i know i'm mean, but at least i'm honest ...

Some people like to tell you good news only. So that you won't have to feel sad at all. ( Type A )

Some people like to tell you bad news only. So that you'll feel bad for not appreciating what you have. ( Type B )

Some people like to tell you good news most of the time. But they'll only tell you bad news when they want you to feel bad. ( Type C )

I am Type C. ;p
What are you?


我不是‘喜鵲‘，所以我不會只‘報喜‘。哈哈。

醜人多作怪。。。

突然發現，最近的我。。。文靜多了。


你有沒有 get 到啊？哈哈。
星期五了，大家輕鬆一下。

Another 'syok sendiri' entry, proudly brought to you by The Big Mouth. ;p

就是因為沒人認識我。。。

Some funny conversation while i was in BKK 2 months ago ...

We were in the hotel room getting ready to go out. My friend wore a simple t-shirt, bermuda shorts and canvas shoes. Very casual and simple. Me on the other hand, wore a tee-shirt, skinny jeans and canvas shoes, but everything was matchy-matchy. Like a copy from those fashion catalogue. So my friend asked :

K : Why you wear so nice? Sampat ah? Go out only la.

Me : Why cannot? Let people see la.

K : You think people here know you meh?

Me : That's the main reason la. Cos i dah takde reputation in KL. Cannot fight with the fashionista there. So just let me try to be fashionable here. Can or not?

K : Over!


When you go for holiday, do you normally 'dress-up' or 'dress-down' your clothing ( fashion sense )?

u guess lerrr ?

A lot of people ( male & female ) like to ask people to guess their age when people asked them how old are them. FYI, i'm way pass that stage, cos ...

a) i am comfortable and proud to be 34 this year, and

b) to save myself some disappointment / embarrassment ( just in case they say i look late 30's, buat sakit hati aje ;p )


So, how old are you?

未清。待癒

I've been coughing since end of May. I tried almost everything to make it better and now, i don't really cough anymore. But i know, i'm not 100% back to my tip-top condition yet ...

I was driving to the gym while listening to the radio. Oo.. my favorite song. I sang-a-long. And when i about to hit the high note at the end, i coughed! Damn! All the while i have no problem on that part and becos of my cough history, i now can't handle it. How lah if i go sing K with ppl? Buat malu aje. Hilang segala kevogiulan ku!


My friend once told me that the best way to heal cough problem is ... just wait. Let it heal itself. Sure boh?

i love u slut !

If you are a fan of " How i met your mother", then you'll know what is a 'I-LOVE-YOU-SLUT'. It's for people who easily say 'I Love You' to other people, even to someone that they've just met. Just becos they have feeling for them.

My friend told me that we should always express our feeling to those that we love whenever we can. Cos we won't know when will be the last chance for us to do so. But to me, it'll be more precious and meaningful if we say that in special occasions or when the mood is right. You feel me?


So, are you a 'I-LOVE-YOU-SLUT' as well? Or just plain 'S-L-U-T' ? LOL ;p

B'yond姐 。。再戰江湖

Nah, here's my version of Run The World. Let me warn you first ... there's no super canggih dance movements ( cos i'm too old for that ;p ). But i think it's good enough to dance and sweat for 1 hour. :)

So, enjoy .. B'yond姐's humble performance.lol ;p
請多多指教（ 嘲笑 ）。



( click here for B'yond姐's debut MV ;p )

lost ...

After 6 weeks of non stop rushing like headless chicken, i finally can rest today. I don't have any deliveries or display set up to do. I also don't have any classes today.

Woke up at 9am. Turned on my laptop. And the 1st thing came to my mind was ..

GOSH, WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY?

I am lost ... without anything to do. I'm used to the hectic life. Believe it or not, i used to hate school holidays. Normally can't wait to go back to school. Guess i'm not not a holiday-person. :P

Found this super nice version of a classic dance song ( posted in the side bar ). Am non stop listening to it while 'trying' to enjoy my off day.
Have a great weekend. :))


只有兩個字可以形容現在的我 。。。犯賤！！！

oh yes ...

Him : Hi. Is that Mr Hwang?

