做麼會是鬆的？

I bought a blazer from the mall in Bangkok. And when i'm back in the hotel, i put it on fro me friend to see. But the blazer seems slightly looser than the one that i tried on, although it's the same size. So my friend asked :

Him : Did the sales person gave you a new piece?

Me : Yup.

Him : No wonder la. New pieces are normally slightly looser.

Me : HUH???!!!

What kind of theory is that? I thought the one on display should be looser coz so many people tried on it. And now he tell me the opposite? Just not convincing at all.

IS IT TRUE? I mean his theory?

Kylie's APHRODITE @ Bangkok

The moment she appeared on stage and said : " SAWADEEKA THAILAND", i flushed my vogiuness down the toilet deep deep. I screamed, i jumped, i danced and i waved like nobody's business. In fact, i think the whole arena did the same. The atmosphere was so awesome. By the 4th song, i kinda lost my voice liao. But i still carry on singing till the end with my now low-and-husky voice. LOL.

The set was interesting. The costumes were so inspiring ( can copy for my show, lol ;p ). The visual effects were so scandalous, 80% of them are images of guys in skimpy underwear, posing seductively. And of cos, KYLIE was superb. It's was a roughly 120mins show where i think we hardly sat for 10mins. You just have to stand up and move every time the intro came up. What a great cardio session. BTW, i think i lost weight in BKK. Amazing kan? ;p

Besides that, things were equally happening off stage ~ the crowd. I bet u won't have this in any of her other Asian tour. It's Bangkok, a place where they dont really care about gender. There were so many Kylie wannabes, dressed as Kylie from different era. She even invited 2 person ( a guy and a kua ) from the audience to join her on stage. One of the fan kneeled down and kiss her shoes. Then he cried. I also cried, a bit la. How i wish that was me. ;p

Me doing silly thing at the arena. You just can't stand still with all the Kylie's songs blasting at the speakers at the foyer. Bought a "K for Kylie" t-shirt and wore it on the spot.

Got this super fabulous 'Bangkok heart Kylie' t-shirt as part of the souvenir from the ticker purchase. I'm so going to wear it to gym and parade!!!! LOL ;p

整場show我都超‘靈活‘的。
感謝女神讓我回復年輕。哈哈。

p/s : i think half of KL was there. saw so many familar faces.

保庇。啊！女神。

Flying to Bangkok early in the morning tomorrow to have a probably-once-in-a-lifetime-long-awaited experience with my Goddess. Super excited!!!
Hopefully the person sitting in front of me is shorter than 160cm. LOL ;p

KYLIE! KYLIE! KYLIE!


Hope that i can get all the costumes for my client while i'm there. :)
( my 2nd reason going to Bangkok )

左邊。右邊。

They said, if you are a left handed person, you'll ...

normally ... hold the spoon with your left hand and fork on the right.

normally ... land with left hand on the floor first when you do a 'cartwheel'.

normally ... left arm is stronger than the right one.

I have all the above .. but i'm a RIGHT HANDED person.
Guess it just proved on more time that i'm not normal, cos i'm SPECIAL.


p/s : it's been a while since i last wrote a syok-sendiri entry .. just feeling it today...lol ;p

ah-maaaaaaaeee-zing !!!

Sometimes, i am quite amazed with my level of BLURRness.

You see, there's some surface crack on my ring finger. And i plastered my middle finger. Just realized after the whole day, before i went for shower.
Brilliant kan? ;p


Luckily so far nothing too serious / bad happened to me due to the blurrness.
Take care, everyone. :))

the daring me ...

Met a friend in the gym, told him that i'm going to Bangkok to watch my Goddess ~ Kylie Minogue's concert this Saturday.

Him : Huh? Kylie Minogue? I thought your Goddess is Lady Gaga?

Me : No la. Kylie is my Goddess. Gaga is my sister.

So? Daring or not? ;p
以上對話有沒有很大膽？
還是比較不要臉？哈哈。


Am counting down to the days for me to pay respect to my Goddess. :))

一組

I saw a lady in the gym, wearing a set ( same top & bottom ) of tracksuits. I think she's trying to achieve the high-end sporty look, cos i know the brand of her tracksuits, not cheap. But i think wearing a SET of tracksuit or anything is just UN-GLAM lorr. It's like little girl putting on a matching top & bottom pyjama.

