Wednesday, June 1, 2011

eeewwwwwwwww ...

Venue : Toilet in the gym

I tengah bikin business then suddenly the phone from the next cubicle rang. He answered the call and started to talk. After 1 minute, i purposely flush the toilet to hint him to stop talking. Cos somehow he is affecting my mood on dealing the business. But he kept talking, buat tak tau.

Suddenly i heard the sound of running water. OMG! He was actually washing his butt while talking on the phone. EEEEEEEWWWWWWW .. I thought talking while crapping is already very disgusting, and this is worse than that.

As a caller, which is more unacceptable for you? The person talking to you while crapping or washing his butt?


I normally will silent my phone or just press the busy mode if someone call while i'm in toilet. Cos i really think that it is very tak bermoral. lol ;p

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

PERDANA

This entry has nothing to do with politics or religions. It's just personal opinion on the BM language ...

I always thought that the motto "Satu Malaysia" is being over-used by people. They just use it in anything they want to make or sell. It's just everywhere! A bit jelak liao...

Lately i noticed that there's another Malay word that is also over-used ~ PERDANA ( the highest level, the greatest ).

You can see all the buntings they displayed at the round side : Forum PERDANA, Ceramah PERDANA, Perhimpunana PERDANA, Majlis Jamuan PERDANA, etc. I mean, if you put it PERDANA in everything, then what is so PERDANA about it anymore rite?

And this morning i saw this new bunting saying " Majlis Berkhatan PERDANA sempena cuti sekolah ".

For someone who is not very good in BM, do you think that they will interpret it as :

a) A big scale circumcise ceremony, OR

b) A circumcise ceremony for a big scale ... ? lol ;p


Again, no offense to anyone. The situation is just like us Chinese, apa-apa pun kena HUAT !!!.. sien ahh...:(

Monday, May 30, 2011

apa pun mau ...

Me : Bang, ayam blackpepper satu.

Burger boss : Nak ayam 'smoked' tak?

Me : OK.

Burger boss : Nak cheese tak?

Me : Boleh.

Burger boss : Nak extra sos?

Me : Nak.

Burger boss : Wah, u apa pun ok arr? Senang kerja i dapat customer macam u. Ha ha.

Suddenly i feel so cheap and easy. ;(


What to do? I really like smoked chicken patty with cheese and lots of blackpepper sauce marr....
難到買一個 burger 也要有矜持嗎?

Sunday, May 29, 2011

so you think i don't dance ? lol ;p

When you see someone wearing an army uniform, you know that he is a soldier. If you see someone with really bad taste high cut boots, you know she'll most likely a " kokok / lala " ( ;p ). But what do you expect to see from a dancer? What is the appropriate look / clothing style for a dancer?

Cos whenever i told people that i dance ( perform, or teach dance ), most of the time they'll give me the "mata-terbeliak-mulut-ternganga-macam-tak-percaya" look. I don't have any special ' uniform ' when I go for my class. I just wear t-shirt, cargo pants and sport shoes, just like what i always wear to work. Lazy to change at the gym, and don't want to spend extra money buying additional clothes.


Sometimes i wonder, is it really my fashion style or it's just my fierce-cold-and-unfriendly face that makes people think that i don't belong in this ( entertainment ) line?

Friday, May 27, 2011

act CUTE lorr ;p

I was having lunch at McD today. The table next to mine is a group of college students. They chatted quite loud, so annoying. One of them is an ordinary girl with a super MANJA "嗲" ( in my opinion ~ mengada-ngada ) tone. Her male friend was trying to take her picture using his iphone. She kinda screamed manja-ly at him :

Her : Yeerrrrrrr, 做麼拍人家?等下你的 girlfriend 吃醋啊。哈哈。
( Yeeeeeeerrrrr, why you take my picture? Later your girlfriend jealous la. Ha ha. )

Him : 不會 jealous 的啦。她很大方的。
( She won't jealous one la. She's very open minded one. )

Luckily she is not my friend. Cos if she is, then my reply ( as in the guy who take her picture ) will be ...

不會的啦。你又不美,jealous 來做麼?
( She won't one la. You are not that pretty, jealous for what? )



I have to admit that i have a very SERIOUS ISSUE with girls who take in MANJA tone. I just felt that they are too pretentious. And it's worse if they don't have the look to match the voice. Thank God i don't have such type of people around me. Or else sure she'll surfer whenever i'm around. LOL ;p

Are you one of the hater as well?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

don't look at me like that ...

Not sure if it's bcos of the hectic schedule that i'm having lately or it's just me, being cranky. All the while i gave my suppliers a very good image ~ friendly, efficient and good mouth ( NEVER curse ... believe it or not? ;p ). They even try not to curse in front of me ( cos they use other word to replace the bad word .. lol ;p )

But i think they'll have to take out the good mouth label from now on, cos i accidentally cursed in front of them. During the meeting, we were deciding which material to use for a display platform. And suddenly i said ...

" 個 platform 唔好用 MDF worr。上次果個重到‘嗨‘甘。“
( Eh, don‘t use the MDF to make the platform ya. Cos the last one was 'faaaking' heavy )

The minute i finished my statement, i realized that they were looking at me, unbelievable. There goes my 'good image'. So now i die-die must maintain the friendly and efficient image to prevent anymore damage on my image. ;p


Are you a 'FREQUENT CURSER' ?
( incl. F, SH*t, MCH, CCB, etc... )


p/s : totally in love with this new song ( posted at side bar ) .. kept replaying it :))

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

hi princess ...

