what are you?

( it's time for some monthly syok sendiri post ;p )

I was in a meeting with my client and a publisher whom i've never met. I was sitting there quietly, jotting down the whatever info that i need for my VM concept and smile, occasionally.

Then suddenly that female publisher said to my client that i am CUTE, cos i always have that smiley face. I was shocked, trying very hard not to blush. She repeated that comment 3 times throughout the meeting. Seriously, a bit overwhelming for me. As i prefer people to call me vogiu than cute. Cos i think my selling point is my character and personality, not the look. ( yes, yes, feel free to vomit now ;p )

CUTE, VOGUE, SMART, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, PRETTY & ADORABLE, which one are you?

討厭lorr！亂亂講我cute。
34歲才來醬給人講。
都沒有想過我的感受。 ;(

（想巴我的，請排隊。謝謝合作。）

what kuku are you?

I once went for an interview ( for VM ). At the end of the interview, the interviewer ( a very fashionable lady ) complimented my fingernail :

" You have a very nice finger and fingernails. "

I was so happy. But this not the first time people say nice thing about my finger and nails. Cos i have what the Malays called it : KUKU GELAS , fingernails of a more longish shape. And it's normally what people use to model jewelries and/or anything to do with hand ( hand cream, nail art, etc. )

So, do you have KUKU GELAS? Or you are the opposite ... KUKU CAWAN?

sakit lagiiiiiiiii.

Woke up in the morning. Felt a bit pain in my mouth. Checked at the mirror ... ALAMAK. My upper right gum is double the size of the left one. And it really hurt when i try to bite with teeth from the right side. It got worse by noon. I was so worried, cos i got 2 classes today. And i planned to do a sexy number. How can you be sexy when your muka bengkak and mulut ternganga menahan sakit? ;p What to do? Cannot cancel last minute. :(


The 1st class ( Latin Mix ) was still ok. Just not very clear when i talked. But miracle happened in the 2nd class ( DanceMania, the one with sexy steps. I've posted the song at the side bar, not a new song. Can you imagine the level of sexiness? )

Not only i am full of energy while conducting, i don't even feel the pain. Magic kan?;p

They said that sometimes 'adrenaline' will make your pain go away for a short while, cos you are excited. But i think it's the inner hunger ( slutty cell in my blood ) that boosted my energy level. Cos i think i was so in the mood when i did that number. Nikmatnyer terrrrrrrrramat. LOL ;p


當大嘴遇見騷歌 。。。一發不可收拾。哈哈。

saaaaaaaaaaaakit ;p

I noticed that some of the members in my class like to compare things in their life. From comparing their kid's academic result, the attire that the wear to class, their favorite instructor, etc.

And the latest trend is ... compare pain. Yup ~ PAIN. Before the class, one of the member started to share on how she hurt her arm while shopping. Then another one complained about her aching back after doing belly dance. And then got someone hurt his ankle while doing combat. Dan banyak lagi ...

But once i play the song, all the supposedly 'in-pain' members suddenly become so healthy and energetic. All the pain disappeared. Funny kan? Maybe i should add in some 'sakit' movement or poses in the routine, so they can really live the pain. LOL ;p

Presenting, the various type of SAKITs in the world of vogiuness ...


Actually gym is a very good place to see the different sides of other people.
But besides seeing others, sometimes it's good to be SEEN as well... if you know what i mean. LOL ;p

phobia a la fabrika ...

I was at Kamdar yesterday, sourcing for fabrics for my coming display. It was so packed with people and of cos, rolls of fabrics. But somehow i am feeling quite comfortable with the situation. ( Cos normally i will feel dizzy with places that is so packed ) Maybe it's bcoz of the fabrics .. calmed me down. I can browse the fabrics roll by roll, shelf by shelf. Taking my sweet time touching and feeling the texture.

I remembered one funny incident happened to me and my junior ( in VM ) long time ago. I brought him to a fabric store for material sourcing. When we stepped in the store, he was overwhelmed by the fabrics, and felt dizzy.

The same thing happened to me before, when i was in a BOOKSTORE. I only can survive flipping the first 5 books, and that's it. I either have to buy something immediately or just leave. Or else i won't feel comfortable the whole day.

I think i'm allergic to books.
Is there a name for this type of sickness? lol ;p

Jiran Tetangga

The Chinese family one floor below my unit just moved in early this year. I normally don't really bother with my neighbors, but this family really know how to get my attention.