Me : Yup.

Him : Hi Mr Hwang, I'm Jason calling from XXX insurance. We just launched a new package that i would like to share with you. ( didn't even ask me if i'm convenient to talk or not! ;p )

Me : Oh i see. I've already signed up a few policies and i don't think i need another one right now.

Him : Oh yes. this is a new package that ...... ( he went on explaining the details without listening to me )

Me : Err.. i'm actually driving now. So not convenient to talk.

Him : Arr yes. May i know if you have signed up for any of the similar programme ? ( see? he is ignoring me again )

Me : Thanks, but i'm not interested. Bye.

Him : Oh yes. No problem. I'll call you again later. ( huh? seriously? )

Seriously, i know that it is important for a tele-marketer to close as many deal as possible. And i respect them, by not just hang up the phone. But isn't it more important for them to listen to their clients?


BTW, i did "Run the World" with my che-ches yesterday. And i was very impressed with the 60+ granny ( if you still remember from my Hookerface Campaign ) do the routine together with the rest. Go granny!

i look u down ;p

One of two of the lifts in my block is under repair. So we waited for the lift to come down for almost 5 minutes ( cos stopping almost every floor ). I think he was in a hurry cos he kept looking at his watch. Her phone rang, he answered. He said that he is coming back. Then the lift arrived. We walked in. The doors closed.

DING ~

Doors opened and he went out ... and it's 1st floor!!!

When i was in my old apartment, i never take the lift as i was staying only on 1st floor. With or without things to carry, i always used the staircase. I really don't understand why some people rather waste their time waiting for lifts when they can reach home in 30 seconds by taking the staircase?


FYI, he is NOT old, fat or with walking problem. He is just a normal teenager!

who RUN THE WORLD?

.. NOT ME!

After so member's requests and weeks of avoidance, i finally ironed my heart ( 鐵了心 :p ) and choreographed the song that i felt it's way too challenging for me ~ Run The World ( Girls ).

I always love to dance to songs with hard and strong beats but i tell you, this is one of the number that constantly made me feel that " I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS!!!"

Anyway, can't wait to see the reaction on the member's faces when they do this. Hope that it's a fun and satisfying one. :)


I know not everybody likes this song, cos some felt that it's too noisy. Memekak aje. ;p
You like?

not black meh?

Remember my previous entry about getting a pair of black high cut shoes? Yeah, i got the shoes. And also found out that i'm not actually old and fat and wrinkled, but i'm oso COLOR BLIND!. And i'm loving it.

jika dipakaikan sepatu emas,
jalan berangin tak payah kipas.


So how?
Ada cantik?
Ada vogiu?
Ada match dengan i yang cantik lagi vogiu? LOL ;p

err .. err.. 死就死啦！

Went for a dinner organized by my client last night. It was a replacement dinner for all the performers and crews for the annual dinner. They invited us, the choreographers as well.

So i pun pakai cantik-cantik ( sevogiu-vogiunyer ) and go. Once i arrived, i went to say hello to the team leader. This is when he told me a shocking news :

" Danny, there's a request for all choreographers to give a speech later. "

Jeng.. Jeng.. Jeng..............................

I think heart stopped for 2 seconds. My mind literally went blank. Just for your info ... I CANNOT DO PUBLIC SPEAKING!!! You can put me on stage to dance .. or maybe sing.. but don't ask me to talk. I just can't!

So throughout the whole dinner, i was so nervous .. didn't really eat. Just sat there and wait for my turn. It was so torturing!!! And when they announce my name, i 'glided' to the rostrum ' dengan gorgeousnyer'. And i gave my vogiu speech .. which i can't really recalled what i said. But one thing for sure, i think i did not embarrass myself up there ... guarrr? lol ;p


Can you give speech? I mean not those pre-scripted ones?
Can you?

weird? or caring?

Normally when you meet a new client / friend / anyone, what do you say at the end of the meeting?

" Nice meeting you. " ?
" Hope to see you again. " ?
" Keep in touch. " ?

Quite common right? But what if someone that you've just met say this to you ...

