Ampang的月亮比較圓。

。。。因為有我在。哈哈。
你那邊的有夠我的圓嗎？

周末無聊一下下。
中秋快樂。
Have a nice weekend. :)


Suddenly feel like joining those lantern parade. Wanna hold the lantern ( traditional paper type, not those plastic with battery and annoying sound one ) and just walk from taman to taman. Where got ahh?
Anyone doing Mid Autumn party? Invite me pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease. :)

make-me-over :)

When i go jalan-jalan, i always see guys ( especially Malay guys ) wearing sports jerseys. And they look quite sporty and nice. I also gatal-gatal want to try. But the thing is, i have no clue at all what jersey belongs to what club. And what club is more popular. Also i'm not sure if i look better in basketball or football jersey. Cos both also quite sporty and nice.

Another problem is, my shoulder is not broad enough. So it'll look very selekeh like i'm wearing other people's baju. ;(

So how? Any nice jersey that i can wear. I want to look sporty but at the same time maintain vogiu. Can?


I think Harimau Malaya's jersey is quite nice ( suddenly feeling patriotic lah konon ) .. although yellow is not my color. LOL ;p

typical.

I was at Pavilion this afternoon to set up a counter for my client. It was lunch hour. I can see lots of people at the food court and restaurants. But there were also packed at those ' class punyer shop' like The Loaf, etc where people just eat pastries for lunch. Me instant thought : Boleh kenyang meh? FYI, cake and bread is like makanan celah gigi for me.

I know i won't lo. Cos i'm a typical CHEENA, i need at least rice or noodle for lunch or dinner. Or else i'll be very weak in physical and hot-tempered in emotion. ;p

Can you survive a day without rice or noodles?
Or we are same-same CHEENA? ( i know, it's so hard for a vogiu person like me to admit that i'm typical. ;p )

FYI, only mee & kueytiaw considered noodle. Mihun also makanan celah gigi for me. ;p

born this way ...

After the class, one member came to me to ask the name of the song. I looked at her .. ALAMAK, cockeye. I panicked. I dunno which eye to look at, and i don't want to look away while talking to her cos it might hurt her feeling and it's very rude.

So left or right? Or the one closer to me? And some said i should just look at the nose. But if i do that, i scared later i pulak yang cockeye.

Any idea what/ where is the best part for me to look at?


p/s : i'm not making fun with those with cockeye ok? just curios. cos i know, she were born this way. ( sempat menGAGA lagi ;p )

white against all ...

I saw a young lady ( most likely an OL ) at the bank just now. She was wearing some typical office wear, with a pair of WHITE stockings. I always feel that white sticking is so Ah Lian. Cos it looks like they are trying too hard to make their legs looks fairer, but actually it looks so fake. And it's totally out-dated ( late 80's early 90's ). Agree?



Got these souvenirs from my friend who just came back from Europe. I love it very much. Ada fesen? :))

做麼沒有的？

I was wearing my shoes at the locker room when a Chinese uncle came out from the shower just wrapped with towel and stood at the other corner of the room( near the exit ). He opened his locker and took out his clothes. I stood up and walked towards the exit. He took off his towel and started to change. I kinda saw his naked body for 1 second and i was shocked!!!

HOW COME NOTHING GEH???????!!!!!!!!

This is what i saw from in that 1 second ...

The moral of the story is :
" skin color underwear is ... SCARY!!! " lol ;p

In my opinion, i think skin color undie is just as bad as red and orange. What color undie is totally unacceptable to you?

i am what i wear!?

I was at Sg Wang during last week. Jalan-jalan, just to kill time. So many people, mainly my species ( lala ;p ). And of cos i saw so many interesting fashion. A fat Chinese guy wore a printed tee with the word "我係靚仔" ( i am leng chai ), when he is obviously ... NOT. Then a Malay rempit wore a very tight fitting tee with printed "廢材" ( useless ). Or maybe he actually meant it. LOL ;p

Sometimes i wonder if they really know what is the meaning of the words.


Do you have any of those printed t-shirt?

keep wrapping, keep keep wrapping ...

I was driving when i saw something interesting in the car in front of me. According to the registration plate, the car should be at least 1 year old. But the interesting thing is, all the plastic covering the car seats are still there. And the people just sat on it. How come lah?

