma..:)

p/s : something wrong with the internet these few days ... very pekchek :(

Monday, June 7, 2010

CB, CCB

There's this instructor friend of mine, who is famous for his bitchy-mouth. He likes to call all his female friends ( and a certain group of male friends ) as "CB" ( if you know what i mean ;p ). And if you are a close friend to him, congratulations ... cos you will be UPGRADED to "CCB".

So one day, a female instructor came and complaint to me ...

Her : Eh, can ask your friend to be more polite or not? I saw him just now, and he keep calling me CCB!

Me : Next time, if he calls you that again, grab his face and put it it front of your CB. Ask him got C or not la. LOL ;p

Her : Ceh, waste my time talking to you.

Seriously, i dunno why people can be that rude. I give names to other people also lah, but never call them CB.
Do you like to give others "names" as well? ;p


What do you call this? A CCB face? LOL ;p

Sunday, June 6, 2010

i felt INSULTED !!!

Ever been called or hinted as an 'OUT-DATER'?

Well, i received a phone call from a someone last Friday. She is the person in charge of her company's sports club, where i teach them cardio-dance. Apparently, a few of the members commented that the music that i used during the class is not fun enough. They wanted something more UPDATED. ( in another way, they are saying that my music selections are OUT-DATED!!! )

I was a bit shocked to hear that. Cos never in my life ( so far lah ) hearing people commented that on me. A far as i can remember, below are some song lists that i used in the previous classes :

Black eyed Peas - I got a feeling
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Lady Gaga - Teeth
Kesha - Blah Blah Blah
Bob Sinclair - Rock the party
Justin Bieber - Baby
K'naan - Wavin' Flag, etc....

If the about lists are considered out-dated, i really dunno what is new songs to them.
( FYI, i went to 'check' one of their class before i took over, and the instructor then was using songs from Ace to Base, Madison Avenue, etc !!! )
Any idea what songs should i use, so that i will stay UPDATED in their eyes? ;p


Some of my out-dated pictures.. for your bitching pleasures ;p

Friday, June 4, 2010

我超能‘掰‘。。。

I'm wanted to call my client - Joanne to discuss on issue. So i picked up my handphone, searched for Joanne, and call. But when the call is answered, it was not Joanne. It was another Joanne ( my friend that have not been seeing for years!!! ) I got the wrong Joanne!!!

She sounded a bit surprise to receive my call. I was also a bit panic, dunno what to do. So i pretended that i'm actually calling her just to catch up, after so many years. And we chatted about 15 mins, without telling her that she is not the one that i'm trying to call.

Nothing much in the conversation, just those normal LAME questions that you ask to a long lost friend ...
How's life?
Where you work now?
Got kid liao?
Free free come out yamcha. ( This is a CLASSIC line to end a conversation, kan? ;p )


What do you normally do when you call the wrong person?


p/s : Maybe next time i should be honest and tell the person that i got the wrong number.. cos creating conversation is tiring...;p

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

黑 。白

Since i came back from the trip ( or ever since i started to tan my body ), i received a lot of comments from others, especially my che-ches in the class. Some liked it tanned, more manly and healthy ( sporty ) looking worr. But some asked me to stop getting tanned, cos it makes me looked older.

How to maintain tanned and sporty, and look young at the same time?
Don't tell me to wear all colorful stuffs, not my style. Ever heard of a theory .. the older you go, the more colorful your clothing will be ;p )


我最新的 slogan :
不管是黑'mouth'還是白'mouth',
會laser人的就是' Big Mouth'.

p/s : Actually i prefer myself with the tanned look. :)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

飯桶!

。。。是在說我啦;p

Guess i am a typical Asian, or to be exact ... Chinese.
One day without rice, i will feel uncomfortable, weak and ... get 'mang-zang' easily.


Do you have the same problem like me? ;p

Monday, May 31, 2010

What can i do ?

A question thats has been asked thousands of times :

" What is your plan when you are too old to teach class. What you want to do? "

I don't know. What other choices do i have?
Dance is my passion, and probably something that would like to do even when i am old. Of cos there's another option for me .. Visual Merchandising. But besides that, i really don't know what i am capable of. I am not good in communicating ... so i cannot do direct-selling or insurance stuff. I do not look friendly ... so i don't think i'll do well in retailing. I got my own attitude problem .. and a bit difficult for me to work with others. ( that's why i love my job now ... freelancing )

After attended a few gathering last week, i started to think about the future ... more. Do you know any professions that require less brain, less socializing but still can make money? I am referring to CLEAN money only. ;p


Do you think that what you are doing now would be your lifetime career?