The only matching things i wear is according to color .. but of the different materials.
Do you wear a SET clothing when you go out? ( except uniforms )

what the hell?

Sometimes i think i'm quite good in creating amazing crappy philosophy.

I was sick for the past few days. So when i went for classes, i'll inform and apologize to the members ...

" Hi class. Sorry ya, i won't be able to do full out with you guys. Cos i'm still not feeling well. "

So everyone was very understanding with my situation. And right after that line ...

" OK, let's do something sexy today. "

Then i can see some of the member's faces like WTH? You just say that you are sick and now you want to do sexy stuff? So i told them the following ..

( boys & girls, remember this very important tips of life. ;p ) :
" You can be sick, but you can never be too sick for SEXY ~ Danny The Big Mouth ( 2011 ) "

And everyone just bursted out laughing once i said that. What a great way to start a class kan? :))


Thanks everyone for the well wishes. Great to be healthy again. And i can start bitching / lasering again. LOL ;p

p/s : Happy Daddy's Day !
( My whole family is coming to KL to have Father's Day dinner. They'll stop by my house before the dinner. Must quick quick clean the house now. ;p )

down.

Damn.
Down with fever. I feel so light the whole day. But the figures on the weighting machine are still the same.
Damn. :(

p/s : must quickly finish tomorrow's proposals then fast fast go to sleep. goodnite you all.

au naturel

Woke up in the morning, headed to the bathroom. Looked at myself at the mirror .. WOW. My hair was kembang setaman. But i have to say that although it's really messy, i think it's kinda cool with some sort of attitude ( ;p ). But of cos this attitude will only stay in the house. Cos i will never step out of my house without styling my hair. And wearing cap is not an option for me, cos i don't have the cap/hat face. :(

Can you go out ( maybe just to the nearby mamak ) without styling your hair? I know i'm 100% can't.

Hmm .. it's about time to get a hair cut.
真的是物似主人形。人跟頭髮都一樣的‘有性格‘。哈哈。

p/s : not convenient to show the whole face, cos just woke up. face swollen macam baaabee. ;p

i love BLACK

A common scene at my balcony on my laundry day ...
Some might thought that it's my uniform. Well, it kinda is .. as i wear black tops most of the time. It's like my signature look ( black top with cargo pants, cropped pants, jeans, etc. ) Cos i believe that ( not necessary true ) black color will make my body look slimmer ( a common myth right? ;p ).

I have more than 40 pcs ( 25% fo the total pcs ) of black tops in my closet. It's just like a 'basic' requirement in the closet. But i know there's still some people who do not own or wear any black colored top at all! Cos to them it is the color of suei-ness. And they are YOUNGER than me !!!

What is your signature color?

i hate RED

It was 10pm last night, and i was so hungry. Cos i only had 1 proper meal ( at around 4pm ) for the whole day. So i went out to tapao my favorite nasi lemak from my favorite nasi lemak stall. I told the abang :

" Bang, mintak nasi lemak satu. Lauk ayam ngan telur goreng. Nasi kurang, sambal lebih. "

And this is what i got ...

I was so excited when i seee it. It was like a giant tsunami of sambal just attacked the rice village. Don't you think that he is just so generous with the sambal? Cos normally they'll just add in quarter spoon of sambal ( sometimes just the chili oil ) when you request for extra sambal. :(

FYI, red is my least favorite color ( besides orange ). Unless the redness comes with some spiciness, or with money inside. LOL :))
What's your least favorite color?

do not challenge the aunties !!!

I was at this new gym for a replacement class. 15 mins before the class, a few aunties already came in. Since they have nothing to do, they decided to sit at the corner and started to chat ... quite loudly. It was like a pasar malam scene in the studio. So i turn on the music just hoping to get them to shut up or at least go outside to chat.

But NO!!!
The louder i turn up the volume, the louder they'll talk. At certain point, i think they were actually shouting at each other. I am so amazed with them, still able to chat with so loud music on. Then i suddenly stop the music just to let them feel how loud they were .. but i FAILED. They continued chatting as if nothing happened. :(


I normally will make a high pitch ' YOOOOHOOOOOOO' when i need the member ( normally not those regular ones ) to shut up and listen to me. Cos i think it is not so nice to make the 'SHHHUUUUSSSSSHHHH' sound at them.