Cos whenever buy new stuffs ( electrical items, furniture, etc. ), the first thing i'll do is unwrap or peel off the plastic on it. Cos i beh tahan the fact that there's a piece of plastic hanging on it. So sakit mata memandang. ;p

I still remember one of my ex roommate in college, who slept on his mattress that was still wrapped with plastic for the whole semester. We tried lie on it when he was out, and it was totally uncomfortable. Lying on something that is not 'breath', so warm. wonder how can he sleep in the night. ;p

Do you peel off the plastic / protective cover immediately after you bought something? Or you just leave it on as long as possible?

half dozen of everything ...

My ex-housemate had an interesting theory of buying tableware for the house. She didn't like to buy tableware of the same design/ color. She prefer to get those thing separately. When she saw a nice design, she would buy it to be added in the collection. By doing that, she can share the story ( when, where, why, color, design, etc ) on how she get each of them with the guests. Great topic la konon.

But for someone who got a bit of OCD issue, i just can't see things so 'meriah' ( messy / kelam-kabut ) on the dining table. Can you?

i'm not a dog , ...

I was changing in the locker room and a guy came in and stood next to my locker. Then he took out his t-shirt and sniffed before putting it on. Then as i was putting on my shoes, another guy came in and took the opposite locker. He then did the same thing ... SNIFFED the t-shirt ( and socks) before putting it on.

Err.. i personally think that it is kinda weird to do that. Sniffing stuffs before you put it on.
Do you have that habit as well?


i'm not a dog, therefore i don't sniff. ;p

it's on !

Raya fever is officially ON.

The jam at Bukit Bintang started as earlier a 11am today. Guess everyone is rushing for last minute shopping before they head back to kampung ( starting tonight ). I can imagine the situation at Mid Valley & Sogo. Sure sesak giler-giler babi one. ;p

sempena hari raya yang mulia,
kumohon maaf jika terlaser kata,
salam dan senyum jelas di muka,
ikhlas, tak ikhlas , lain cerita. ;p


Sape-sape yang takde kerje kat raye, jom kluar jumpe & minum.
Sape free?

the "torn" between two lovers ...

Sometimes i feel bad when i see couples joining my class. Cos most of the time, they will be so unhappy with each other by the end of the class. Why?

Cos NORMALLY , the girl will be more excited and talented in dancing as compared to the guy. The guy just accompany ( or being dragged by ) the girl to join the class. And NORMALLY the guy will give up half way through the class. And when he decided to leave in the middle of the class, the girl will NORMALLY ask/force the guy to continue and stay with her. Since the guy can't really do what we are doing, he will NORMALLY end up putting on a miserable/ pissed face and blame the girl for that.

I see that a lot, after the class. Their interaction is totally different before and after class.

Now only i know. Besides good at bitching, i'm also gifted on causing tension between couples huh? lol ;p



I'm slowly turning on my lazy ( not holiday, just lazy ) mode. :(

almost pecah !!!

After the class, i went to the changing room to change. As i was packing my backpack, i saw someone familiar at the other corner of the room. It was my cousin. He turned to me and said :

" Hello, ah ... "

I stopped him before he can continue the sentence. Cos i know, he's going to call me "XX ( my Chinese name ) kor kor". Luckily, if not sure the whole locker room will know my not-so-vogiu Chinese name liao. FYI, i only go by my Chinese name when i'm back home.

I know my Chinese name is quite normal in China & Taiwan, BUT NOT HERE!!! Cos normally people will just make fun of it.
BTW, do you like to called in your Chinese name? Or you prefer to use English / Christian / nickname, just like me?


How come i have so many 'kemaluan' lately?

p/s : found another sexy song to use for my class.. booty bouncing .. yay...;p

3d2n

Say you want to go for a short holiday, maybe 3 days 2 nights. Totally last minute decision. Nothing too costly or too far away. Any suggestions?


See everyone going for their holidays during Raya break, makes me gatal-gatal oso want to go. But think-think only la ... ;p

是你，是你，夢見的就是你

I think i just had THE WEIRDEST DREAM last night.

I was wearing just the skimpy shorts in gold ( not the best color for me ;p )...
Doing RPM ( i never tried this cycling class before )...
And pedaling to TERESA TENG's song ....

How weird was that? ;p


Maybe it's an omen for me to get a pair of gold shorts, to match my gold shoes eh? lol ;p

p/s : i think i look sexy in that gold skimpy shorts.. lol ;p

malu sial !!!