I always hate those who are late ( for anything ) .. without a very good reason. And it's worse if that person is late and never bother to apologize or explain, as if we were born to wait for him/her.

I was waiting for a friend who is always late. And when she finally arrived, i stared at her and complained on her punctuality ( as always ). Then, with her 'MANJA' voice ...

Her : Yerrr, you cannot scold me like that lorr. Cos i'm a PRINCESS. Hi hi...

Me : ( super annoyed ) Well hello princess, you better behave and don't piss me off. Cos i'm your EVIL STEPMOTHER. Huh!
( gave her another sharp stare, and roll my eyes )


Are you a punctual person?
I never go on time.
I'll be either 5-10mins earlier, or totally late ( purposely ;p )

err ... breast 'n nipple?!

I'm not laughing at those who are not good in English, as i myself oso quite powderful sometimes. But i think i won't make the same mistakes as they are, cos it's just too " CLASSIC " . For example ...

Years back when i was still performing, another female dancer came to me after the rehearsal asking if i can teach her the steps cos she was late ...

Her : Danny, 可以教我那個 Lose My BREAST嗎?
( Danny, can teach me the steps of Lose My BREAST? )

Me in my mind : Lose your breast? How i know? Eat less papaya? ;p

Lose My Breast = Lose My Breath ( Destiny Child )


A tai-tai member came to me after the class, asking me to teach her one of the move ...

Her : Danny, 那個NIPPLE怎樣做的?
Danny, how to do that NIPPLE?

Me in my mind : Wah auntie, i don't know that the housewives nowadays are so open one worr.. lol ;p

Nipple = Ripple / Body Roll / Wave

If i remember correctly, i didn't correct them cos i don't want to embarrass them. I just quietly laugh in my heart la ( still have to be evil bitch a bit maa.. ;p )
Do you think that you'll correct them on the mistakes?


無端端被醬問,還真的不知道怎樣反應。人家也會paiseh的嘛。。。

Monday, May 23, 2011

sex icon.

Was chatting with my friend last nite ...

T : Do you know that Kylie Minogue ( my ultimate GODDESS ) is going to have her concert tour in Bangkok, Singapore, Jakarta, Hong Kong and Taipei next month? I wonder why she didn't include KL in the list.

Me : Of cos la, she's an SEX ICON maa .. the image is too sexy la. Just like Madonna, Beyonce or Lady Gaga ... mana boleh? Imagine her wearing baju kurung and sing " Na na na ... na na na na na .... " LOL ;p

T : But how come Mariah Carey can perform here?

Me : She's an SEX ICON meh? She's just someone who likes to wear baju that is a few size smaller and make them looks really KETAT on her onli ma.... ;p

Seriously lorr, dunno why i never categorized MC as sexy. Talented, pretty? Yes. But sexy .... Maybe the KETATness killed all the sexiness in her guarr ( my opinion la ). Do you think MC is sexy? Or her sexiness style is different from others?

BTW, any Kylie's fans out there?


Just got the confirmation this morning ~ I AM GOING TO BANGKOK TO WATCH KYLIE MINOGUE'S CONCERT NEXT MONTH !!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY !!!!!

Yerrr, 人家第一次去拜(女)神,很緊張啦。
不知道要穿什麼好。有興奮到啦。。

mumbling ~

Next week will be a super important and busy week for me.

Got a huge meeting & presentation with my new client. Still compiling materials for them to see. Mixed some songs, quite happy with it. Hope that they'll like it as well.

Need to set up the VM for a new shop for another client mid week. Also need to touch up the other shop for photoshoot. And after that, need to propose VM ideas for the office.

Got the green light from another client on the show. Need to book studio asap, and pay the rent in full ;(. Hope that they'll prepare my deposit asap.

Watched a Thai movie : Bangkok Traffic Story ( BTS ) over the weekend ~ LOVE IT. Simple and fun, romantic and real. If got time please go watch it. And also " Hello Stranger " , another Thai romantic movie with the ending that is different from what i thought.

Been so busy these days, no time to make soup for myself. Cos whenever i have soup for the day, my weight will drop a bit the next day. Maybe dah kena detox kot.;p


Thank God for the opportunities. I'm enjoying the busy-ness, and really happy with my hectic life. :)

Have a great week ahead everyone :)

Saturday, May 21, 2011

it's a fine, fine day :)

I got not only 1, but 2 job confirmations today. And the best thing is, both of them are BIG company that i've been hoping to get in. FYI, both jobs are to train their staffs for the annual dinner staff performance competition. guess i'll have to shake my bum a lot more.

Really excited on these 2 jobs. Will be busy over the weekend compiling pictures, materials and musics to be presented to them. If everything goes fine, i'll start to get busy from end May till end of July. Yippie!!! :)

BTW, how was your week? Any big plan for the weekend?