1st of all, they BBQed at the balcony during CNY. All the smoke flew up to my balcony. I have to closed the window so that the smell won't stick to my sofa! I was so angry. At one point, i felt like jumping ... jumping really hard at my living room ( to revenge la ). Those who stay in condo/ apartment should know this. It's so annoying when you neighbor upstairs walk like an elephant and make the noise on his floor/ your ceiling. ;p

Another thing is, that auntie like to talk at the balcony ... loudly. I always have to turn up the TV volume trying not to hear her voice. Something funny happened yesterday. That auntie was on the phone, talking to her friend. She suppose to direct her friend the way from the main road to our condo. ( i have no choice but to listen to all she said, cos it was so loud )

Apparently, she gave the wrong instruction the 1st time. Then her friend called again, and she still gave the wrong one. Being a good ( or rather kaypoh person ) i actually thought of shout to her from my balcony :

安娣，你OK無? 過佐紅綠燈明明係轉右。
( Auntie, you ok or not? After traffic light turn right la. )

Do you think she will think that i am a "considerate" neighbor? ;p


I might not be a friendly neighbor, but i think i'm definitely a nosy one. LOL ;p

收買。人心

Some called it 'bribe', but i feel like it's just a small gesture. Something so small but will get me something great in return.:p

When i was in my old company, i was sitting next to this Indian secretary. She was not very friendly to me cos before i join the company, nobody sit next to her. So she can do whatever she wants .. chatting on the phone la, read magazine la , etc. Then one day i overheard that she is having migraine ( or something ) and she is looking for something sweet. So i bought a small packet of sweet during lunch and gave it to her ( in case she is looking for sweets next time ). I think she touched. So from that day onwards, i get my stuffs approved or arranged quickly. ( i get my claims almost immediately lol )

Another story...
Someone was quite bossy in the gym. But ever since i gave him something ( a thing that i brought back from the trip, cos i know he likes it very much ), everything changed. He suddenly became very friendly and concern about my classes. :)

If all this small things/gestures can make my life easier, i don't mind doing it.
What do you thing?


For the record, i totally ANTI-BRIBERY.

我還在撐！

It's my 3rd Blogiversary. :)


Not easy to maintain a blog for 3 years, especially a blog that is full of nonsense. But i guess that's just me, someone who chose to concentrate on the non sad stuffs and to be happy.


Some say my blog is shallow, and meaningless..
Some say my blog is too positive, almost too hard to believe.
But whatever it is, I'm loving it. :)

stating the OBVIOUS ...

Konon nyer lah ..

One day, you pass by KFC and you see a big banner saying :

" WE ARE SELLING FRIED CHICKEN. "

Then you go to Bata next door and they have another poster saying :

" KAMI MENJUAL KASUT. "

Do you think it's funny?
Or it's just stupid. Plain stupid?


Got a request from a client ( similar situation ), and he thought it's cool.
Pek cek ahh...

Oh My Car !

It was raining cats and dogs since noon. I was in the shower, getting ready to go out. Suddenly someone knocked my door, loud and kept knocking. So i opened the door and it was the security guard :

Him : Bos, ada pokok jatuh atas kereta you la.

Me : HUUUHHHH!!!???? ( luckily i didn't drop my towel )
Ok, ok. Nanti i turun.

I ran to the window and looked at my car. Damn, there's a bunch of trees and leafs on the roof and front of my car. I quickly change and went down. Checked the situation. Luckily, it's just some tree trunk ( not too big ones ) 'lying' next to my car. So we slowly pull it aside, cos don't want to get any scratches on my car. :)

Thank God for protecting me and keeping my car save. I think i should do something goo in return. So i've decided. I will be less bitchy to others ... for one day. ( ~ your cue to laugh )

No la, just joking. I always good and friendly to other people one. ( ~ now laugh louder ;p )

Have a great week ahead :)


有驚無險。阿彌佗佛。
真是好人有好報。:p

好 DEEP 啊。。。

Went for dinner with 小S ( you know who you are and yeah, that's your new nickname ) and 高妹 on Thursday. Eat and chat on lots of things. Then 小S shared with us something that he heard from a famous host :
( can't remember the exact words, but the meaning is the same la ;p )

很多藝術家的作品都會帶點灰暗感覺。因為他們覺得‘快樂‘是很容意得到的，也很膚淺。而‘灰暗的世界‘就比較有深度。
( A lots of masterpieces from the famous artist in the world are more towards darkness/ negativity. Cos they thought that happiness is too easy to get and it's shallow. But darkness / sadness on the other hand, is deeper.