" Drive carefully. "

Do you think it's weird?
I think it's very weird lorr .. as if he/she is trying to curse me ( in a sarcastic way ;p )

get up !

Ok ok. Enough with the sickness. Enough with the tiredness. Enough with the laziness.

It's time to get up and be busy again after resting for 3 days. Todays mission :
~ to clear all the pending mess from the past few weeks
~ to prepare all the long overdue artwork / proposals
~ choreograph new steps for class ( i'll been canceling classes since 2 weeks ago )
~ clean my house !!!

But before that, i'll have to go and buy a pair of black shoes that i'm been eyeing for weeks. Sebagai hadiah pengubat sakit ... zahir dan batin. ;p But i always have 1 very BIG concern. Not sure if the high cut shoes will make my not-so-long legs looks.. err.. even-not-longer? Do you think i can carry this shoes?


Will be busy setting up the RAYA window display from next week onwards. And yes, the Ramadhan Bazaar is back. Can get all the yummy stuff liao.. People sibuk puasa, i sibuk berbuka. LOL ;p

一發不可收拾 !

Big Mouth is currently in the SICK MODE. :(

All the nonsense / small sickness that i suppose to have within the 2 months came out together. Sore throat, running nose, insomnia, digesting issue, etc.

Luckily i still have 2 days to rest before starting my Raya VM projects. Going to see doctor now. Hopefully i'll be vogiu again by tomorrow. ;p

Everyone, take good care of yourselves. :)


現在的我，多麼的希望 ‘財多身子弱‘ 這句話。。。是真的！！！！！

camera .. action !

I was starring in my very own movie for the past 2 months. The plot and storyline was beautiful ... but the ending, was not. At least it was not what i hoped for. But i think me and the other casts did enjoyed ourselves while creating the movie. GO TITANS !

Tomorrow onwards i'm starting another movie. Hopefully there will be a happy ending. :)


It's ok if you don't understand what am i saying, cos i'm still very blurr and tired at the moment. :)

honesty is the best policy.

I was in the lift with a little girl and her mommy. The lift door opened, and they went out. The little girl turned back to me and said :

" Kor-kor, bye-bye. "

It's been a while since i last called kor-kor by kids. Cos most of the time their parents will ask them to call me uncle. Well, i have to agree with the theory of " KIDS ARE THE MOST HONEST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH." lol ;p


Little girl, you certainly made my day. :)

dumb & dumber

I was having my lunch at McD when i over heard this very interesting conversation from the table next to mine. There this 2 Ah Moi ( blonde hair, in their earlier 20s ) whom i think working for some slimming centre talking about one of their customer :

Blonde A : Eh, this morning your customer ... very rich horr? Sign up so many courses.

Blonde B : Ya la. She said she'd not from KL. She's from that country in between Sabah and Sarawak. What is that country ah? I forgot already.
( Me in my heart : Brunei la .. bodoh. ;p )

Blonde A : Err, i oso dunno la. I think it's Jawa.
( Me : fainted! )

MY GOODNESS.
What happened to the young people nowadays huh?
Or it's just they have to act dumb cos they are blonde? ;p


Luckily there's no this type of people in my circle. Or else sure kena laser kau-kau one. ;p

me.

FInally can sleep till 9.30am today. Yay !!!
Another hectic week awaiting.
Must stay strong and focused.

Have a great week ahead. :)

嗲-able

We were shopping in BKK when my friend decided to bargain with the shop owner on the shirt. So he started to bargain .. then slowly change his voice to a manja tone 嗲~ .. hoping to get a better offer. I just stood there, looking at him .. transforming himself from a late 30's man to almost a primary school boy. At the end, he got what he wanted.

I don't think that i can do any of those act. I think i rather die than act cute. Not that i have to jaga my 'water face', but i just can't! ;p


Are you a 嗲-possible / 嗲-able person ?

let's hug :)

I'm currently training an all man group for an event's performance. I have to say that they are a bunch of cool guys. Easy to work with, and they don't mind the hard works ( lifting, carrying, etc )

But there's only one tiny little problem with them. They tend to be too cool to pay attention. If i shout at them, it'll be be rude and unprofessional, cos we're all adults. And if i ask them to do other things like pumping etc., it will be too easy.