Do you think that ' shhhussh'-ing people is kinda ... insulting? Especially to adults?

the "IT" moment ...

Sometimes, i can't think of anything to blog about. No matter how i crack my mind, there's still no ideas or inspirations. And when i'm not free to blog ( normally when i'm driving ), i'll suddenly have thousands of things to say ( geram aje ;p )

Same thing happened to me when i need to choreograph steps for new songs. Some songs / timing are really uninspiring at all. Can't think or any steps to fit in the music. Then .. when i'm not thinking about it ( normally when i'm in my bed about to sleep ), i can finish the whole song just lying there. All the steps just came out of nowhere.

I was suppose to choreograph this song for tomorrow's class. I tried a few times but still not satisfied. This morning ( at about 550am ) i woke up to go toilet. After that, i went back to bed. But before i can continue my sleep, i suddenly thought of the dance and instantly got ideas for the songs. And believe it or not, i choreographed the whole song with my eyes close ( trying to sleep ). And when i went to the studio just now, i did the whole song based on what i thought of in between sleep's moment. And it fits really well! So no need to scratch my head liao. :))

When is your most inspiring moment of the day?

lie down, stand up & jump

Just some random lasering sessions with friends ... to cheer up your Wednesday :)

A female friend was talking about her first face spa experience :

Her : Yerr.. very kan-chiong lorr... Lie down there and let them do whatever with my face.
Yerr .. 有緊張 lorr，躺在那邊給她們弄。

Me : No la .. you'll be more kan-chiong if they ask you to stand still while they do your face. :P
會咩？如果她們叫你站著給她們弄，那才緊張。哈哈。




( i think this one i posted b4 .. just in case u missed it ;p )
I was persuading a friend to try my dance class :

Her : Dancing ahh? Don't want la. Scared la.
跳舞？不要啦。怕咧。

Me : Why scared? It's just dancing, not jumping from building what ... ;p
有什麼好怕？叫你跳舞，又不是跳樓。


有沒有笑？有沒有笑？

SAMBA !!!

Just got another super weird dream.

I was at the corner of a room, fully makeup and costumed. Not sure what is happening. I saw so many people, boys n girls, young and old, running here n there. It was a packed and busy room.

Then someone ask me to follow him to a door, and asked me to wait for his cue. What cue?

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO.

He opened the door and pushed me out. A very loud samba music was played. Thousands of people standing at the both sides of the road cheering for me. I was on the top of a carnaval ( carnival ) float !!! AHHH!!! IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COMES TRUE FOR ME!!! Tunggu apa lagi? I smiled and started to move every part of my body to that ever passionate and sexy samba music. I danced, and danced and danced ... Then i feel like peeing. And i woke up and went to the toilet. ;p

There goes my ONE NIGHT ONLY fame. :)


Hmm .. i was thinking. Is it a sign that i should/will visit Brazil soon?

Meanwhile, try to shake every inch of your body to the song posted. Enjoy ... :)

失去也會有快樂。

It's been a hectic month. Trying to handle a few jobs at the same time. Then one of my client called to cancel the job.

But i have to say that i was so relieved that that particular job was cancelled. Cos there were so many problems with the client, and i regreted on taking the job. Furthermore they don't really have budget for it. So it's good that it's cancelled. :)

To celebrate my relief, i bought a pair of shoes ( you know that i am crazy about shoes rite? ;p ) from my client's new shop. Just to show support and give face a bit la. But i think the main reason is i've already spotted and aimed for this design when i browsed thru their catalogue on the 1st meeting, way before we set up the new shop. And once it hit the selling floor, i just can't wait / resist anymore. ;p

I think it's really nice. Simple with some details. I wore it immediately, can't wait to show them off. LOL ;p
What say you? Ada cantik?


失去了一個 job，換來一雙鞋子。。。有賺，有賺。哈哈。

Danny GAGA : The Edge of KUALI

I was in the kitchen, in some sort of cooking competition. There's too many ingredients on the table and i have too little cooking knowledge. I looked at other contestants, they looked focused and cool. I was freaking out.

Then came the host :

" Contestants, for today's challenge, you'll have to create a breakfast meal ... WHILE YOU DANCE TO THE MUSIC! " And they played the song. OMG!!! It was Gaga's " The Edge of Glory " ( which i just did last week in my classes ).