真的很感謝,也很感恩,能不停的有 job 進來。
也要好好的保握這些幾會。
一定要全力以赴,做到最 vogue 。哈哈。

p/s : if your company's annual dinner got staff performance competition, remember to look for me worr. Kamsia in advance. :)

Friday, May 20, 2011

騷貨一出。。。

Due to the fact that i'm getting older and my memory is not getting any better, i have to video down all my dance steps for future reference. Cos sometimes right in the middle of the class, my mind will just snap and jam. Can't remember any steps at all. That's when the clips are really useful or else i'll get the booos ;(

OK, below is the clip of Everybody by Rudenko. This is the clip where i got complained by member for being too sexy or rather slutty. Tuan-tuan dan puan-puan, sila buka mata tu besar-besar and tell me .. ADA SLUTTY meh?



I still think it's more sexy than slutty. Maybe you can help me rating it.
( sexy x?/10 & slutty ?/10 )
IMPORTANT :
Whatever it is, do not say this dance is CUTE!!! ;p

騷貨一出 。。。
。。。誰人能擋
( 自 high 中。。)

Thursday, May 19, 2011

老模看小模

I was doing the launch of a new shop last week and there's fashion show. 4 adults and 4 kids models. Out of the 4 kids, 3 of them ( between 3 ~ 8 years old ) are brother and sisters .. all ang moh. After the show, while packing up the stuffs, i overheard the mom of the 3 kids talking to the show director :

Director : So where you guys going after this?

Mom : The 2 of them are doing DKNY show at KLCC tonite. Then 3 of them got 3 shows this weekend.

I was like .. WTH! I oso 'ampang next top model', but how come i don't have shows like them? But one thing for sure, i kinda pity the kids, cos they rushed to our show right after the school with the uniforms lagi. And all of them looked so tired. I wonder if they really enjoying what they are doing ...

Ok, ok .. 'pity' is just a nicer word to cover up. The actual word should be envy .. and a bit jealous. ;p


Did you have an enjoyeable childhood?

為什麼?為什麼?
大家平平都是‘名模‘,為什麼命水會差醬多?

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

I was watching the sitcom " How i met your mother" and they have an episode where they pointed out on this girl's habit. She is a newscaster and she like to say 'but umm...' whenever she is interviewing people. And the gang just made fun of it and made it a bet game. Whenever she say 'but umm... ' they'll have to drink a shot. Fun game eh?

I guess everyone have something that they always say ( 口頭單 ). I know mine is definitely ' and then ' , cos my printer confronted me before. Make me malu only.

So what's yours?


OK, bad words like CCB, LC, MCH, MLF, etc semua tak kira. ;p

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

屁咧!!!

Just checking ...

What is your limit / self control on farting?

a) when you need to fart, you just fart .. tak kisah lah kalo ade orang kat tepi tepi

b) you only fart in front of people that you love or trust .. kesian ur mak bapak, ur dahling, ur kucing... etc

c) you will keep the farting pleasure only to yourself .. never fart in front of anybody .. kedekut lah konon ;p


I am definitely the "C" type ... kena maintain vogiu marr..
真的很不習慣在人家面前開“口“。哈哈。

Monday, May 16, 2011

what's my name ?

This is the thing that i've been dragging since 2007. Ever since i quitted my job and turned to freelancing, I'm suppose to set up ( or register ) a company for billing and other purpose. But till now i still have not decide on the 'NAME' that i want to use for my company. But i think it's about time for me to really sit down and decide, then register.

It's just like naming your baby. You don't want to name them something joke-able or lame. It must be memorable/catchy, artistic and related to what i am doing. And most importantly ... vogiu.

So till now i'm still struggling with the names. FYI, i do creative stuffs ( visual merchandising & event organizing ) and performing projects/jobs. Any good suggestions?


The last thing i want for my company is called " Danny Hwang Productions", cos it's so 'lazy' and lame. ;p

Saturday, May 14, 2011

做麼會濕濕的?

Syukur alhamdulillah, my mission with the new client is completed. Everyone was happy with the result, and i've secured more projects in the future. :)

Not sure if it's becos of the stress and sleepless night, i have tonnes pimples growing on my face. Not only that, but my palm also started to sweat easily. I don't have this problem before. But luckily it's just very mild, unlike my ex-colleague. Cos you can see sweat 'dripping' from his palm.

Do you have sweaty palm problem too?
Or other 'symptoms' when you are stress?

Monday, May 9, 2011

misen imposibel ...

Danny : The Big Mouth is going to perform a series of misen imposibel for my new client starting tomorrow.

Deadline : Thursday 12/4/2011 @ 3pm

Wish me luck.

上星期累積下來的壓力,弄到我的豆豆一直 piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit 個不停!:(


p/s : 昨晚聽人說,王菲11月會在 KL & Singapore 開 concert。有誰也聽說?真的嗎?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

yeah, i think i know you ...

I was sourcing for some props in IKEA yesterday. Then i saw a familiar face far away walking towards my direction. I think i know him, but i totally have no idea where, when, how and most importantly ... his name. I was hoping that he didn't see me but he did. And dengan senyuman lebarnya, he came to me and say hi.

I smiled to him and told him that i know him but can't recall anything. So he tried to help me recall the details, one by one. After 3 minutes, i still can't remember anything. He then continue telling me things that i did or said to him ( which some of the content was quite shocking ... cos it's too friendly ~ so not me ;p ) I think he is very determine to make me remember him. After 5 minutes of non-stop info feeding, i slowly recall the history and continue to chat with him.