And my instant thought was :

還好我是膚淺的。
( Thank God i'm a SHALLOW person. ;p )

Sorry la, i really don;t think that i can do any of those EMO stuffs. I mean, why bother to go DOWN when you can stay UP hight right?

Agree?


如果你跟我說：“這副畫很黑暗“，我應該會醬的回你 ：

“盲的也看的出啦。“ lol ;p

i want you SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM !

Finally, went to the Chinese masseur yesterday for a traditional Chinese massage. This is to avoid making anymore 'urggh' sound when i climb staircase.;p

I'm not sure if my body ( muscle & joints ) are really tangled or he is really strong, but i felt kinda painful during the session. I guess he saw my 'suffering' face while massaging. So he asked :

Him : Painful issit? ( 痛嗎？)

Me : A bit. ( 有一點。)

Him : Scream if it's painful. ( 痛就喊出來啊。)

Me : Err... ok.

It's not that i don't want to let him know that i'm in pain, but :

a) my body is aching all over, so i dunno i'm suppose to feel the pain when he press or not ;p

b) it's very hard to open your mouth n scream when you are lying face down and your head ' tertanam ' in that hole. Sekali i open my mouth my saliva meleleh. ;p

c) i am NOT a screamer ( unless when i'm pissed or angry ;p )

Are you a screamer?
Do you think that you scream like ... a lot? ;p


p/s : there's another reason why i don't scream, cos my tone will go huru-hara .. just like when i scream in class. lol ;p

you know that you are getting old ...

.. when you constantly making the ' urghh ' sound climbing up the staircase. That's what happened to me when i climb up the staircase in the gym today. Partly because my whole body is aching, and also the age factor .. i think. It's so embarrassing, cos there's members behind me. But who cares lah kan? As long as i am still VOGIU when i'm not climbing. Worst come to worst, i'll take elevator for the rest of my life. LOL ;p

( another syok sendiri post by your beloved Big Mouth ;p )


p/s : sometimes i really pity those old folks who have to climb staircase at the flat or apartment with groceries on both hands. So kesian kan?

why not red?

Whenever i give my business card to others, 80% of them will ask the same question :

WHY YELLOW? Why not red or blue? Is it because of your surname? ( Hwang = 黃 )

And my standard answer will be : " No special reason. Just thought that yellow, white and grey are quite a nice color combo. " And i can sense that they are not very satisfied or should i say " disappointed " with my answer.

So, if i ask you " why yellow? ", can you give me a very creative and interesting answer?


I normally don't have any opinion on other people's name card. But there's one type of name card that i really beh tahan :
Name card with his/her picture on it. ( so kiasu kan? ;p )

i love TODAY

When you did something right ... you'll know. :)

Went for a meeting this morning. I'm suppose to propose some VM ideas to them, and i have to say .. i'm quite confident and happy with my proposals, cos i think ( know ) that this will work. So i presented and they are quite happy with it. They happy, i happy. But the one think that i am super thrill about is ... I WAS HAVING GOOSEBUMPS THROUGHTOUT MY WHOLE PRESENTATION, cos i am very proud of it. :)

After the meeting, finally got the payment that i've been waiting for. :))

Yeah, the title says it all : I LOVE TODAY!

( another syok sendiri post brought to you by your beloved, Big Mouth. ;p )


So how was your day? :)

damn you spammer !! ;(

I NEED HELP.

"I"'ve been sending hundreds of spam mails to those in my contact list, friends and clients. It's so embarrassing to receive calls from clients asking me to do something ( that i did not do ;p ).

Some ask me to report to yahoo or do some anti-virus scan .. but how to do that? Bare in mind, i'm an IT blind person ok? I need really clear instruction, if possible clear and short. LOL :p

If changing to a new email account is NOT( or the last ) an option, what else can i do?


If "I" accidentally sent spam mails to you, MINTA AMPUN. :)

又。犯賤

Ever since i came back from the holiday, i've been sleeping well at night. I used to wake up 1 or 2 times at night, but now, when i open my eyes ... it's already morning. I know it's a good and healthy sign, but sometimes i do miss the OLD sleeping pattern.