Tunggu apa lagi. I pun started to shake and move while trying to fry a mata kerbau. BTW. they frying pans were really colorful siap dengan bling-bling lagi! I think at some point, i was laughing at those kayu chefs. ( LOL ;p ) Suddenly i walked out from the kitchen and tak balik-balik lagi ! Damn, why can't i wait for the result before i move to the other scene? ;(


You do know that i was dreaming rite? ;p
A classic example of me watching "Top Chef" and " So U think U Can Dance" before going to bed.

p/s : posted my current FAVORITE song .. in 2 versions
if u think the 1st one is too light for you.. then wait for the 2nd one.. :))
( FYI, the lala inside me prefer the 2nd version ... lol ;p )

bang! bang!

Funny and annoying things happened in front of the same studio. I parked my car in front of the studio, and sat in the car while waiting for my class. Then i can see the members arrive one by one, going up the studio.

Last week, this Chinese girl member parked next to me. And when she opened her car door and stepped out, she knocked my car. I cursed and stared at her in my car, don't think she realized that. Then this week, another Malay member did the same thing. The best thing is, both of them didn't bother checking either cars after the bang. Why lah members from this studio like to bang people's car?

Do you think i should actually step down the car and confront them if it happen again? But they are my members, not sure if i should do that ...


Or maybe i should announce it before the class with the mic :

" You there in the pink tank top. Stop banging my car! " ;p

a complete meal

I have a habit of finishing whatever in my plate when i eat, unless the food is really horrible. But some of my friends just felt that it's a bit strange and funny. Whenever they see my 'clean' plate after the meal, normally they'll tease :

你好餓啊？Very hungry issit?


Cos to them, it's common and normal to have some leftover food on the plate by the end of the meal. And i think that's just a waste. But to them my habit is just so tak vogiu .. like never eat in years. :(


有人叫吃到太乾淨的碟為 “美人照鏡“。
我醬美，當然要餐餐都照鏡啦！
有錯咩？;p

jom mandi :)

I was once scolded by my female housemate, saying that i took too much time showering. But my average shower time is only 10 minutes. According to her, man should just take 3 to 5 minutes for shower. I was like WTF? Man not human ahh? Man no need to wash really clean ahh?

I got 2 friends who shower really long ... MINIMUM 30 minutes per shower. The 1st on cos he got bigger surface ( luas permukaan. ;p ) if you know what i mean. LOL. And the 2nd one just simple bcoz 'he likes to be pampered by water every time he shower. '.. To me it's so wasting water and time. ;p

So what is your average shower time? Is 10 minutes really long meh?


How many time you shower per day?
For me, normal days 2 times. If got class.. 3 or more lo.

eeewwwwwwwww ...

Venue : Toilet in the gym

I tengah bikin business then suddenly the phone from the next cubicle rang. He answered the call and started to talk. After 1 minute, i purposely flush the toilet to hint him to stop talking. Cos somehow he is affecting my mood on dealing the business. But he kept talking, buat tak tau.

Suddenly i heard the sound of running water. OMG! He was actually washing his butt while talking on the phone. EEEEEEEWWWWWWW .. I thought talking while crapping is already very disgusting, and this is worse than that.

As a caller, which is more unacceptable for you? The person talking to you while crapping or washing his butt?


I normally will silent my phone or just press the busy mode if someone call while i'm in toilet. Cos i really think that it is very tak bermoral. lol ;p

PERDANA

This entry has nothing to do with politics or religions. It's just personal opinion on the BM language ...

I always thought that the motto "Satu Malaysia" is being over-used by people. They just use it in anything they want to make or sell. It's just everywhere! A bit jelak liao...

Lately i noticed that there's another Malay word that is also over-used ~ PERDANA ( the highest level, the greatest ).

You can see all the buntings they displayed at the round side : Forum PERDANA, Ceramah PERDANA, Perhimpunana PERDANA, Majlis Jamuan PERDANA, etc. I mean, if you put it PERDANA in everything, then what is so PERDANA about it anymore rite?

And this morning i saw this new bunting saying " Majlis Berkhatan PERDANA sempena cuti sekolah ".

For someone who is not very good in BM, do you think that they will interpret it as :

a) A big scale circumcise ceremony, OR

b) A circumcise ceremony for a big scale ... ? lol ;p


Again, no offense to anyone. The situation is just like us Chinese, apa-apa pun kena HUAT !!!.. sien ahh...:(

apa pun mau ...