I am very impressed with his patience. Cos if i'm in his situation, i'll just say bye and go. Cos i'll feel embarrass and insulted.

Do you think that you have the patience like him?

Saturday, May 7, 2011

sweet 'n sour

Once upon a time ...

One member came to me after the class ...

Member : Aiyo, very sour la my butt.

Me : Huh? Sour?

Member : 屁股很酸啊 . Butt very sour ( sore ) ah..

Me : Haha oic. Thank God mine is always sweet. ;p

Sekian cerita and Happy Mother's Day :)


Sometimes it's quite fun to speak broken language on purpose. But of cos not all my friends appreciate it. :(
Some of my signature broken language ...

... pink coror ( color )
... krang ( klang )
... sunsain ( sunshine )
... fesen presentasen ( fashion presentation )

What's yours ( if got la ;p )

Thursday, May 5, 2011

都說了 "Have a nice day" lorr ... :(

I am not a fan of SMSing, cos i think it's a waste of time when you can actually call and get what you want on the spot. And i have a limit of number of SMSes per conversation ~ 3. Yes, 3. The first 2 SMS i will still layan a bit ( depends on mood and the person la ;p ). Then if they keep on SMSing me, i'll reply them ( my 3rd SMS ) and end it with a "Have a nice day" ~ my own polite version of saying " Enuff liao. Dun waste my time! Go bark at someone else. " :P

But horr, i dunno why some people are too slow on getting the signal. And they still reply me after the 3rd SMS. And of cos, i either will call them directly ( if there's something important ) or just ignore them. Malaslah nak layan.

Do you think that " Have a nice day " is a good hint to end a conversation?
Or you have better lines that i can use next time?


有的東西,get 到意思就好。
講的太白,只會傷感情。:)

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

to BLINK, or not to BLINK?

Do you think there's any differences between these 2 icons?
Cos sometimes i accidentally sent the blinking one to my clients ( or someone i just know ), and i felt a bit inappropriate.
Like i am trying to be funny with them.
Am i thinking too much?


Say you are getting a text from someone that you love. Is there any emotion/excitement differences between the text with blinking or non-blinking icon?
Or you just don't give a damn? ;p

And i think too much again? ;p

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

凡走過。。。

It was a long weekend and i have nothing to do, except DVD marathon and eat non-stop for Saturday and Sunday. But on Monday, i was too sick for the DVD anymore. So i decided to do some spring cleaning, especially with the stuffs that's lying on the counter, covered with dust.

FYI, whenever i go travel, i like to bring back something that will represent the country, just for remembrance. ( Boleh lah feeling-feeling a bit, when i'm too tired and busy with work ) So i took them down, and cleaned each of them. Took some pictures to share with you guys.
( not many but i'm happy and proud with my collections. )


England ( London ), France ( Paris ) & Italy ( Rome )



Thailand ( Bangkok & Haadyai ) & Indonesia ( Bali & Jakarta )



Korea ( Seoul ) & Japan ( Tokyo, Kyoto, Hiroshima, Fukuoka & Osaka )



Turkey ( Istanbul ) & Greece ( Athens, Santorini & Mykonos )



Spain ( Barcelona & Madrid ) & Portugal ( Lisbon )



Last but not least, Hong Kong & Singapore.
I've been to these 2 countries few times but seriuosly, i can't remember if i bought anything from there as souvenir. Cos really no idea what to get. Any suggestions?
Don't tell me Merlion figurine or stuffs from HK Disneyland ok? ;p

Monday, May 2, 2011

太公分豬肉。。。

It's so funny ( and annoying at the same time ) that most of the decision that we make is actually something that we don't really want to, but no choice. Cos it's 'politically correct'.

I was at a company's annual dinner helping out the performance part. And i got to know the result first hand from the person-in-charge ( right after they calculated the points, before announcing the results ). Ok, 1st A, 2nd B and 3rd C.
Then few months after that event, i bumped into one of the committee. So i congratulated her ( she was a B ), she seem surprised. Cos she told me she didn't won anything. Ehh?
Tanya punye tanya, then i managed to find out the actual reason. B already got another award, so they gave the performance award to other people. WTF? So not fair kan?

Then another story ~ annual dinner as well ( yes Y, i'm talking about you company ;p ). The committee decided to open up all the sponsored hampers for lucky draw and divided them equally for all the staff. So that everyone will get something at the end of the day. So weird kan?

Given a choice, would you like to try your luck on getting a big hamper ( if not, then go back empty handed ) OR just stick to the committee's idea by knowing that you'll definitely 'win' something ( 2 packet of cookies, maybe ;p )?


What should we name this game : a 'lucky draw' that doesn't need luck to win? ;p

太公分豬肉。。。人人有份。;p

Saturday, April 30, 2011

我唔聽。我唔聽。我唔聽啊。。。

Hmm.. there's been comments / complaints that i seldom talk to the members before or after classes. I know that it is good to do so, then i can get their feedbacks on the class as well as creating a good instructor-member relationship. Besides the fact that i'm SHY ( ;p ) and anti-social at the same time, but there's actually another reason that holding me back on talking to them too much ... 'gossiper'.