You know that "silly kiasu psychology" where you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the clock : " 4am? Good, got 4 more hours to sleep." But now wake up means wake up. No more time to 'continue' the sleep. Felt a bit RUGI la...lol ;p

Do you think that i'm crazy, or you actually feel me? :)

真是“人賤沒藥醫“。lol ;p

開花了

I was going out to tapao lunch. So i grab a t-shirt and wear. I noticed that the neckline is a bit loose but i thought : " What the heck? Just go out for a while. Ok la. "

But when i reached the kopitiam, i started to feel uncomfortable. I kept adjusting my t-shirt so that it won't look so worn out. I think i am very concern on how i look .. i think the loose neckline looks so tak-glam. So i quickly tapao, then came back. And that t-shirt is now with the pile of ' house-tee '. ;p

Do you wear those slightly loose neckline/ collar t-shirt when you go out?

( I think i'll be caught dead if i go out wearing this collar 'kembang setaman' t-shirt ;p )

Sharon.

I was at IKEA, saja jalan-jalan, nothing to do. Suddenly a middle aged lady approached me ...

Her : Eh Danny..

Me : Huh? You are ...?

Her : Sharon arrr.

Me : Huh? Sharon?

Her : Sharon from TrueFitness arr.. I join your Saturday class one lerr..?

Me : Oh.. no wonder you look familiar. Sorry i can't recall you name .
( Padahal, i still have no idea who she is ;p )

This is not the first time for me. I have a very serious 'sickness'. I can only 'recognize' people when they are in the studio ( unless the few that i am close with la ). But i think it's acceptable cos 1 instructor have to face so many members from so many classes in different gym. BUt it's easier for member to remember their instructor name, cos not a lot. But i don;t understand why my friend can't remember her instructor's name at all.

Do you know your instructor or lecturer's name?



* Just did the song "Show me how you Burlesque" and got a new nickname for myself. No, not Christina , but .. CHAIR ( as in Cher, the diva ... just like me )...lol ;p

sabar KAK .. ;p

I was doing the window display at one of the shop in Tropicana City Mall when a young Malay couple came in and ask for some direction. I think they are really SUEI that day cos they ter-went to the "DIVA" of the shop for direction.

Young guy : Bang, xxx ( dunno what shop is that ) kat maner yer?

DIVA : ( bengang kena panggil 'bang'. lol ;p ) U pergi kat sana ,pas tu belok kiri. then jalan terus.

Young guy : Belok kiri pas tu maner?

DIVA : ( already giving the raising eyebrow look ) jalan terus.

Young guy : ( turned to her girlfriend .. then back to the DIVA ) Betul ke bang? Jalan terus ke?

DIVA : Uh huh.. jalan terus, langgar aje ape yang ada.

Young guy : Thank you ( then quickly went out )


I was laughing in the window listening to their conversation. Kesian betul cik abang tu. Tapi emmang padan muka pun. Cakap 2 kali pun tak paham-paham.

So who are you siding in this situation?
The guy or the DIVA?

For an inpatient person like me, of cos i side the DIVA la. ;p

TERUS AJE, LANGGAR APA YANG ADA ... ( so classic ;p )

Pa-du-ree

Nothing much on Paree as well. Went to the La Fayette to shop for other people ~ LV, BV & Longchamp. ( Tips : If you want to buy those branded stuff, go early morning. No queue at the boutique as well as the detax counter ) Went to the Lourve to see Lisa姐 ( 也不過如此 ;p ).

Went to see a performance in Paris, the world famous ~ MOULIN ROUGE. ( Tips : Don't watch it on the 1st day you arrived, cos you'll be knocking your head against the wall trying not to fall asleep ;p ) Err... i think it was just a so-so show. Great props and backdrop. But the costume coordination was a bit kelam-kabut. Sekejap Egypt, then suddenly add in Oriental. Me ( was in showbiz ) and Yasmin ( currently in fashion line ) oso tak boleh tahan. Guess as long as they are baring their top, no one cares right? ;p

Trying very hard to look cultured by admiring the paintings that i tak faham. ;p

Maybe i should do a 'Mulan Loot' bar here. And all my dancers will bare their ... foot. LOL.
You think got business or not? ;p


* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

full .