I reached the gym 30 minutes early today. Since i have nothing to do, i went parade-parade around the gym, and trying to mark my dance step at one corner. After that i went to the changing room to prepare myself for the class. And that's when i found out that my fly is actually open ... wiiiiiiide open!!!

Shit!!! Really MAJOR MALU!!!

Then i can't stop thinking :
" Those people who stared at me just now , are they looking at me cos i'm vogiu? Or bcos they saw an opening? " ;p


p/s : luckily i was wearing black underwear under the black pants. so it's not so obvious ... i hope. ;p

我贏了！！！

I was at One Utama last Thursday, meeting one of my client. As i walked up the escalator from the carpark to my client's shop, i saw a guy and a girl coming down from opposite direction. There's something about on them that caught my attention. I took a second look on him, then the girl, then back to him again, then ..... OH SHIT !!!!!

Apparently, me and the guy was wearing the same shirt! I think he saw me as well. I was panicked at first, but when i looked at him again, i told myself that i can do it. I held my head up high, acted normal. And when we passed by each other on the escalator, i turned to him and smiled. Why? Cos obviously ...

I LOOKED VOGIUER WITH THAT SHIRT! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha ( snap ! )


Do you normally run away when you saw someone wearing same shirt as you are?

p/s : totally in love with the song i posted at the side bar. so refreshing :)

cehhhhhhh ...

There's this member ( who joined my class once every few weeks ) in my class who thinks that she is very good, and likes to complain every time she join my class. Too cold la, steps too easy la, songs not nice la, etc. And the thing that i hated most is when she tried to get other members to agree with her. But luckily so far nobody layan her.

Then yesterday, she came to my class again. All geared up with the latest collection of Nike sportswear ( i have to say that her fashion sense is quite good ;p ). As usual, she started to give me some 'suggestions' for my class :

" Danny, why don't you do that Lady Gaga's new songs? "

" Huh? We did 'Born this way' & ' The edge of glory' liao worr. Which song you want? "

" Nehh, that new song .. POKOFACE."

Yes! She said Lady Gaga's NEW song ~ "POKOFACE" . Dah lah lagu tuu lagu lama, nak sebut nama lagu pun salah.


I think i just shut down on her after she said that.
No point kan? Paying attention to her? Buat sakit hati & buang mase aje.

suddenly 170.

Went to cut my hair yesterday. My stylist decided to try out a different style for me. and i actually quite like it. Cos when i stepped out from the saloon, i suddenly realized that i am now 170cm. Ahhhh .... life is just so beautiful. ;p

Have a great weekend ahead everyone. :)


Thanks to the technology ( hairdryer, hair products and of cos my rambut yang kembang setaman ), everyone can now be slightly higher. Yaaay !

p/s : me stylist said to me : 哇，你頭髮又粗又長，老人家說醬很‘命硬‘。then i looked at him and like ~ whatever la. ;p

pp/s : i think i looked pale in almost every pic i took. why larr? ;(

attention to all victims ...

2 more weeks to raya ..
People sibuk perpuasa, i sibuk berbuka.
I've gained 2kg so far.
And i blame it all to Bazaar Ramadan ( lol ;p )

Any other victim ( of the bazaar ) out there?



I think the 1st step i'll do is stop going to the bazaar.
2nd step, exercise more ... :)

once a lala ...

I always have difficulties choosing songs for my class. Cos we have so many different type of members in the class. Not everyone will appreciate the type of song that i chose to teach. Lebih-lebih lagi, with my LALA taste. ;p

Recently i'm super in love with this song : Mr Simple by Super Junior. I tell you, the beat is so strong, the melody is so catchy and it's super lala ... me likey :) But i'm not sure if i should use it for the class. Cos at certain point, i also felt that it's a bit too noisy and of cos... lala.

I've posted it at the side bar. Try listen to it.
What do you think? Ok for the class? You likey?
Your shoulder ada move tak? Your bontot ada shake tak?

Happy LALA-ing :)


大嘴哲學：
生為啦啦仔，死為啦啦鬼。
啦啦萬歲！

talam dua muka !!