Yup, sometimes there's some very 'friendly' members who like to share with me informations about other members. Most of them are not good infos. Not that i'm not into gossiping, but i just like to be involved only in what i am interested with. That's why i try not to get too chatty with them, instead of shutting them off. FYI, I've identified a few person 'shoot!-he/she-is coming' list. ;p

What will you do if the members approach you for some gossips next time?
( Remember, you cannot upset them ;p )


But i have to admit that i sometimes overheard some of their gossips, and it's juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuicy. LOL ;p

Friday, April 29, 2011

OMG! Sister?

I started to make a habit to get to know/ talk to my members more. So i walked together with this lady to the studio. I asked her where she work, and she replied :

" Jalan Alor. The CHURCH at Jalan Alor. "

Dunno what's wrong with me, cos i first thing that came to my mind is ... she's a NUN / SISTER ( cos she works in a church! i know, it's stupid ;p ). My goodness, Dah lah last week i discovered 2 policewomen joined my class. And now.. a NUN? I asked again, just to reconfirm. Then only i found out that she is a teacher of the kindergarten in the church.

Phewwwwwwwwwww !!!
Buat orang suspen aje. Ingatkan boleh lah buat sikit scene macam Whoopi Goldberg kat Sister Act.
" I will follow u......" LOL ;p


OK, this part of entry has nothing to do with the top one. After today's class, a member came to me and said :

" Danny, can you do something less sexy ahh? Very hard to 'digest' ( 吃不消 )la. "

Again, i'm flattered. ;p
我大嘴什麼都沒有。只有一副騷死人不償命的身軀。哈哈。


( p/s : This is a very hectic and stress week for me. So just let me syok sendiri for a while )

Thursday, April 28, 2011

你邊位啊?

I was busy dressing up the mannequins in the window. Then a man came in the shop and talked to the staffs ( which i found out from the staff later that he is the new manager dunno from which department. always acting bossy and they dun really like him ). I heard that he was getting some infos form the staff on me ( i'm not their/his staff cos i am doing freelance for the company ). Then he slowly walked to near to the window and talked to me ( of cos, with a rather bossy tone ) :

Him : So,點啊?
( So, how? )

Me : Err, OK.
( in my heart : 你邊位啊?同你好熟啊? )

Him : 全部shop做完啦?
( Done all the shop? )

Me : 哩個第6間。
( This is the sixth shop. )

Him : 幫 D mannequin著多幾件衫,先有耶睇嘛。
( Put more merchandise on the mannequins, so that it got more things to see. )

Me : 全部都係 merchandiser set好的worr。
( The merchandise display was set by the design team )

I was like WTH? ( ok, WTF? ) First, you talked to me without introducing yourself. Then you try to tell me how to do my job ( which btw, this is already the 6th shop. and sounded so CINA MAN. ( cos CINA MAN is a bit kiasu. they want to show off everything to the world at once ) It's SUMMER, of cos they will wear lesser. Why not put the whole SUMMER Collection in the window la, more things to see! ;p


Back to the self-introduce thing. I have a habit of introducing myself first when i call other people :

a) Hello Mr Ng. This is Danny Hwang here. ( Formal )

b) Oooi, Danny ah. ( Informal )

I am kinda annoyed by people who call and straight away talk. Cos some of them really OVER-estimated themselves ( you sounded slightly different on phone OR you use your office phone instead of mobile ) And he best is they 'privated' their phone number and expect me to know who is calling when there's no caller's number! ;(

So do you do that? I mean introduce yourself first every time you make a phone call?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

FREEZE ! no... Shake !!!

I was talking to a member ( Malay lady, in her 20s ) before the class. And i found out something unexpected ( at least for me la ;p ).

Her : You ajar menari full time ke?

Me : Takde la. Freelance part time je. You kerje kat mane?

Her : Bukit Aman.

Me : ( hold for 2 seconds ) Huh? So u ni polis ye?

Her : A aah. I ngan member i yang sorang to pun sama.

I swear to God that i can never tell their profession based on their look. Cos both of them looked like those sales person in branded shops like LV or Bvlgari, and they dance really well. Gosh, i think i must start to talk more to the members, see if there's any other shocking professions from them. Mana tau lah kan? Maybe some of them work as real show Diva lerr? Boleh lah mintak tunjuk ajar sikit kan? lol ;p


After that conversation, i came up with one conclusion ~ I AM AWESOME :

We always see police asking people to "FREEZE!!! Don't Move! " in the movie. Well, i think i am more powerful that them. Cos i get to ask them to shake their body instead. Hahahaahahahahahahahhaaha. ;p

Monday, April 25, 2011

靚似哥仔

(no offense to all the aunties out there ok ;p )

I was tapao-ing my lunch at the kopitiam when i heard this conversation between he auntie next to me with the mixed rice taukeh ( old and ordinary looking uncle ). I was like .. man, this auntie really can say anything just to get some advantages ( in this case, a bigger piece of chicken wing ) ;p

Auntie : 老細,幫我打包一件雞翼。
( Boss, give me a piece of chicken wing )

Boss : 好,要邊一件啊?
( OK, which one you one )

Auntie : 是旦啦,俾件好似你甘靚仔過我啦。哈哈。
( Just give me the one as smart as you la. Ha ha ha )

It's so funny, cos i really can't imagine a 'smart' looking chicken wing. Maybe next time i should ask for a piece of sexy taufu. ;p

( 我靚仔無?) ;p


Some people like to call others 靚仔 or 靚女 just to get their attention, but i can't really do that. Cos i think it's very LOW and tak VOGIU. Do you like it when stranger calls you that?


p/s : Hope the entry and the song will lead you to a good week ahead. :)

Sunday, April 24, 2011

放過我吧, dear ~

I'm currently working on a project with a group of people. A group of very friendly and sweet ( genuine but a little bit in too sweet ) people. Coz they called everybody "dear" when they talk.