Normally. i close my BIG DEAL once a day, every morning after brushing my teeth. But ever since i came back from the trip, i've been closing deal few times a day. Mostly very GOOD DEAL, very 'profitable' .. not the sakit perut way. But the funny thing is, i cut down my food after the trip cos gained some weight during CNY and the trip.

Funny kan?
Normal food intake ~ one DEAL a day.
Less food intake ~ multiple DEALS a day.
I wonder how come there's so many stocks?

Is it normal OR .. it's just me .. FULL OF SH*T!? lol ;p



Some random pics we took in London. That's what happened when you are with a group ( or maybe just 1 ) silly people. YES WIN-NI , I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU. ;p



Brought the wrong sweater and wrong shoes. But can't help it, cos too cold. Just look at the color combination on my t-shirt, sweater and shoes ...GOSH, I FEEL SO COLORBLIND !!!!
( fashion trend of the day : "ASAP" ~ as SALAH as possible ;p )



* tq Win-ni for the pics :)

regret-nyerr

After attending just a few classes, i'm already running low on my candies and chocolate for the members. And still got 3 more classes to go. Now i have to take some from those that i reserved for my family so that it's enough for everyone ( almost ).

Hmm .. maybe i should estimate more on the souvenir next time.
( Padahal, i didn't buy anything for myself, just 2 CD from the musicals. ;p )

Do you have the 'tradition' or habit to buy stuff/souvenir for almost everyone that you know every time you go traveling?


p/s : some of my members are really good in taking order. cos when i saja-saja ask them to take more .. they really DID. lol ;p

Lon-the-don

Since this is not the first time for us visiting London and Paris, so we did not take a lot of touristy pictures. So don't expect Eiffel Tower and Big Ben in the coming posts. ;p

The main reason for us to go to London is to meet up with the ever lovely and sometimes crazy Win-ni. Secondly is to watch the musicals ( aimed this since 2007, after i watched my 1st musical "Chicago" in London. I'm not going write the synopsis of both musicals here ( you want to know? google sendiri ;p ). But below are my humble feeling after watching the musicals ...

WICKED :
Sangat sedap. Nice costume & props and of cos, nice songs. I've been humming "Defying Gravity" since i watched a scene in Ugly Betty where they went to see WICKED. Really worth the money lorr..:)

THE LION KING :
LAGI SEDAP. I was having goose-bumps the moment the actress open her mouth and sing ( in some African native language ) at the very first scene. So nice set, everything was really good. They even walked thru the audience to go on stage, so that we can have a closer look on their costume and feel the ambience. And oh ya, i cried 2 times ~ once when they sang "Can you feel the love tonite" and at the finale. Sangat the touching lorrr...


Looking forward to watch other musicals in the future.
Any recommendations besides Phantom & Mamma Mia?



Some crazy pictures with my lovely Biaomei and the gang ... Can you believe it? We ( mainly ) Win-ni danced while shopping in the supermarket? ;p
It was so cold, check out my RED nose ;p



* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

quickie ...

... reached home
... cleaned the house
... changed the bedsheet
... vomited 3 times
... took the shower
.. need to zzzzzzzzzz now ...


p/s : London was fantastic. :)

飛

Posted a 'meriah and sexy' song .. to maintain the divaness and the positive energy in my blog while i am away. :)
Don't miss me too much ya? ;p

p/s : Did a few classes using Gaga's Born This Way ... member's feedback was really good : " We should do something like this more often." And i replied : " It's very much depends on the song." Cos most of her songs are very 'inspiring' for me to choreograph. :)
Guess i am just another GAGA-victim huh? ;p

Let me teach you ...

... how to get exra angpau for Chinese New Year.;p

I guess it is not too late to share a "CNY" joke.

Every year, me and my secondary school classmates will gather at my friend's house during CNY. Eat and gamble. Maybe i was too carried away with the game, i said something stupid when my friend's father came back.


A : Uncle, Gong Xi Fa Cai.

B : Uncle, Happy New Year.

Me ( busy counting points on my poker cards ) :

Uncle, HAPPY ... BIRTHDAY.

I was so embarrassed and everyone laughed at me. I think that uncle pity me, so he gave me 2 angpau .. one for CNY and one for his 'Birthday'. lol ;p


BTW, how was your CNY 'income' this year?
Mine is quite good ... he he he. ;p

blog + er = blogger

Kisah Benar... sumpah!
I was in primary school, having my English test ...