Just found out another shocking dark side of fitness world...
Luckily i'm strong enough to survive :)


原來，已被人偷偷的在背後打了兩三年的‘毒針“！
還好我抵抗力強，本身“夠毒“，才能繼續拼下去！

Requested by William :
( Rupe-rupenyer, i dah kena inject dengan jarum bisa buat bertahun lamer nyer. Nasib baik badan i bisa bertahap over, baru boleh maintain vogiu gituu ;p )

p/s : 希望我那位還在 coma 的 member 可以堅強的醒過來。

i know i'm mean, but at least i'm honest ...

Some people like to tell you good news only. So that you won't have to feel sad at all. ( Type A )

Some people like to tell you bad news only. So that you'll feel bad for not appreciating what you have. ( Type B )

Some people like to tell you good news most of the time. But they'll only tell you bad news when they want you to feel bad. ( Type C )

I am Type C. ;p
What are you?


我不是‘喜鵲‘，所以我不會只‘報喜‘。哈哈。

醜人多作怪。。。

突然發現，最近的我。。。文靜多了。


你有沒有 get 到啊？哈哈。
星期五了，大家輕鬆一下。

Another 'syok sendiri' entry, proudly brought to you by The Big Mouth. ;p

就是因為沒人認識我。。。

Some funny conversation while i was in BKK 2 months ago ...

We were in the hotel room getting ready to go out. My friend wore a simple t-shirt, bermuda shorts and canvas shoes. Very casual and simple. Me on the other hand, wore a tee-shirt, skinny jeans and canvas shoes, but everything was matchy-matchy. Like a copy from those fashion catalogue. So my friend asked :

K : Why you wear so nice? Sampat ah? Go out only la.

Me : Why cannot? Let people see la.

K : You think people here know you meh?

Me : That's the main reason la. Cos i dah takde reputation in KL. Cannot fight with the fashionista there. So just let me try to be fashionable here. Can or not?

K : Over!


When you go for holiday, do you normally 'dress-up' or 'dress-down' your clothing ( fashion sense )?

u guess lerrr ?

A lot of people ( male & female ) like to ask people to guess their age when people asked them how old are them. FYI, i'm way pass that stage, cos ...

a) i am comfortable and proud to be 34 this year, and

b) to save myself some disappointment / embarrassment ( just in case they say i look late 30's, buat sakit hati aje ;p )


So, how old are you?

未清。待癒

I've been coughing since end of May. I tried almost everything to make it better and now, i don't really cough anymore. But i know, i'm not 100% back to my tip-top condition yet ...

I was driving to the gym while listening to the radio. Oo.. my favorite song. I sang-a-long. And when i about to hit the high note at the end, i coughed! Damn! All the while i have no problem on that part and becos of my cough history, i now can't handle it. How lah if i go sing K with ppl? Buat malu aje. Hilang segala kevogiulan ku!


My friend once told me that the best way to heal cough problem is ... just wait. Let it heal itself. Sure boh?

i love u slut !

If you are a fan of " How i met your mother", then you'll know what is a 'I-LOVE-YOU-SLUT'. It's for people who easily say 'I Love You' to other people, even to someone that they've just met. Just becos they have feeling for them.

My friend told me that we should always express our feeling to those that we love whenever we can. Cos we won't know when will be the last chance for us to do so. But to me, it'll be more precious and meaningful if we say that in special occasions or when the mood is right. You feel me?


So, are you a 'I-LOVE-YOU-SLUT' as well? Or just plain 'S-L-U-T' ? LOL ;p

B'yond姐 。。再戰江湖

Nah, here's my version of Run The World. Let me warn you first ... there's no super canggih dance movements ( cos i'm too old for that ;p ). But i think it's good enough to dance and sweat for 1 hour. :)

So, enjoy .. B'yond姐's humble performance.lol ;p
請多多指教（ 嘲笑 ）。



( click here for B'yond姐's debut MV ;p )

lost ...

After 6 weeks of non stop rushing like headless chicken, i finally can rest today. I don't have any deliveries or display set up to do. I also don't have any classes today.

Woke up at 9am. Turned on my laptop. And the 1st thing came to my mind was ..

GOSH, WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY?

I am lost ... without anything to do. I'm used to the hectic life. Believe it or not, i used to hate school holidays. Normally can't wait to go back to school. Guess i'm not not a holiday-person. :P

Found this super nice version of a classic dance song ( posted in the side bar ). Am non stop listening to it while 'trying' to enjoy my off day.
Have a great weekend. :))


只有兩個字可以形容現在的我 。。。犯賤！！！

oh yes ...