Me : Bang, ayam blackpepper satu.

Burger boss : Nak ayam 'smoked' tak?

Me : OK.

Burger boss : Nak cheese tak?

Me : Boleh.

Burger boss : Nak extra sos?

Me : Nak.

Burger boss : Wah, u apa pun ok arr? Senang kerja i dapat customer macam u. Ha ha.

Suddenly i feel so cheap and easy. ;(


What to do? I really like smoked chicken patty with cheese and lots of blackpepper sauce marr....
難到買一個 burger 也要有矜持嗎？

so you think i don't dance ? lol ;p

When you see someone wearing an army uniform, you know that he is a soldier. If you see someone with really bad taste high cut boots, you know she'll most likely a " kokok / lala " ( ;p ). But what do you expect to see from a dancer? What is the appropriate look / clothing style for a dancer?

Cos whenever i told people that i dance ( perform, or teach dance ), most of the time they'll give me the "mata-terbeliak-mulut-ternganga-macam-tak-percaya" look. I don't have any special ' uniform ' when I go for my class. I just wear t-shirt, cargo pants and sport shoes, just like what i always wear to work. Lazy to change at the gym, and don't want to spend extra money buying additional clothes.


Sometimes i wonder, is it really my fashion style or it's just my fierce-cold-and-unfriendly face that makes people think that i don't belong in this ( entertainment ) line?

act CUTE lorr ;p

I was having lunch at McD today. The table next to mine is a group of college students. They chatted quite loud, so annoying. One of them is an ordinary girl with a super MANJA "嗲" ( in my opinion ~ mengada-ngada ) tone. Her male friend was trying to take her picture using his iphone. She kinda screamed manja-ly at him :

Her : Yeerrrrrrr, 做麼拍人家？等下你的 girlfriend 吃醋啊。哈哈。
( Yeeeeeeerrrrr, why you take my picture? Later your girlfriend jealous la. Ha ha. )

Him : 不會 jealous 的啦。她很大方的。
( She won't jealous one la. She's very open minded one. )

Luckily she is not my friend. Cos if she is, then my reply ( as in the guy who take her picture ) will be ...

不會的啦。你又不美，jealous 來做麼？
( She won't one la. You are not that pretty, jealous for what? )


I have to admit that i have a very SERIOUS ISSUE with girls who take in MANJA tone. I just felt that they are too pretentious. And it's worse if they don't have the look to match the voice. Thank God i don't have such type of people around me. Or else sure she'll surfer whenever i'm around. LOL ;p

Are you one of the hater as well?

don't look at me like that ...

Not sure if it's bcos of the hectic schedule that i'm having lately or it's just me, being cranky. All the while i gave my suppliers a very good image ~ friendly, efficient and good mouth ( NEVER curse ... believe it or not? ;p ). They even try not to curse in front of me ( cos they use other word to replace the bad word .. lol ;p )

But i think they'll have to take out the good mouth label from now on, cos i accidentally cursed in front of them. During the meeting, we were deciding which material to use for a display platform. And suddenly i said ...

" 個 platform 唔好用 MDF worr。上次果個重到‘嗨‘甘。“
( Eh, don‘t use the MDF to make the platform ya. Cos the last one was 'faaaking' heavy )

The minute i finished my statement, i realized that they were looking at me, unbelievable. There goes my 'good image'. So now i die-die must maintain the friendly and efficient image to prevent anymore damage on my image. ;p


Are you a 'FREQUENT CURSER' ?
( incl. F, SH*t, MCH, CCB, etc... )


p/s : totally in love with this new song ( posted at side bar ) .. kept replaying it :))

hi princess ...

I always hate those who are late ( for anything ) .. without a very good reason. And it's worse if that person is late and never bother to apologize or explain, as if we were born to wait for him/her.

I was waiting for a friend who is always late. And when she finally arrived, i stared at her and complained on her punctuality ( as always ). Then, with her 'MANJA' voice ...

Her : Yerrr, you cannot scold me like that lorr. Cos i'm a PRINCESS. Hi hi...