Question :
What is a room where you have shower in it?
_ _ _ _ room ( ans : BATHroom )

My answer :
SHOWroom
( Gilerr kan? My england was really powderful then. I thought 'shower' is show+er. Just like teach+er, work+er, etc. I wonder what was my teacher's reaction when she saw my answer... BOWDOOOWW ;p )


Anybody can top my bodohness?
Don't malu malu to share ya..:)

唔好講啦。

I was doing my business ( big one ;p ) it the gym's toilet when suddenly a loud ringtone ( boom boom pow.... boom boom pow... ) came from the next cubicle ... make people terkejut & terkecut only. The guy answered the phone. He then talk and talk and talk for about 5 minutes. And there i was, forced to listen to his conversation.

Don't you think it's a bit rude to talk in the toilet? Huuhh.. nak 'close deal' dengan peacefully pun tak boleh. ;p


Will you answer call while in toilet?
I won't ... normally i will silent it so that it won't ring at all. ;p

Running Potato

Ever since CNY, my daily life can be summarized by using only 2 words : COUCH POTATO. No wonder my body oso more and more like potato ;(

Not much VM job to do since CNY. It will be the low season for VM till end April. Luckily i still got the classes to do. Or else sure i die boredom

Last Friday, nothing to do. Gatal. Went jogging for an hour ( cos really cannot tahan the shape of my body liao ;p ). Never jogged like that before in my life, but was worth it. Cos the ' permandangan sepanjang jalan' was quite nice. LOL ;p

The next day, my kaki macam nak tercabut. Naik pentas pun susah. Members laughed at me. Damn. ;(


Went jogging again today. Hopefully it will be ok tomorrow. 2 classes, and i'm going to do the song that i played over and over again these few days ~ BORN THIS WAY by my sister GAGA. :p

I think this is the 'most normal' song with positive message from GAGA so far and i'm loving it! Fast fast go listen and let me know how you feel. :)

心低話。

I was at the saloon getting my hair cut. As usual, i'll wash my hair. And the shampoo boy was trying to PR with me. Asking me what do i do, where do i work, where do i stay, etc. At first it was still ok, but he is getting more and more annoying.

I told him i am teaching dance classes in fitness centre. Then he asked me a BONUS question :

" So you teach the people dance lah? "
（ So, 你係嘪教個D人跳舞吤？）

I answered, " Yes."

But in my heart, " Of cos teach people lah, abothen? teach ghost ahh? "
（更係教人跳舞啦，唔通教鬼跳咩？）

Do you think it is very rude if i answer him like that? But that's the truth worr...lol ;p


SOrry lah, i really cannot tahan long winded person. ;(

sorry for making you smile ...

There's this girl in my class who always have a very serious facial expression. One day, in the middle of the class, i told her to smile while dancing. So that she can relax and enjoy more. And she did, she smiled for me ... and i finally know why so never smile in the class ...

I felt sorry for her ;p

You know, some people were born to look better when they are not smiling. I am one of them. cos when i smile, my face will blush and i'll show my whole set of teeth and my super big gum. ;p

Can you smile?

L.A.M.E.

Tomorrow is the day when people LOVE and HATE at the same time. Couples will love it and singles hate it. But for a non-romantic person like me, it's just another day. ;p

Happy Valentine's Day everyone. :)

By the way, which of the following you think is the LAMEst VDay gift?
a) Teddy bear

b) Heart shape chocolate

c) Rose bouquet

d) Rose bouquet with chocolate and teddy bear?


One more thing, i hope that our florist ( most of them ) can spend more time study and improve their bouquet wrapping style. Cos from my observation, 70% of the flower bouquets in the market are being presented with horrible wrapping/packaging. They always add a few layers of colorful wrapper to make it bigger. But to me, they just made the bouquet looks cheaper. Don't they know that LESS is MORE?

You agree with me?

先生，先生。。。有個窿

It happened N years ago ...

I was at the gym working out. When i was doing sit up, i noticed a girl passed by and stared at me. Not sure why she was smiling. After the workout, i went to the changing room. Took off my shirt then my pants and ... astaghfirullahalazim!!!