Him : Hi. Is that Mr Hwang?

Me : Yup.

Him : Hi Mr Hwang, I'm Jason calling from XXX insurance. We just launched a new package that i would like to share with you. ( didn't even ask me if i'm convenient to talk or not! ;p )

Me : Oh i see. I've already signed up a few policies and i don't think i need another one right now.

Him : Oh yes. this is a new package that ...... ( he went on explaining the details without listening to me )

Me : Err.. i'm actually driving now. So not convenient to talk.

Him : Arr yes. May i know if you have signed up for any of the similar programme ? ( see? he is ignoring me again )

Me : Thanks, but i'm not interested. Bye.

Him : Oh yes. No problem. I'll call you again later. ( huh? seriously? )

Seriously, i know that it is important for a tele-marketer to close as many deal as possible. And i respect them, by not just hang up the phone. But isn't it more important for them to listen to their clients?


BTW, i did "Run the World" with my che-ches yesterday. And i was very impressed with the 60+ granny ( if you still remember from my Hookerface Campaign ) do the routine together with the rest. Go granny!

i look u down ;p

One of two of the lifts in my block is under repair. So we waited for the lift to come down for almost 5 minutes ( cos stopping almost every floor ). I think he was in a hurry cos he kept looking at his watch. Her phone rang, he answered. He said that he is coming back. Then the lift arrived. We walked in. The doors closed.

DING ~

Doors opened and he went out ... and it's 1st floor!!!

When i was in my old apartment, i never take the lift as i was staying only on 1st floor. With or without things to carry, i always used the staircase. I really don't understand why some people rather waste their time waiting for lifts when they can reach home in 30 seconds by taking the staircase?


FYI, he is NOT old, fat or with walking problem. He is just a normal teenager!

who RUN THE WORLD?

.. NOT ME!

After so member's requests and weeks of avoidance, i finally ironed my heart ( 鐵了心 :p ) and choreographed the song that i felt it's way too challenging for me ~ Run The World ( Girls ).

I always love to dance to songs with hard and strong beats but i tell you, this is one of the number that constantly made me feel that " I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS!!!"

Anyway, can't wait to see the reaction on the member's faces when they do this. Hope that it's a fun and satisfying one. :)


I know not everybody likes this song, cos some felt that it's too noisy. Memekak aje. ;p
You like?

not black meh?

Remember my previous entry about getting a pair of black high cut shoes? Yeah, i got the shoes. And also found out that i'm not actually old and fat and wrinkled, but i'm oso COLOR BLIND!. And i'm loving it.

jika dipakaikan sepatu emas,
jalan berangin tak payah kipas.


So how?
Ada cantik?
Ada vogiu?
Ada match dengan i yang cantik lagi vogiu? LOL ;p

err .. err.. 死就死啦！

Went for a dinner organized by my client last night. It was a replacement dinner for all the performers and crews for the annual dinner. They invited us, the choreographers as well.

So i pun pakai cantik-cantik ( sevogiu-vogiunyer ) and go. Once i arrived, i went to say hello to the team leader. This is when he told me a shocking news :

" Danny, there's a request for all choreographers to give a speech later. "

Jeng.. Jeng.. Jeng..............................

I think heart stopped for 2 seconds. My mind literally went blank. Just for your info ... I CANNOT DO PUBLIC SPEAKING!!! You can put me on stage to dance .. or maybe sing.. but don't ask me to talk. I just can't!

So throughout the whole dinner, i was so nervous .. didn't really eat. Just sat there and wait for my turn. It was so torturing!!! And when they announce my name, i 'glided' to the rostrum ' dengan gorgeousnyer'. And i gave my vogiu speech .. which i can't really recalled what i said. But one thing for sure, i think i did not embarrass myself up there ... guarrr? lol ;p


Can you give speech? I mean not those pre-scripted ones?
Can you?

weird? or caring?

Normally when you meet a new client / friend / anyone, what do you say at the end of the meeting?

" Nice meeting you. " ?
" Hope to see you again. " ?
" Keep in touch. " ?

Quite common right? But what if someone that you've just met say this to you ...

" Drive carefully. "

Do you think it's weird?
I think it's very weird lorr .. as if he/she is trying to curse me ( in a sarcastic way ;p )

get up !

Ok ok. Enough with the sickness. Enough with the tiredness. Enough with the laziness.