So i found a super awesome way to punish them every time they don't pay attention. I'll ask them to hug themselves. Yup. HUG for 10 seconds. You see, a 'cool' man is too 'cool' to hug each other in public, let alone 10 seconds.

Not bad huh? 這一招有沒有很賤？
A great punishment that can make them focus, and entertaining watching them doing it at the same time. :)
Or do you have any other suggestions .. custom made punishment for the cool guys? :))


p/s : i'm still in a very stress mode. till there's rashes on my arm....:(

enough is enough !

I was very excited when i first heard these songs. But after a while it got bored when everybody / everywhere is playing them out loud. And now, i'm officially sick of them.

Below are my TOP 3 SICK SONG ( for now ) :

1) On the Floor ( J Lo )

2) Marry You ( Bruno Mars )

3) The Edge of Glory ( Gaga - 姐妹都無情講！！！ )

1 & 2, cos we're using it for some performance. Can you imagine dancing to it over and over again since early June? ;p
3, i did this song for my class too many times ( member requested to repeat ) .. a bit jelak liao...


So, what is your TOP 3 Sick Songs?

this is how i earn my money ...

Super busy with some projects at the moment.
Please enjoy the clip of me sweating and shaking my flat ass just to pay my bills. LOL ;p



Thanks Stephanie for the clip.
BTW, i'm so sick of this song now. ;p

p/s : i didn't win the gaga contest.:(

神啊！救救我吧。

I'm desperately looking for 'church choir robe' as the costume for my project. I tried so many costume rental shop, but they only have limited pieces. I tried to look for friends from churches, and they don't have it. I need 6 pcs, in any color ( preferably bright colors ) EXCEPT black.

Anyone have any contact with any church goers that have those robe in the choir that i can loan/rent? Or where else can i look for? I need it quite urgently as the event is end 2 weeks from now.

Please ... can anybody help me? Thank you in advance and ... GOD BLESS. :)


If don't have church choir robe, graduation robe pun jadilah. As long as it's not bath robe. ;p

不要拍我！

FYI, i went to BKK with someone who is quite well known ( Chinese celeb lah konon ). So while we were waiting to board the flight at the holding room, i saw a bunch of lalas looking and pointing at us, then came to us. One of them asked my friend if they can take picture with him. He agreed, and i quickly walked away ( as usual ).

But one of the lalas asked me to join them, no need to go away. I politely answered him :

" Never mind, he is the celeb ( although i'm the real diva ;p ). Just take picture with him will do. "
( 不用緊，他才是celeb。跟他拍就好。)

Will you feel weird to be in a picture that obviously you are not the wanted one?


Actually there's another reason why i don't join them in the picture. It was early in the morning ... muka i masih tembam lagi. LOL ;p

Project Runway : me GAGA-ed

There's a contest in town where you can win 2 free passes to watch Lady Gaga. All you have to do is send in a picture of you doing Lady Gaga. Tunggu apa lagi, i came up with something right after i found the details of the contest.

What do you think of the below ensemble?


Can you see the elements that i took from the storyboard?

I had the opportunity to watch my Goddess ( Kylie, if you still dunno ;p ) in person last week. Praying so hard that i can watch my sister too. You all must pray for me ok? Cos it's a pass for 2 ( plus free trip & everything paid )

i hope you swallow .. well, almost ;p

There's this woman in my class, who likes to chew gum while dancing. I thought it's extremely rude and dangerous to do that, especially when you are dancing. Who knows sekali you are too excited and swallow the gum right?

But the problem is, i dare not tell her that. Cos she is one of those 'loud' members. She'll just say out loud whatever she doesn't like and of cos, complain to the management. I secretly pray that one day she'll learn her lesson by ( almost ) swallow it while dancing. But not really swallow, cos i won't know what to do to her. ;p

Do you like people chewing gums while talking to you?