Me : ( super annoyed ) Well hello princess, you better behave and don't piss me off. Cos i'm your EVIL STEPMOTHER. Huh!
( gave her another sharp stare, and roll my eyes )


Are you a punctual person?
I never go on time.
I'll be either 5-10mins earlier, or totally late ( purposely ;p )

err ... breast 'n nipple?!

I'm not laughing at those who are not good in English, as i myself oso quite powderful sometimes. But i think i won't make the same mistakes as they are, cos it's just too " CLASSIC " . For example ...

Years back when i was still performing, another female dancer came to me after the rehearsal asking if i can teach her the steps cos she was late ...

Her : Danny, 可以教我那個 Lose My BREAST嗎?
( Danny, can teach me the steps of Lose My BREAST? )

Me in my mind : Lose your breast? How i know? Eat less papaya? ;p

Lose My Breast = Lose My Breath ( Destiny Child )


A tai-tai member came to me after the class, asking me to teach her one of the move ...

Her : Danny, 那個NIPPLE怎樣做的?
Danny, how to do that NIPPLE?

Me in my mind : Wah auntie, i don't know that the housewives nowadays are so open one worr.. lol ;p

Nipple = Ripple / Body Roll / Wave

If i remember correctly, i didn't correct them cos i don't want to embarrass them. I just quietly laugh in my heart la ( still have to be evil bitch a bit maa.. ;p )
Do you think that you'll correct them on the mistakes?


無端端被醬問，還真的不知道怎樣反應。人家也會paiseh的嘛。。。

sex icon.

Was chatting with my friend last nite ...

T : Do you know that Kylie Minogue ( my ultimate GODDESS ) is going to have her concert tour in Bangkok, Singapore, Jakarta, Hong Kong and Taipei next month? I wonder why she didn't include KL in the list.

Me : Of cos la, she's an SEX ICON maa .. the image is too sexy la. Just like Madonna, Beyonce or Lady Gaga ... mana boleh? Imagine her wearing baju kurung and sing " Na na na ... na na na na na .... " LOL ;p

T : But how come Mariah Carey can perform here?

Me : She's an SEX ICON meh? She's just someone who likes to wear baju that is a few size smaller and make them looks really KETAT on her onli ma.... ;p

Seriously lorr, dunno why i never categorized MC as sexy. Talented, pretty? Yes. But sexy .... Maybe the KETATness killed all the sexiness in her guarr ( my opinion la ). Do you think MC is sexy? Or her sexiness style is different from others?

BTW, any Kylie's fans out there?


Just got the confirmation this morning ~ I AM GOING TO BANGKOK TO WATCH KYLIE MINOGUE'S CONCERT NEXT MONTH !!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY !!!!!

Yerrr, 人家第一次去拜（女）神，很緊張啦。
不知道要穿什麼好。有興奮到啦。。

mumbling ~

Next week will be a super important and busy week for me.

Got a huge meeting & presentation with my new client. Still compiling materials for them to see. Mixed some songs, quite happy with it. Hope that they'll like it as well.

Need to set up the VM for a new shop for another client mid week. Also need to touch up the other shop for photoshoot. And after that, need to propose VM ideas for the office.

Got the green light from another client on the show. Need to book studio asap, and pay the rent in full ;(. Hope that they'll prepare my deposit asap.

Watched a Thai movie : Bangkok Traffic Story ( BTS ) over the weekend ~ LOVE IT. Simple and fun, romantic and real. If got time please go watch it. And also " Hello Stranger " , another Thai romantic movie with the ending that is different from what i thought.

Been so busy these days, no time to make soup for myself. Cos whenever i have soup for the day, my weight will drop a bit the next day. Maybe dah kena detox kot.;p


Thank God for the opportunities. I'm enjoying the busy-ness, and really happy with my hectic life. :)

Have a great week ahead everyone :)

it's a fine, fine day :)

I got not only 1, but 2 job confirmations today. And the best thing is, both of them are BIG company that i've been hoping to get in. FYI, both jobs are to train their staffs for the annual dinner staff performance competition. guess i'll have to shake my bum a lot more.

Really excited on these 2 jobs. Will be busy over the weekend compiling pictures, materials and musics to be presented to them. If everything goes fine, i'll start to get busy from end May till end of July. Yippie!!! :)

BTW, how was your week? Any big plan for the weekend?