It's time to get up and be busy again after resting for 3 days. Todays mission :
~ to clear all the pending mess from the past few weeks
~ to prepare all the long overdue artwork / proposals
~ choreograph new steps for class ( i'll been canceling classes since 2 weeks ago )
~ clean my house !!!

But before that, i'll have to go and buy a pair of black shoes that i'm been eyeing for weeks. Sebagai hadiah pengubat sakit ... zahir dan batin. ;p But i always have 1 very BIG concern. Not sure if the high cut shoes will make my not-so-long legs looks.. err.. even-not-longer? Do you think i can carry this shoes?


Will be busy setting up the RAYA window display from next week onwards. And yes, the Ramadhan Bazaar is back. Can get all the yummy stuff liao.. People sibuk puasa, i sibuk berbuka. LOL ;p

一發不可收拾 !

Big Mouth is currently in the SICK MODE. :(

All the nonsense / small sickness that i suppose to have within the 2 months came out together. Sore throat, running nose, insomnia, digesting issue, etc.

Luckily i still have 2 days to rest before starting my Raya VM projects. Going to see doctor now. Hopefully i'll be vogiu again by tomorrow. ;p

Everyone, take good care of yourselves. :)


現在的我，多麼的希望 ‘財多身子弱‘ 這句話。。。是真的！！！！！

camera .. action !

I was starring in my very own movie for the past 2 months. The plot and storyline was beautiful ... but the ending, was not. At least it was not what i hoped for. But i think me and the other casts did enjoyed ourselves while creating the movie. GO TITANS !

Tomorrow onwards i'm starting another movie. Hopefully there will be a happy ending. :)


It's ok if you don't understand what am i saying, cos i'm still very blurr and tired at the moment. :)

honesty is the best policy.

I was in the lift with a little girl and her mommy. The lift door opened, and they went out. The little girl turned back to me and said :

" Kor-kor, bye-bye. "

It's been a while since i last called kor-kor by kids. Cos most of the time their parents will ask them to call me uncle. Well, i have to agree with the theory of " KIDS ARE THE MOST HONEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH." lol ;p


Little girl, you certainly made my day. :)

dumb & dumber

I was having my lunch at McD when i over heard this very interesting conversation from the table next to mine. There this 2 Ah Moi ( blonde hair, in their earlier 20s ) whom i think working for some slimming centre talking about one of their customer :

Blonde A : Eh, this morning your customer ... very rich horr? Sign up so many courses.

Blonde B : Ya la. She said she'd not from KL. She's from that country in between Sabah and Sarawak. What is that country ah? I forgot already.
( Me in my heart : Brunei la .. bodoh. ;p )

Blonde A : Err, i oso dunno la. I think it's Jawa.
( Me : fainted! )

MY GOODNESS.
What happened to the young people nowadays huh?
Or it's just they have to act dumb cos they are blonde? ;p


Luckily there's no this type of people in my circle. Or else sure kena laser kau-kau one. ;p

me.

FInally can sleep till 9.30am today. Yay !!!
Another hectic week awaiting.
Must stay strong and focused.

Have a great week ahead. :)

嗲-able

We were shopping in BKK when my friend decided to bargain with the shop owner on the shirt. So he started to bargain .. then slowly change his voice to a manja tone 嗲~ .. hoping to get a better offer. I just stood there, looking at him .. transforming himself from a late 30's man to almost a primary school boy. At the end, he got what he wanted.

I don't think that i can do any of those act. I think i rather die than act cute. Not that i have to jaga my 'water face', but i just can't! ;p


Are you a 嗲-possible / 嗲-able person ?

let's hug :)

I'm currently training an all man group for an event's performance. I have to say that they are a bunch of cool guys. Easy to work with, and they don't mind the hard works ( lifting, carrying, etc )

But there's only one tiny little problem with them. They tend to be too cool to pay attention. If i shout at them, it'll be be rude and unprofessional, cos we're all adults. And if i ask them to do other things like pumping etc., it will be too easy.

So i found a super awesome way to punish them every time they don't pay attention. I'll ask them to hug themselves. Yup. HUG for 10 seconds. You see, a 'cool' man is too 'cool' to hug each other in public, let alone 10 seconds.

Not bad huh? 這一招有沒有很賤？
A great punishment that can make them focus, and entertaining watching them doing it at the same time. :)
Or do you have any other suggestions .. custom made punishment for the cool guys? :))


p/s : i'm still in a very stress mode. till there's rashes on my arm....:(

enough is enough !