媽的！小鬼。

It was around 11pm. I was waiting for the lift at the lobby of my condo. Suddenly, i saw a shadow ( or black figure, i can't really tell ) of a small person passed by in between the blocks. I was shocked. I tried to convinced myself that it was a human being. Then i saw another shadow running from the opposite direction. This time, i heard the voice like a boy giggling.

Mak oooiii... seram giler!!! I really dunno what to do.. or how to react.

Then i heard a voice of a boy shouting from the other side of the lobby. I looked at him, speechless. And when i realized what is happening,i felt like slapping the boy immediately.

WHERE GOT PEOPLE PLAY HIDE & SEEK IN THE NIGHT!!!!????


BTW, i was very good playing hide n seek when i was young. Due to my size, i can squeeze in some very unpredictable place / corner. What about you? Are you a pro hide-r or seeker? Cos i know some of my friends who are really "BODOH" every time they try to hide. LOL ;p

做麼會是鬆的？

I bought a blazer from the mall in Bangkok. And when i'm back in the hotel, i put it on fro me friend to see. But the blazer seems slightly looser than the one that i tried on, although it's the same size. So my friend asked :

Him : Did the sales person gave you a new piece?

Me : Yup.

Him : No wonder la. New pieces are normally slightly looser.

Me : HUH???!!!

What kind of theory is that? I thought the one on display should be looser coz so many people tried on it. And now he tell me the opposite? Just not convincing at all.

IS IT TRUE? I mean his theory?

Kylie's APHRODITE @ Bangkok

The moment she appeared on stage and said : " SAWADEEKA THAILAND", i flushed my vogiuness down the toilet deep deep. I screamed, i jumped, i danced and i waved like nobody's business. In fact, i think the whole arena did the same. The atmosphere was so awesome. By the 4th song, i kinda lost my voice liao. But i still carry on singing till the end with my now low-and-husky voice. LOL.

The set was interesting. The costumes were so inspiring ( can copy for my show, lol ;p ). The visual effects were so scandalous, 80% of them are images of guys in skimpy underwear, posing seductively. And of cos, KYLIE was superb. It's was a roughly 120mins show where i think we hardly sat for 10mins. You just have to stand up and move every time the intro came up. What a great cardio session. BTW, i think i lost weight in BKK. Amazing kan? ;p

Besides that, things were equally happening off stage ~ the crowd. I bet u won't have this in any of her other Asian tour. It's Bangkok, a place where they dont really care about gender. There were so many Kylie wannabes, dressed as Kylie from different era. She even invited 2 person ( a guy and a kua ) from the audience to join her on stage. One of the fan kneeled down and kiss her shoes. Then he cried. I also cried, a bit la. How i wish that was me. ;p

Me doing silly thing at the arena. You just can't stand still with all the Kylie's songs blasting at the speakers at the foyer. Bought a "K for Kylie" t-shirt and wore it on the spot.

Got this super fabulous 'Bangkok heart Kylie' t-shirt as part of the souvenir from the ticker purchase. I'm so going to wear it to gym and parade!!!! LOL ;p

整場show我都超‘靈活‘的。
感謝女神讓我回復年輕。哈哈。

p/s : i think half of KL was there. saw so many familar faces.

保庇。啊！女神。

Flying to Bangkok early in the morning tomorrow to have a probably-once-in-a-lifetime-long-awaited experience with my Goddess. Super excited!!!
Hopefully the person sitting in front of me is shorter than 160cm. LOL ;p

KYLIE! KYLIE! KYLIE!


Hope that i can get all the costumes for my client while i'm there. :)
( my 2nd reason going to Bangkok )

左邊。右邊。

They said, if you are a left handed person, you'll ...

normally ... hold the spoon with your left hand and fork on the right.

normally ... land with left hand on the floor first when you do a 'cartwheel'.

normally ... left arm is stronger than the right one.

I have all the above .. but i'm a RIGHT HANDED person.
Guess it just proved on more time that i'm not normal, cos i'm SPECIAL.


p/s : it's been a while since i last wrote a syok-sendiri entry .. just feeling it today...lol ;p

ah-maaaaaaaeee-zing !!!

Sometimes, i am quite amazed with my level of BLURRness.