真的很感謝，也很感恩，能不停的有 job 進來。
也要好好的保握這些幾會。
一定要全力以赴，做到最 vogue 。哈哈。

p/s : if your company's annual dinner got staff performance competition, remember to look for me worr. Kamsia in advance. :)

騷貨一出。。。

Due to the fact that i'm getting older and my memory is not getting any better, i have to video down all my dance steps for future reference. Cos sometimes right in the middle of the class, my mind will just snap and jam. Can't remember any steps at all. That's when the clips are really useful or else i'll get the booos ;(

OK, below is the clip of Everybody by Rudenko. This is the clip where i got complained by member for being too sexy or rather slutty. Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, sila buka mata tu besar-besar and tell me .. ADA SLUTTY meh?



I still think it's more sexy than slutty. Maybe you can help me rating it.
( sexy x?/10 & slutty ?/10 )
IMPORTANT :
Whatever it is, do not say this dance is CUTE!!! ;p

騷貨一出 。。。
。。。誰人能擋
( 自 high 中。。）

老模看小模

I was doing the launch of a new shop last week and there's fashion show. 4 adults and 4 kids models. Out of the 4 kids, 3 of them ( between 3 ~ 8 years old ) are brother and sisters .. all ang moh. After the show, while packing up the stuffs, i overheard the mom of the 3 kids talking to the show director :

Director : So where you guys going after this?

Mom : The 2 of them are doing DKNY show at KLCC tonite. Then 3 of them got 3 shows this weekend.

I was like .. WTH! I oso 'ampang next top model', but how come i don't have shows like them? But one thing for sure, i kinda pity the kids, cos they rushed to our show right after the school with the uniforms lagi. And all of them looked so tired. I wonder if they really enjoying what they are doing ...

Ok, ok .. 'pity' is just a nicer word to cover up. The actual word should be envy .. and a bit jealous. ;p


Did you have an enjoyeable childhood?

為什麼？為什麼？
大家平平都是‘名模‘，為什麼命水會差醬多？

單

I was watching the sitcom " How i met your mother" and they have an episode where they pointed out on this girl's habit. She is a newscaster and she like to say 'but umm...' whenever she is interviewing people. And the gang just made fun of it and made it a bet game. Whenever she say 'but umm... ' they'll have to drink a shot. Fun game eh?

I guess everyone have something that they always say ( 口頭單 ). I know mine is definitely ' and then ' , cos my printer confronted me before. Make me malu only.

So what's yours?


OK, bad words like CCB, LC, MCH, MLF, etc semua tak kira. ;p

屁咧！！！

Just checking ...

What is your limit / self control on farting?

a) when you need to fart, you just fart .. tak kisah lah kalo ade orang kat tepi tepi

b) you only fart in front of people that you love or trust .. kesian ur mak bapak, ur dahling, ur kucing... etc

c) you will keep the farting pleasure only to yourself .. never fart in front of anybody .. kedekut lah konon ;p


I am definitely the "C" type ... kena maintain vogiu marr..
真的很不習慣在人家面前開“口“。哈哈。

what's my name ?

This is the thing that i've been dragging since 2007. Ever since i quitted my job and turned to freelancing, I'm suppose to set up ( or register ) a company for billing and other purpose. But till now i still have not decide on the 'NAME' that i want to use for my company. But i think it's about time for me to really sit down and decide, then register.

It's just like naming your baby. You don't want to name them something joke-able or lame. It must be memorable/catchy, artistic and related to what i am doing. And most importantly ... vogiu.

So till now i'm still struggling with the names. FYI, i do creative stuffs ( visual merchandising & event organizing ) and performing projects/jobs. Any good suggestions?


The last thing i want for my company is called " Danny Hwang Productions", cos it's so 'lazy' and lame. ;p

做麼會濕濕的？

Syukur alhamdulillah, my mission with the new client is completed. Everyone was happy with the result, and i've secured more projects in the future. :)

Not sure if it's becos of the stress and sleepless night, i have tonnes pimples growing on my face. Not only that, but my palm also started to sweat easily. I don't have this problem before. But luckily it's just very mild, unlike my ex-colleague. Cos you can see sweat 'dripping' from his palm.

Do you have sweaty palm problem too?
Or other 'symptoms' when you are stress?

misen imposibel ...

Danny : The Big Mouth is going to perform a series of misen imposibel for my new client starting tomorrow.

Deadline : Thursday 12/4/2011 @ 3pm

Wish me luck.