A to B : Dear, please pass me that book.

B to C : I don't think it's this side la, dear.

C to Danny : See you tomorrow dear. Don't be late ya?

Danny to all : OK, bye. ( that's typical me, so cold to everyone ;p )

I'm not saying it's a bad thing but i just can't stand all the 'dear's. I think i'm going to get diabetes very soon if i keep talking to them. ;p
I don't think that i call other people like that ever. I have to admit that i'm not a sweet person. Bitchy and slutty? Yes. ;p

Are you a sweet person? Do you like to dear, darling, honey, pumpkin or sweety pie others?


向來‘毒‘來‘毒‘往的我,嘴甜起來的樣子應該會很噁吧?哈哈。

Saturday, April 23, 2011

let's fake it ;)

I always encourage my members to smile when dancing. So that people outside the studio won't think that i am torturing them. (;p) But most of them seems having trouble smiling and dancing at the same time cos to concentrate on remembering the steps. So i gave them an option ... FAKE IT. Yup, they just have to fake the smile by showing me some teeth and breath through their mouth. I don't mind at all. as i myself is quite fake as well. LOL ;p


There's also some other times that i need to put on my fake smile. Like when i'm meeting up with clients ( all becos of money ), being introduced to a new friend/stranger ( just trying to be less fierce ) , to my hairstylist ( to put him in a good mood ;p ), etc.

Is there a time when you have to force yourself to put a smile on your face? Don't tell me you always smile from the heart, cos i just don't buy it. ;p

Friday, April 22, 2011

wake up!

I went for my hair cut just now. As usual, my stylist came to me after they shampooed my hair. Then he started to work his magic on my almost difficult to manage/style hair. But this time i noticed something different. He was very chatty throughout the whole session. The told me like almost everything that i don't need to know ( his family members, their company trip, his love life, etc ) Inside my head i was like ... err, TMI. Finally, i asked him when paying at the cashier.

" Wah, today you very good mood horr? So chatty one? "

" Aiyo, very sorry lah. I have to talk, or else i'll fall asleep."

So happened that the company trip was the night before and they only reached home at 5am. Then have to report for work at 930am. That's why he must keep himself high/occupied by talk and talk.

" Why don't you take coffee?"

" Cannot la. Later my heart beat very fast."

" Oh, same like me la. "


I think i will either dance or eat non stop ( junk food ) if i want to keep myself awake, cos coffee is not an option for me. What about you?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

再。獻醜

Just a short preview clip for my che-ches after Tuesday morning's class on what they are going to get next week.
Will upload the full clip if got chance ( and if i am wearing a nicer t-shirt with vogiuer facial expression lol ;p )

* check out the 'sakit kepala' & 'sakit perut' poses that i used in the dance. ;p


I wonder if the clip will somehow attracted you to try/join my class. Anyone?

Thanks Jade for the clip.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I. I. I.

I was chatting with a friend when he suddenly asked me :

" Are you an "I", "I", "I" person? "

" Huh? "

" "I", "I", "I" as in "ME", "ME", "ME". Everything-is-about-you-All-that-matters-is-you-person? "

" ( without any hesitation ) ABSOLUTELY. :) "

" You are so selfish. ;p "


Okay, this is my very own philosophy/ theory :

I must love MYSELF before I can love others.
I must take care of MYSELF before I can take care of others.
I must help MYSELF before I can help others.
I must satisfy MYSELF before I can satisfy others.
I must smile to MYSELF before I can smile to other.
dan banyak lagi ...

So in a way, I put an I before everything I do. And i don't think it is a bad thing to do. Especially in this cold and cruel world. Are you an I, I, I person as well? ;p

Monday, April 18, 2011

who knows?

... having a bad hair day can be so much FUN?

Was playing around with the wigs after the show. Just cuba-try for fun lah. I think look so mengancam and meletopzzzz with this hairstyle? Cos afro somehow makes my face looks smaller. LOL ;p

Can you imagine yourself parading in front of Pavilion .. with the same hairstyle?
Suddenly go an idea of throwing a tea party in Pavilion ( or anyone of the shopping mall ), with everyone wearing afro wig. Sure gempak giler one. Anyone interested? ;p

* thanks Yasmin for the pic.


You know what is even more FUUUUUUUUN?
To have 2 new members in the family within the same week.
Welcome Happy Kai Xin n Rachel Hui Xing. ( my 2 new born nieces )

Saturday, April 16, 2011

他能咩?

I went to a studio to do a trial class. So as i was waiting for my turn outside the studio ( next to the recep counter ), i overheard an auntie talking to the receptionist :

Auntie : Who is that guy ahh?
那個男的誰來的?

Recep : Oh, he is the instructor for the 730pm dance class.
他是教730pm跳舞class的。

( she looked at me and turned to the receptionist )
Auntie : He can meh? ( in a very sarcastic and doubtful tone )
他能咩?