Sunday, May 30, 2010

我的星夢。。。

It was a long weekend. As expected, not many members will attend the Saturday's class.

So there's only 3 of us in the class. And i suddenly thought of something that i wanted to do for long long time. We did my version of Beyonce's Single Ladies. Got the member's permission to record and post it on blog.

As you can see, this is a very low budget MV. Anyone want to sponsor us the necessaries? Crystal studded body-suit, killer heels, big hair wig and ... big DIAMOND ring. ;p

Presenting to you, my humble "MV" :

" Single Danny " by B'yond姐


偶爾發下明星夢,感覺還不錯的。
你說 :我像明星,還是像‘兜巴星‘?哈哈。


p/s : How i wish all my members are like them. Then everyday we can party like a real STAR. :)
But if everyone is like them, then i'll lose my job. So the dilemma...lol ;p

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Die Hard

" Die Hard "
... (粵語翻譯 ﹣死硬 )
... (華語翻譯 ﹣死定 )

Whenever i go pasar malam, it will be a ' die hard ' disaster for me. Cos all my diet plan will just go out of control. Too many nice foods and too little resistance. ;p

So i went to pasar malam to have my dinner just now. Once i reached, i walked to my favorite pan-mee stall. Thought that that's all that i will have. As i was walking to get my car after the pan-mee, i passed by the fried junk food stall. Hmm ... Taiwanese sausage, long time didn't eat liao. So i bought one stick, spicy one. ( yum..... ) Before reaching my car, i did stopped by a few other stalls to get something to munch. ( tongsui lah, junk food lah, ... yummy yummy )

I am having my chicken satay while writing this post.;)~
You say lah, people like me, where can go pasar malam one? ;p

Me on 'pasar malam ' : LOVE the food, HATE the crowd ( especially those who stop or walk in a group horizontally ;p )


Do you like to go pasar malam?
Or that's just too LOW CLASS for you?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The DAY you arrived ...

It's about birthdays...
Do you think that 'birth date' plays a very important part in you?

For example :
My closest friend's birthday is on 15/8 .. and he got BIG butt
Another friend's birthday is on 31/10 .. and memang her perangai macam hantu ;p

Mine? 13/9 ... and it was on Friday the Thirteen ( 黑色星期五 ) ..
And i have to say that .. i am Devilicious ;p
鬼甘靚,鬼甘正,鬼甘潑辣,鬼甘臭皮氣,鬼甘'yim jim' ...


Do you think that what are you today ( your look and attitude ) got anything to do with your birthday?
( and i'm not referring to the horoscope sign, ok? ;p )

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

She is ...

She is a woman ( 廢話 ! ), but she is more macho than you.
She is tall and big size, and only wears shirts and pants.
She is straight, not lesbian or tomboy... ( she likes Jude Law )
She is your ex manager and close friend.
She is someone you respect and look for when you need advise.
She is serious but can be very fun to be with, when the frequency is right.


Now, you are going to her birthday dinner this Saturday.
What will you buy???
( nothing dirty okay? ;p )

( NOTE : This is not her pic. )


Me complaining/ joking with another friend that is going :
你買了XX的禮物嗎?是不是很難買?
男不男,女不女的。都不知道要怎樣下手。
哈哈哈!!!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Today is a GOOD day !

Am very happy and satisfied, cos i felt really productive today. It started a bit slow, but slowly the good things flew in one by one... :)

... 1st of all, i finally managed to set a meeting with one of my important client, after being postponed for few weeks

... then, one of my 'long lost' client ( big client, fyi ) called me. they finally decided to use my service again, cos they failed to do the window display themselves ( according to the manager lah ;p.. i have to say that i am very happy cos they failed.. so salah kan? but who cares...;p )

... i supposed to dismantle a window sticker for another client at 1U, but the staff pandai-pandai go and dismantle himself last night. so i don;t need to do liao lo.. save energy ;)

... since i got extra time ( cos no need to dismantle window ), i went to McD for my favorite meal .. Double Cheese burger.. yummy :)~

... got the confirmation notice from another client. i am now officially their choreographer for the opening dance for their charity dinner ( i am really looking forward to this one )

... lastly, the attendance for the 2 classes today was better than what i expected. dance out loud and sweat a lot .. so syokkk :)

Maybe it's not as 'dramatic' as you expected, but i just so happy.


I love TODAY, how about you?

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hello gor gor ...

I have to admit that i am not good in handling kids. I just don't have that kind of patience to layan them.