I was very excited when i first heard these songs. But after a while it got bored when everybody / everywhere is playing them out loud. And now, i'm officially sick of them.

Below are my TOP 3 SICK SONG ( for now ) :

1) On the Floor ( J Lo )

2) Marry You ( Bruno Mars )

3) The Edge of Glory ( Gaga - 姐妹都無情講！！！ )

1 & 2, cos we're using it for some performance. Can you imagine dancing to it over and over again since early June? ;p
3, i did this song for my class too many times ( member requested to repeat ) .. a bit jelak liao...


So, what is your TOP 3 Sick Songs?

this is how i earn my money ...

Super busy with some projects at the moment.
Please enjoy the clip of me sweating and shaking my flat ass just to pay my bills. LOL ;p



Thanks Stephanie for the clip.
BTW, i'm so sick of this song now. ;p

p/s : i didn't win the gaga contest.:(

神啊！救救我吧。

I'm desperately looking for 'church choir robe' as the costume for my project. I tried so many costume rental shop, but they only have limited pieces. I tried to look for friends from churches, and they don't have it. I need 6 pcs, in any color ( preferably bright colors ) EXCEPT black.

Anyone have any contact with any church goers that have those robe in the choir that i can loan/rent? Or where else can i look for? I need it quite urgently as the event is end 2 weeks from now.

Please ... can anybody help me? Thank you in advance and ... GOD BLESS. :)


If don't have church choir robe, graduation robe pun jadilah. As long as it's not bath robe. ;p

不要拍我！

FYI, i went to BKK with someone who is quite well known ( Chinese celeb lah konon ). So while we were waiting to board the flight at the holding room, i saw a bunch of lalas looking and pointing at us, then came to us. One of them asked my friend if they can take picture with him. He agreed, and i quickly walked away ( as usual ).

But one of the lalas asked me to join them, no need to go away. I politely answered him :

" Never mind, he is the celeb ( although i'm the real diva ;p ). Just take picture with him will do. "
( 不用緊，他才是celeb。跟他拍就好。)

Will you feel weird to be in a picture that obviously you are not the wanted one?


Actually there's another reason why i don't join them in the picture. It was early in the morning ... muka i masih tembam lagi. LOL ;p

Project Runway : me GAGA-ed

There's a contest in town where you can win 2 free passes to watch Lady Gaga. All you have to do is send in a picture of you doing Lady Gaga. Tunggu apa lagi, i came up with something right after i found the details of the contest.

What do you think of the below ensemble?


Can you see the elements that i took from the storyboard?

I had the opportunity to watch my Goddess ( Kylie, if you still dunno ;p ) in person last week. Praying so hard that i can watch my sister too. You all must pray for me ok? Cos it's a pass for 2 ( plus free trip & everything paid )

i hope you swallow .. well, almost ;p

There's this woman in my class, who likes to chew gum while dancing. I thought it's extremely rude and dangerous to do that, especially when you are dancing. Who knows sekali you are too excited and swallow the gum right?

But the problem is, i dare not tell her that. Cos she is one of those 'loud' members. She'll just say out loud whatever she doesn't like and of cos, complain to the management. I secretly pray that one day she'll learn her lesson by ( almost ) swallow it while dancing. But not really swallow, cos i won't know what to do to her. ;p

Do you like people chewing gums while talking to you?

媽的！小鬼。

It was around 11pm. I was waiting for the lift at the lobby of my condo. Suddenly, i saw a shadow ( or black figure, i can't really tell ) of a small person passed by in between the blocks. I was shocked. I tried to convinced myself that it was a human being. Then i saw another shadow running from the opposite direction. This time, i heard the voice like a boy giggling.

Mak oooiii... seram giler!!! I really dunno what to do.. or how to react.

Then i heard a voice of a boy shouting from the other side of the lobby. I looked at him, speechless. And when i realized what is happening,i felt like slapping the boy immediately.

WHERE GOT PEOPLE PLAY HIDE & SEEK IN THE NIGHT!!!!????


BTW, i was very good playing hide n seek when i was young. Due to my size, i can squeeze in some very unpredictable place / corner. What about you? Are you a pro hide-r or seeker? Cos i know some of my friends who are really "BODOH" every time they try to hide. LOL ;p