You see, there's some surface crack on my ring finger. And i plastered my middle finger. Just realized after the whole day, before i went for shower.
Brilliant kan? ;p


Luckily so far nothing too serious / bad happened to me due to the blurrness.
Take care, everyone. :))

the daring me ...

Met a friend in the gym, told him that i'm going to Bangkok to watch my Goddess ~ Kylie Minogue's concert this Saturday.

Him : Huh? Kylie Minogue? I thought your Goddess is Lady Gaga?

Me : No la. Kylie is my Goddess. Gaga is my sister.

So? Daring or not? ;p
以上對話有沒有很大膽？
還是比較不要臉？哈哈。


Am counting down to the days for me to pay respect to my Goddess. :))

一組

I saw a lady in the gym, wearing a set ( same top & bottom ) of tracksuits. I think she's trying to achieve the high-end sporty look, cos i know the brand of her tracksuits, not cheap. But i think wearing a SET of tracksuit or anything is just UN-GLAM lorr. It's like little girl putting on a matching top & bottom pyjama.

The only matching things i wear is according to color .. but of the different materials.
Do you wear a SET clothing when you go out? ( except uniforms )

what the hell?

Sometimes i think i'm quite good in creating amazing crappy philosophy.

I was sick for the past few days. So when i went for classes, i'll inform and apologize to the members ...

" Hi class. Sorry ya, i won't be able to do full out with you guys. Cos i'm still not feeling well. "

So everyone was very understanding with my situation. And right after that line ...

" OK, let's do something sexy today. "

Then i can see some of the member's faces like WTH? You just say that you are sick and now you want to do sexy stuff? So i told them the following ..

( boys & girls, remember this very important tips of life. ;p ) :
" You can be sick, but you can never be too sick for SEXY ~ Danny The Big Mouth ( 2011 ) "

And everyone just bursted out laughing once i said that. What a great way to start a class kan? :))


Thanks everyone for the well wishes. Great to be healthy again. And i can start bitching / lasering again. LOL ;p

p/s : Happy Daddy's Day !
( My whole family is coming to KL to have Father's Day dinner. They'll stop by my house before the dinner. Must quick quick clean the house now. ;p )

down.

Damn.
Down with fever. I feel so light the whole day. But the figures on the weighting machine are still the same.
Damn. :(

p/s : must quickly finish tomorrow's proposals then fast fast go to sleep. goodnite you all.

au naturel

Woke up in the morning, headed to the bathroom. Looked at myself at the mirror .. WOW. My hair was kembang setaman. But i have to say that although it's really messy, i think it's kinda cool with some sort of attitude ( ;p ). But of cos this attitude will only stay in the house. Cos i will never step out of my house without styling my hair. And wearing cap is not an option for me, cos i don't have the cap/hat face. :(

Can you go out ( maybe just to the nearby mamak ) without styling your hair? I know i'm 100% can't.

Hmm .. it's about time to get a hair cut.
真的是物似主人形。人跟頭髮都一樣的‘有性格‘。哈哈。

p/s : not convenient to show the whole face, cos just woke up. face swollen macam baaabee. ;p

i love BLACK

A common scene at my balcony on my laundry day ...
Some might thought that it's my uniform. Well, it kinda is .. as i wear black tops most of the time. It's like my signature look ( black top with cargo pants, cropped pants, jeans, etc. ) Cos i believe that ( not necessary true ) black color will make my body look slimmer ( a common myth right? ;p ).

I have more than 40 pcs ( 25% fo the total pcs ) of black tops in my closet. It's just like a 'basic' requirement in the closet. But i know there's still some people who do not own or wear any black colored top at all! Cos to them it is the color of suei-ness. And they are YOUNGER than me !!!

What is your signature color?

i hate RED

It was 10pm last night, and i was so hungry. Cos i only had 1 proper meal ( at around 4pm ) for the whole day. So i went out to tapao my favorite nasi lemak from my favorite nasi lemak stall. I told the abang :

" Bang, mintak nasi lemak satu. Lauk ayam ngan telur goreng. Nasi kurang, sambal lebih. "

And this is what i got ...