I was queuing at the cashier counter to pay my bill. In front of me was a couple with a small kid ( less than 1 year old, i think ). And this little boy kept turning to look at me ... smile and wave.

1st time he did that, i smiled to him and waved my hand.
2nd time he did that, i just smiled.
After that, i just ignore him whenever he turned to me. Cos i got no more mood to layan him anymore. I just turned and look away. The bapak pun satu, kept saying " say hello to gorgor " when i already looked away. In my heart i was like :

" OK, i know you are cute and i am attractive (;p), but come on kid, move on... get a life! " ;p

I am really so the devilish kan?
Maybe i should do a movie .. 'The devil wears BATA. '
Anyone interested to invest?

BTW, are you good with kids?

My soon to be 3 month-old niece. Ada cute?

Thursday, May 20, 2010

ME n HER

Do you believe in reincarnation ?
Cos i always wonder what i was in my past life, until i went to Athens and met 'Her' ...

Athena ~ The Goddess of Wisdom and War.
( I seriously don't think that i am stupid, and i'm very good in arguing with other people. See? Both of us have the same qualities in us. lol ;p )

大嘴賤神 vs 雅典娜女神


Also paid a little visit to my 'old house' ( if you know what i mean ;p ) ... Note the sky, so blue with no clouds at all. A real blue blue sky ...:)
( Pictures taken at Acropolis, Athens )

Based on your look, your attitude and other qualities that you have ... what do you think you were in your previous life?
看看鏡子裡的自己,你覺得你的前世回是什麼呢?


p/s : I'm sure you realized that this is also another syok sendiri post from me rite? ;p

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Turkey Boleh ! ;p

The one thing i must say about people in Turkey ( Istanbul) is .. they are really friendly. Why? From the moment we stepped out from the airport, we were greeted by them ( mainly the kids ) with warm smile and excitement. Not sure if we were really that attractive, or they are just very excited to see some fair Asian faces like us. The kids in the school bus kept waving and smiling to us whenever our van stopped side by side. Not only that, as we were walking on the streets, little kids and their mom will come to us and ask where are we from. You really feel like a star ( at least at that moment ).


Jumping jumping dekat Aya Sofya and the Blue Mosque.


Went to se one of their traditional/religious performance .. Whirling Dervishes. This is NOT an insult, BUT i literally felt like vomiting after watching them non stop spinning. Sungguh memeningkan... But it's still a nice experience :)


There, me buying the Turkish ice cream on the shopping street. As usual, the ice cream seller will play some trick before we actually get the ice cream. And AS USUAL being ME, i just stood there with no expression ... waited for him to finish, then get my ice cream. So the tak sporting kan? LOL ;p


p/s: Those people from the tourist area were trying to act friendly to us when they knew that we are from Malaysia. So they shouted : " MALAYSIA BOLEH ... "
followed by Amita Batchan Boleh ... Shah Rukh Khan Boleh ...
( so the SALAh kan? ;p )

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

誰人?

Visited all the famous tourist spots at Athens (including Acropolis, Hadrian Arch, Temple of Zeus, etc. ) but i'm not going to post the pictures here, cos they are easily found once you googled it. ;p


The stadium of the 1st Modern Olympic. Now, who said that shorty can't jump high? ;p ( 邊個話矮仔跳唔高啊 ?我離地面幾高! 多得我搏晒老命geh跳。有高無 ?)



The Greek's Parliament House. Yes, this is the place when they had the BIG STRIKE 2 weeks ago! ( Picture taken 2 days before the strike )


Pop Quiz :
Do you know siapa ini?
When my friend asked me the same question, my first thought was ... 'VERSACE'. Haha ;p

Memang sah, i was born to be 'fashionable'. LOL

Monday, May 17, 2010

Donkey, Beach and Me

First time riding a donkey, a traditional form of transport in Santorini. We walked up the steps ( hundreds of them ) from the old port to the town centre. I felt so bad cos i can actually feel the donkey's heartbeat, and it was beating so fast... sure very tired one. Sorry donkey...; (
( FYI, if you enlarge the pic, you can see the stone road on the left pic. The brownish thing i not dried grass or sand okay? It's donkey's poo !!! This is what we call a 'SHITTY ROAD' )

Anybody wants to pay a visit to 'Paradise' ?


There, the famous Paradise Beach ...


Me 'during' the 'swim wear segment'. Hahaha.
Now don't complain why contestant from Ampang never appear in swim wear..;p


p/s : I know, i know. I also feel like slapping myself when i looked at the pic i posed with the towel.LOL. Beh tahan !!!