上星期累積下來的壓力，弄到我的豆豆一直 piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 個不停！:(


p/s : 昨晚聽人說，王菲１１月會在 KL & Singapore 開 concert。有誰也聽說？真的嗎？

yeah, i think i know you ...

I was sourcing for some props in IKEA yesterday. Then i saw a familiar face far away walking towards my direction. I think i know him, but i totally have no idea where, when, how and most importantly ... his name. I was hoping that he didn't see me but he did. And dengan senyuman lebarnya, he came to me and say hi.

I smiled to him and told him that i know him but can't recall anything. So he tried to help me recall the details, one by one. After 3 minutes, i still can't remember anything. He then continue telling me things that i did or said to him ( which some of the content was quite shocking ... cos it's too friendly ~ so not me ;p ) I think he is very determine to make me remember him. After 5 minutes of non-stop info feeding, i slowly recall the history and continue to chat with him.

I am very impressed with his patience. Cos if i'm in his situation, i'll just say bye and go. Cos i'll feel embarrass and insulted.

Do you think that you have the patience like him?

sweet 'n sour

Once upon a time ...

One member came to me after the class ...

Member : Aiyo, very sour la my butt.

Me : Huh? Sour?

Member : 屁股很酸啊 . Butt very sour ( sore ) ah..

Me : Haha oic. Thank God mine is always sweet. ;p

Sekian cerita and Happy Mother's Day :)


Sometimes it's quite fun to speak broken language on purpose. But of cos not all my friends appreciate it. :(
Some of my signature broken language ...

... pink coror ( color )
... krang ( klang )
... sunsain ( sunshine )
... fesen presentasen ( fashion presentation )

What's yours ( if got la ;p )

都說了 "Have a nice day" lorr ... :(

I am not a fan of SMSing, cos i think it's a waste of time when you can actually call and get what you want on the spot. And i have a limit of number of SMSes per conversation ~ 3. Yes, 3. The first 2 SMS i will still layan a bit ( depends on mood and the person la ;p ). Then if they keep on SMSing me, i'll reply them ( my 3rd SMS ) and end it with a "Have a nice day" ~ my own polite version of saying " Enuff liao. Dun waste my time! Go bark at someone else. " :P

But horr, i dunno why some people are too slow on getting the signal. And they still reply me after the 3rd SMS. And of cos, i either will call them directly ( if there's something important ) or just ignore them. Malaslah nak layan.

Do you think that " Have a nice day " is a good hint to end a conversation?
Or you have better lines that i can use next time?


有的東西，get 到意思就好。
講的太白，只會傷感情。:)

to BLINK, or not to BLINK?

Do you think there's any differences between these 2 icons?
Cos sometimes i accidentally sent the blinking one to my clients ( or someone i just know ), and i felt a bit inappropriate.
Like i am trying to be funny with them.
Am i thinking too much?


Say you are getting a text from someone that you love. Is there any emotion/excitement differences between the text with blinking or non-blinking icon?
Or you just don't give a damn? ;p

And i think too much again? ;p

凡走過。。。

It was a long weekend and i have nothing to do, except DVD marathon and eat non-stop for Saturday and Sunday. But on Monday, i was too sick for the DVD anymore. So i decided to do some spring cleaning, especially with the stuffs that's lying on the counter, covered with dust.

FYI, whenever i go travel, i like to bring back something that will represent the country, just for remembrance. ( Boleh lah feeling-feeling a bit, when i'm too tired and busy with work ) So i took them down, and cleaned each of them. Took some pictures to share with you guys.
( not many but i'm happy and proud with my collections. )


England ( London ), France ( Paris ) & Italy ( Rome )



Thailand ( Bangkok & Haadyai ) & Indonesia ( Bali & Jakarta )



Korea ( Seoul ) & Japan ( Tokyo, Kyoto, Hiroshima, Fukuoka & Osaka )



Turkey ( Istanbul ) & Greece ( Athens, Santorini & Mykonos )



Spain ( Barcelona & Madrid ) & Portugal ( Lisbon )



Last but not least, Hong Kong & Singapore.
I've been to these 2 countries few times but seriuosly, i can't remember if i bought anything from there as souvenir. Cos really no idea what to get. Any suggestions?
Don't tell me Merlion figurine or stuffs from HK Disneyland ok? ;p