But i have to thank that girl for not telling me. At least i can finish my whole workout session. Cos if she did, i will be so damn malu ! LOL :p

p/s : luckily i was not wearing a fancy color or design underwear...lol ;p


Would you tell a stranger that his/her pants is koyak?

Me vs Mdm Kuan

One of my friend complained on my attitude.

" Why must you be so Bitchy? So Stubborn? Calculative and Anti-Social?
Why can't you be more nicer and better person; like Mdm Kuan ~ Maha Penyayang, Maha Pengasih, Maha Pengampun, blah blah blah ..." ( .. can't remember what else he said ;p )

After he finished his long lecture, i turned to him and said :

如果我真的像觀音姐姐醬好，我就不會坐在這裡。我早就上神臺等你拜啦！
( If i am as good as Mdm Kuan, i won't be sitting here. You'll see me on praying table. ;p )

( picture taken at Macau, 2005 )
大嘴賤言，有沒有很賤？哈哈。

超。直白

I always know that i am very bad in PR, cos i dunno how to 'repackage' my words ... to make it more flowery.

I was talking to my friend about Hello Kitty. We normally described Kitty as rounded, whitish, with a bow ribbon, innocent rounded eyes, etc rite? Then i told him that actually Hello Kitty have a boyfriend ~ Dear Daniel. And when he asked me to describe Dear Daniel, i only used 3 words ...

" Like cat lorr " ( 貓樣囉 )

At that very moment, i realized that i KILLED all the cuteness on Dear Daniel. ;p


請問個位朋友，我有講錯嗎？
看來，我不只人很超級白，連講話也很超直白！

你呢？
是不是直白人？
( sounds so salah...lol ;p )

more FUN fries?

I was at McD yesterday for lunch. Had a set of my favorite Double Cheese Burger. So satisfying. :)~

As i was enjoying the burger, i noticed that there's some people who poured out all their fries on the tray. To me it's a bit messy ( berselerak macam makanan ayam jerr. ;p ).

Do you think that is the more fun and yummy way to eat fries?
Do you eat that way as well?
Or you are like me, pick one by one from the cup?

多多指教。

Was doing the spring cleaning for my laptop and found these clips. A project i did last year which brought me a lot of good reviews and opportunities. It's a performance by the staff for the company's charity dinner. I also broke my own record as this is the biggest group of staffs that i've taught ( 50+ ) for a company's performance by far.

Part 1 ( African Tribal Dance )


Part 2 ( Disco Dancing )


The steps are quite basic cos we want everyone to get it to create the mass impact. Feel free to comment. And if your company is looking for someone to do this type of event...
YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL ... rite? :P

say it right :)

Some people like " 恭喜發財 " , cos getting rich is the ultimate aim every year.

Some like " 青春美麗 ", cos looking great is the most important thing is the whole life. ( am partly in this category ;p )

But i like " 心想事成 " the most. Cos i think this is the most complete wishes of all ( semua dalam satu ). Save time and can get everything that you want. ( Talk about efficiency ;p )

So if you see me during CNY, no need to say the whole bunch of wishes. Just a simple " 心想事成 " will do :)

Big Mouth would like to wish everyone ...


Or you actually got other preference?

過 X 年

I went to collect some payments from my client last Friday. Then the receptionist said to me :

Her : You good lah. So many cheques, can have a FAT ( prosperous ) year liao la. Haha.
（ 嘩，你就好啦。０甘多cheque，可以過肥年啦。哈哈。 ）

Me : Err. Can you take back the word FAT ahh? I prefer GOOD year la.. hahahaha ;p
（ 你可以收返頭先個句肥無？我要好年，唔要肥年囉。哈哈。）

Her : 38.

我知道我無聊，但。。。
崩口人，忌崩口碗嘛！


講真的，如果有得選，你會希望被祝‘過好年‘還是‘過肥年‘？
還是都無所為？

撞鬼囉！

Normally at the end of the class, i will say to the members : " Good JOB everyone and hope you enjoy the class. See you again next week."