I was so excited when i seee it. It was like a giant tsunami of sambal just attacked the rice village. Don't you think that he is just so generous with the sambal? Cos normally they'll just add in quarter spoon of sambal ( sometimes just the chili oil ) when you request for extra sambal. :(

FYI, red is my least favorite color ( besides orange ). Unless the redness comes with some spiciness, or with money inside. LOL :))
What's your least favorite color?

do not challenge the aunties !!!

I was at this new gym for a replacement class. 15 mins before the class, a few aunties already came in. Since they have nothing to do, they decided to sit at the corner and started to chat ... quite loudly. It was like a pasar malam scene in the studio. So i turn on the music just hoping to get them to shut up or at least go outside to chat.

But NO!!!
The louder i turn up the volume, the louder they'll talk. At certain point, i think they were actually shouting at each other. I am so amazed with them, still able to chat with so loud music on. Then i suddenly stop the music just to let them feel how loud they were .. but i FAILED. They continued chatting as if nothing happened. :(


I normally will make a high pitch ' YOOOOHOOOOOOO' when i need the member ( normally not those regular ones ) to shut up and listen to me. Cos i think it is not so nice to make the 'SHHHUUUUSSSSSHHHH' sound at them.

Do you think that ' shhhussh'-ing people is kinda ... insulting? Especially to adults?

the "IT" moment ...

Sometimes, i can't think of anything to blog about. No matter how i crack my mind, there's still no ideas or inspirations. And when i'm not free to blog ( normally when i'm driving ), i'll suddenly have thousands of things to say ( geram aje ;p )

Same thing happened to me when i need to choreograph steps for new songs. Some songs / timing are really uninspiring at all. Can't think or any steps to fit in the music. Then .. when i'm not thinking about it ( normally when i'm in my bed about to sleep ), i can finish the whole song just lying there. All the steps just came out of nowhere.

I was suppose to choreograph this song for tomorrow's class. I tried a few times but still not satisfied. This morning ( at about 550am ) i woke up to go toilet. After that, i went back to bed. But before i can continue my sleep, i suddenly thought of the dance and instantly got ideas for the songs. And believe it or not, i choreographed the whole song with my eyes close ( trying to sleep ). And when i went to the studio just now, i did the whole song based on what i thought of in between sleep's moment. And it fits really well! So no need to scratch my head liao. :))

When is your most inspiring moment of the day?

lie down, stand up & jump

Just some random lasering sessions with friends ... to cheer up your Wednesday :)

A female friend was talking about her first face spa experience :

Her : Yerr.. very kan-chiong lorr... Lie down there and let them do whatever with my face.
Yerr .. 有緊張 lorr，躺在那邊給她們弄。

Me : No la .. you'll be more kan-chiong if they ask you to stand still while they do your face. :P
會咩？如果她們叫你站著給她們弄，那才緊張。哈哈。




( i think this one i posted b4 .. just in case u missed it ;p )
I was persuading a friend to try my dance class :

Her : Dancing ahh? Don't want la. Scared la.
跳舞？不要啦。怕咧。

Me : Why scared? It's just dancing, not jumping from building what ... ;p
有什麼好怕？叫你跳舞，又不是跳樓。


有沒有笑？有沒有笑？

SAMBA !!!

Just got another super weird dream.

I was at the corner of a room, fully makeup and costumed. Not sure what is happening. I saw so many people, boys n girls, young and old, running here n there. It was a packed and busy room.

Then someone ask me to follow him to a door, and asked me to wait for his cue. What cue?

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, GO.

He opened the door and pushed me out. A very loud samba music was played. Thousands of people standing at the both sides of the road cheering for me. I was on the top of a carnaval ( carnival ) float !!! AHHH!!! IT WAS LIKE A DREAM COMES TRUE FOR ME!!! Tunggu apa lagi? I smiled and started to move every part of my body to that ever passionate and sexy samba music. I danced, and danced and danced ... Then i feel like peeing. And i woke up and went to the toilet. ;p

There goes my ONE NIGHT ONLY fame. :)


Hmm .. i was thinking. Is it a sign that i should/will visit Brazil soon?