WOW!!!
I really felt insulted by her statement. I never came across anybody that is so rude! Dah lah badan macam badak, mulut pulak laser tak insured. I told myself : she is my victim tonite. LOL ( 此仇不報非大嘴。哈哈。)


Thanks to that auntie, cos she really 'boost' up my energy throughout the whole class. And the feedbacks from other members :
They can't wait for me to have my own class there. :)

BTW, i saw her after the class. She was sweaty and half dead. ( mission accomplished ;p )

如果她是說 ‘他能嗎?‘ 我都不覺得怎樣。‘他能咩?‘ 那個‘‘真的很讓我火大!;p

The moral of the story is :
Don't bitch about others when they are right in front of you. ( so twisted and salah kan? lol ;p )

Thursday, April 14, 2011

the bitches are getting younger ...

I was waiting for the lift at the lobby with my tapao-ed lunch. It was quiet until these girls ( 4 of them, wearing primary school uniform and all shorter than 120cm ;p ) came and waited next to me. I think they just got off the school bus. They started to talk about their day. The conversation was quite acceptable until they started to bitch about their teacher and friends!

I tell you, the dramatic level is as good as those 'real housewives' show on tv. I was so surprise that the kids nowadays are so bitchy. At one point, i thought i was watching a live telecast of Sex and the CIty ... Disney version.;p


I just wish that someone will teach them some manners. Like when you are a junior in a certain field, you have to respect those who are more experienced and senior than you.

" They did not say hello to me! ;p "

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

face to face

I went for dinner with 2 friends last weekend. I think the last time we met is during Christmas last year. So when she saw me, she was quite excited. As usual, we asked about current life, etc. Not sure if she's over excited or that's her style, cos when she talk to me, she placed her face very near mine. Really near ( less than 20cm ).

I tried very hard not to move further back cos that is too obvious. Also to maintain my vogiu face from show how uncomfortable i was. Then i kept looking at other places to avoid staring right to her face.

Do you have any issue when people talk to you like.. really close to your face?



p/s : i got 2 ticket for Show Lo's 羅志祥 concert at Putra Stadium this Saturday. Don't think i want to go and get annoyed by thousands of screaming teenage girls. Scared later i tak boleh tahan and slap them one by one and ask them to shut up. LOL ;p
So, siapa mau?

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

drama in the sauna

After the class, i went to the sauna ( trying to sweat more ;p ). There was 3 of us in the sauna when an old fat Chinese uncle came in. He then 'selamba-ly' took out a bottle of scented oil and pour it onto the stones ( i dunno how to call that thing ). The whole sauna became so 'wangi' with his cheap scented oil. The scent was too strong that i went out immediately and coughed LOUDLY to protest. I think it's rose or something ( i don't mind if it's lavendar ;p )

We were so pissed cos he should ask us if we are ok with the scented oil before he pour it out. Cos who knows some of us might be allergic kan?

When i met up with a friend for dinner that evening, i told him that i was so regret how i handled the situation ... cough to protest. Cos it's so not me! He said, if i see that uncle again, this is what i should do:
Once he started to attack the sauna with his scented oil, i'll pretend that i got asthma or some breathing difficulties. Then look at him asking for help, hold his arm and FAINT. Biar dia terkencing dalam tuala!

That should be the way? Barulah match with my DRAMATIC attitude. You all think it's workable or not? LOL ;p



Another thing i cannot tahan is when people burp in the sauna. And the worst thing is fart. The smell !!!
It's so uncivilized kan? ;p

Monday, April 11, 2011

吃飯時不要玩頭髮。。。

I went back to Klang to have lunch with my family just now. During the meal, my little niece was touching and playing with her hair. So as a 'responsible' uncle, i told her :

" Don't play with your hair while you eat. You will dirty your hair."
( 吃飯時不要玩頭髮。等下弄骯髒頭髮。)

Right after i gave her the advise, i turned to my sister and laughed. Cos i thought my advise was so SALAH! ;p

Can you see what is so SALAH about it?
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Answer :
As an adult ( with a matured and right thinking mind ), we should advise the kids not to play with their hair while eating ... cos it is UNHYGIENIC !!! Get it now? lol ;p

Hmm.. i am so glad cos i am so CONSISTENT ( on being shallow ) with almost everything i do/say. ;p

我果然是外貌協會的總會長。哈哈。

Saturday, April 9, 2011

何必呢?

為了要還我一個人情,硬拉我進去一間我沒興趣的店。然後硬要我選一樣東西當禮物。提意你不如請我吃頓飯,你又覺得不夠誠意。我只好硬著頭皮選了樣包裝看起來還不錯的東西(跟本都不理有沒有用)。回到家,也就把那樣東西硬擺在腳落。

腦中只出現三個字 :何必呢?



Giving the wrong presents to others sometimes can be a BURDEN. Cos we give them what we think that is suitable for them, but not necessarily the thing that they really need. Agree?

Thursday, April 7, 2011

盡在一臉中。。。

I was resting and cooling down with a few members after the class. Then one of them started to ask stuffs about me like my age, work, etc. ( fyi, i am quite new in this studio ) Normally i'll ask them to guess before saying anything. So according to them, my face shows that ...