But to day, dunno what possessed me. After all the cool down routine, i turned to them and said :
" Good ~~~ D-O-G !!!! "

Oh my God!!! So the salah!!! This is by far the most SALAH things i ever said in the class.
( Previously was 'Let's mark ~ Let's FARK ' )

Guess from now onwards i really have to think twice before i talk. Or else there will be more jokes that i can share with you guys here. ;p


最近醜事一蘿蘿。

那天supplier送我一箱柑和一籃雞精。我問他為什麼是雞精，而不是像去年的禮籃？
他看著我，然後很諷刺的說 : 那是給你補腦的！

有沒有給他炸到！！！？？？

super efficient

There's this friend of mine who likes to wait / hold on to everything. Like need to cool it off （攤凍 ）a bit before start. For example, SMS-ing.

Me : eh, you got SMS lerr.

Him : nvm la. ( he waited for about 5 mins then only he check the SMS. not that he got anything to do during that 5 mins )

Are you same as him?
Or normally you'll check and reply the SMS as soon as possible?
I'm definitely the efficient one, and sometimes OVER efficient lol ;p
( unless i purposely ignore the sms la ;p )


p/s : my ipod died on me yesterday right before the class ( kenanga international ). end up i have to run all the way to Pavilion to get the original CD, as i've only choreographed the steps for that song.

舊的不去，新的那會來？
我的手機也開始有‘發癲‘的現像了。
希望一切會更好。 :)

順得姐來“我失意“ 。。。

After the class, one of my che-che suggested that we should have a 'Dance Battle' after CNY. It's the battle between me and all the che-ches in my class. FYI, those che-ches in my class are really sporting and active type. Everyone was quite excited with the idea, and some already discuss on how to do the battle.

I have no problem doing the battle, but i'm just not sure whether i should win or lose in the battle.

You see :

If i WIN, they might not be happy. Cos i want them to be happy at the end of the day.

If i LOSE, what if the news got spread out that the instructor actually got beaten by the members? There goes my reputation and hope to get more new members lah?

So how?

sleeping beauty wannabe ...

There's 3 type of drinks that i won't touch after 7pm. Cos if i do, i will be rolling on my bed the whole night ... with my eyes open wide.

1. Coke ( just coke, i'm ok with pepsi or 100 plus..;p )
2. Tea ( english or chinese, tak kisah, as long as it's TEA )
3. Coffee ( unless i want to get robbed or raped. my heart will beat super fast, i will feel dizzy and sometimes a bit high ;p )


Anyone have the same problem as me?

眼花！一定係我眼花！！

I was queueing at the autopay machine behind an uncle and a young lady. Suddenly that uncle dropped his parking ticket. So he kneeled dow to pick up the ticket, and something caught my eyes. Its either this uncle ( at least 60 years old ) is too poor until his underwear koyak-rabak left the strings or he is actually wearing a g-string!!!

Why all this unpleasant things always happened on me? And now i have a whole new point of view on sexiness for g-string. ;(


Talking about underwear, which one do you prefer?
The thong, hipkini, bikini, etc or the boxer, boxer brief, etc ?
I prefer the squares. :)

p/s : posted another POSITIVE song for everyone. :))

穿金。戴銀

I was in the gym's changing room preparing for my next class when this guy cam in and took the locker next to mine. He is a regular member, cos i saw him quite often. And every time i look at him, i'll got attracted to him. There's something huge hanging on his body that is quite impossible not to notice.

He is quite young ( mid 20's ) and got a very toned body. But the thing that caught my attention most is his super big size ... GOLD PENDANT !!! That pendant is at least 5cm ( diameter ) with some carving on it. I'm quite surprise cos i thought young people nowadays don't really go for gold accessories anymore.


I myself don't really like gold accessories. Cos it doesn't go with my skin tone, and also looks a bit 'cina' if you got the 'wrong' design. I prefer silver. In fact, i love it more if it's in matte or sand-blasted finishing. Cos i don't like too shiny stuff on me.

Are you a gold person? Or you like silver more, just like me?

Hi, I'm JASON ;p

Member : Aiyo Jason. Sorry la, i can't make it to your class today.

Me : Kak. I Danny lah, bukan Jason.

Member : Ye ke? Sorry lah.

This is the 3rd time she called me JASON ... this month. No matter how many times i corrected her, she will still call me JASON the next time she talk to me. I really got the JASON face meh? Cos i think i have the DANNY look and attitude. I know i definitely can't carry RICHARD or Raymond lah... too serious liao. :)


Maybe i should introduce myself as JASON to strangers in the future huh? ;p Do you think i can 'carry' the name JASON?

What would be your second choice if you can change your current nickname / Christian name?