Meanwhile, try to shake every inch of your body to the song posted. Enjoy ... :)

失去也會有快樂。

It's been a hectic month. Trying to handle a few jobs at the same time. Then one of my client called to cancel the job.

But i have to say that i was so relieved that that particular job was cancelled. Cos there were so many problems with the client, and i regreted on taking the job. Furthermore they don't really have budget for it. So it's good that it's cancelled. :)

To celebrate my relief, i bought a pair of shoes ( you know that i am crazy about shoes rite? ;p ) from my client's new shop. Just to show support and give face a bit la. But i think the main reason is i've already spotted and aimed for this design when i browsed thru their catalogue on the 1st meeting, way before we set up the new shop. And once it hit the selling floor, i just can't wait / resist anymore. ;p

I think it's really nice. Simple with some details. I wore it immediately, can't wait to show them off. LOL ;p
What say you? Ada cantik?


失去了一個 job，換來一雙鞋子。。。有賺，有賺。哈哈。

Danny GAGA : The Edge of KUALI

I was in the kitchen, in some sort of cooking competition. There's too many ingredients on the table and i have too little cooking knowledge. I looked at other contestants, they looked focused and cool. I was freaking out.

Then came the host :

" Contestants, for today's challenge, you'll have to create a breakfast meal ... WHILE YOU DANCE TO THE MUSIC! " And they played the song. OMG!!! It was Gaga's " The Edge of Glory " ( which i just did last week in my classes ).

Tunggu apa lagi. I pun started to shake and move while trying to fry a mata kerbau. BTW. they frying pans were really colorful siap dengan bling-bling lagi! I think at some point, i was laughing at those kayu chefs. ( LOL ;p ) Suddenly i walked out from the kitchen and tak balik-balik lagi ! Damn, why can't i wait for the result before i move to the other scene? ;(


You do know that i was dreaming rite? ;p
A classic example of me watching "Top Chef" and " So U think U Can Dance" before going to bed.

p/s : posted my current FAVORITE song .. in 2 versions
if u think the 1st one is too light for you.. then wait for the 2nd one.. :))
( FYI, the lala inside me prefer the 2nd version ... lol ;p )

bang! bang!

Funny and annoying things happened in front of the same studio. I parked my car in front of the studio, and sat in the car while waiting for my class. Then i can see the members arrive one by one, going up the studio.

Last week, this Chinese girl member parked next to me. And when she opened her car door and stepped out, she knocked my car. I cursed and stared at her in my car, don't think she realized that. Then this week, another Malay member did the same thing. The best thing is, both of them didn't bother checking either cars after the bang. Why lah members from this studio like to bang people's car?

Do you think i should actually step down the car and confront them if it happen again? But they are my members, not sure if i should do that ...


Or maybe i should announce it before the class with the mic :

" You there in the pink tank top. Stop banging my car! " ;p

a complete meal

I have a habit of finishing whatever in my plate when i eat, unless the food is really horrible. But some of my friends just felt that it's a bit strange and funny. Whenever they see my 'clean' plate after the meal, normally they'll tease :

你好餓啊？Very hungry issit?


Cos to them, it's common and normal to have some leftover food on the plate by the end of the meal. And i think that's just a waste. But to them my habit is just so tak vogiu .. like never eat in years. :(


有人叫吃到太乾淨的碟為 “美人照鏡“。
我醬美，當然要餐餐都照鏡啦！
有錯咩？;p

jom mandi :)

I was once scolded by my female housemate, saying that i took too much time showering. But my average shower time is only 10 minutes. According to her, man should just take 3 to 5 minutes for shower. I was like WTF? Man not human ahh? Man no need to wash really clean ahh?

I got 2 friends who shower really long ... MINIMUM 30 minutes per shower. The 1st on cos he got bigger surface ( luas permukaan. ;p ) if you know what i mean. LOL. And the 2nd one just simple bcoz 'he likes to be pampered by water every time he shower. '.. To me it's so wasting water and time. ;p

So what is your average shower time? Is 10 minutes really long meh?


How many time you shower per day?
For me, normal days 2 times. If got class.. 3 or more lo.