... i am a very fussy person ( ada betul )
... i am a bitchy person ( sangat betul )
... i am a virgo ( memang betul )
... i don't like to mix around ( absolutely betul )
... i hardly talk, but once i start to talk ... ;p ( betul )
... i am a perfectionist ( partly betul )
... i am working in creative line ( sangat betul )
... i am 30 years old ( how i wish they were betul ;p )
( they were so excited and kept asking a few more question. can't recall what was the question )

What can i say? They really read me like a book... a 'face'book. lol ;p


Do you think that people can know/guess your character/attitude by just looking at your face?

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

me & my big mouth

As an instructor, we are suppose to create a fun environment for our members. Encourage them to shout, to smile, to get loose, and of cos ... to get seksaaaaaaayyyyy.;p

Normally i will do the full routine with them towards the end of the class. And i'll tell them to pretend that we are shooting a MV. So that they'll give me everything that i need, the steps, the energy and the facial expression. So i told them :

" Please remember to give me the sexy face ya.. Bagi i muka sesundal-sundalnyer ok?... hahaha..."

Then i looked at them. Oh crap! I think i might have used the wrong word cos some of them looked a bit shocked. ( fyi, 70% of my members are kakaks and makciks, and once a blue moon, some 'abangs' sesat lol ;p )

So now i just have to wait and see if the attendance drop in the next class. ;(

Do you think segatal-gatalnyerr is more appropriate than sesundal-sundalnyerr? but i was really hoping for sundal face worrr....;p


Am currently in love with Who Says by Selena Gomez. It's like a younger and happier version of Pink's Fucking Perfect. So happy that there's so many nice songs with positive messages nowadays. Cos i think we all really need that.
*posted it at side bar, enjoy :)

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

好一個 peter pan!

Was chatting with a friend and somehow ' Peter Pan' came in the picture. It seems that his colleague says that he is like peter pan, cos he looks really young, like college boy. ( padahal, he is older than me ;p )

Out of jealousy, i purposely twisted the meaning of peter pan by telling him that calling people peter pan is actually an insult. Cos when people said that you are like peter pan, don't be too happy. The actual meaning behind it is :

You are childish! Grow up! Stop dreaming!
( cos peter pan never grows up and stays in his ever magical neverland )

Jahat kan i? Create things yang bukan-bukan.
But i think it absolutely makes sense worr.
So don't be too happy if next time i say you are like peterpan ok?
Cos i just don't want to hurt/insult you directly.


I'm so glad that i just created a way to insult people without them realizing it.
I'm just so smart, vogiuly smart.
LOL ;p

講真的,
‘長不大的男孩‘跟‘不長大的男孩‘有什麼不同?

Monday, April 4, 2011

馬死落地行

I guess it's time for me to go out and mingle with some human beings.

I accidentally delete/change the configuration ( or code or something lah ) of my internet connection in my laptop this morning. Since then, i kept trying different ways of fixing it ( ie. slamming the mouse, non stop clicking the icon, cursing my poor little mackie, etc. )

Then i call some friends to get help, still no answer. There's this ex colleague of mine whom i have no been keeping in touch for a year or two. I always went to his house when i have problem with my mac from the day i bought it till now. He is my last resort cos i don't want to him after so long just becoz i need help. But no choice, horse died walk on floor ( 馬死落地行 ).

So i picked up my phone and called. I guess i was too nervous that i forgot to PR with him before asking for help. Luckily he is still very nice to me, but he apologized cos there's a problem ~ "He and his family moved to Penang since last year ".

OMG! It suddenly hit me that i should take more initiative to connect with the outside world. Not only to keep myself updated, but also to make more contacts. So that i know where to go to if i'm in trouble next time. :(


OK now, anybody interested to meet up with an unfriendly guy, with super fierce face and know absolutely nothing about gadgets? Preferably not too far from Ampang/Cheras? ( that's another reason i don't go out.. too lazy ) ;p
( so sad, i'm so desperate now ... like cheap sale ;p )


p/s : after lots of clicking and cursing, i accidentally solved the problem ( i think so, at least for now ) THANK GOD ! :)

Sunday, April 3, 2011

what are you?

( it's time for some monthly syok sendiri post ;p )

I was in a meeting with my client and a publisher whom i've never met. I was sitting there quietly, jotting down the whatever info that i need for my VM concept and smile, occasionally.

Then suddenly that female publisher said to my client that i am CUTE, cos i always have that smiley face. I was shocked, trying very hard not to blush. She repeated that comment 3 times throughout the meeting. Seriously, a bit overwhelming for me. As i prefer people to call me vogiu than cute. Cos i think my selling point is my character and personality, not the look. ( yes, yes, feel free to vomit now ;p )

CUTE, VOGUE, SMART, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, PRETTY & ADORABLE, which one are you?

討厭lorr!亂亂講我cute。
34歲才來醬給人講。
都沒有想過我的感受。 ;(

(想巴我的,請排隊。謝謝合作。)

Friday, April 1, 2011

what kuku are you?

I once went for an interview ( for VM ). At the end of the interview, the interviewer ( a very fashionable lady ) complimented my fingernail :

" You have a very nice finger and fingernails. "

I was so happy. But this not the first time people say nice thing about my finger and nails. Cos i have what the Malays called it : KUKU GELAS , fingernails of a more longish shape. And it's normally what people use to model jewelries and/or anything to do with hand ( hand cream, nail art, etc. )

So, do you have KUKU GELAS? Or you are the opposite ... KUKU CAWAN?