太公分豬肉。。。

It's so funny ( and annoying at the same time ) that most of the decision that we make is actually something that we don't really want to, but no choice. Cos it's 'politically correct'.

I was at a company's annual dinner helping out the performance part. And i got to know the result first hand from the person-in-charge ( right after they calculated the points, before announcing the results ). Ok, 1st A, 2nd B and 3rd C.
Then few months after that event, i bumped into one of the committee. So i congratulated her ( she was a B ), she seem surprised. Cos she told me she didn't won anything. Ehh?
Tanya punye tanya, then i managed to find out the actual reason. B already got another award, so they gave the performance award to other people. WTF? So not fair kan?

Then another story ~ annual dinner as well ( yes Y, i'm talking about you company ;p ). The committee decided to open up all the sponsored hampers for lucky draw and divided them equally for all the staff. So that everyone will get something at the end of the day. So weird kan?

Given a choice, would you like to try your luck on getting a big hamper ( if not, then go back empty handed ) OR just stick to the committee's idea by knowing that you'll definitely 'win' something ( 2 packet of cookies, maybe ;p )?


What should we name this game : a 'lucky draw' that doesn't need luck to win? ;p

太公分豬肉。。。人人有份。;p

我唔聽。我唔聽。我唔聽啊。。。

Hmm.. there's been comments / complaints that i seldom talk to the members before or after classes. I know that it is good to do so, then i can get their feedbacks on the class as well as creating a good instructor-member relationship. Besides the fact that i'm SHY ( ;p ) and anti-social at the same time, but there's actually another reason that holding me back on talking to them too much ... 'gossiper'.

Yup, sometimes there's some very 'friendly' members who like to share with me informations about other members. Most of them are not good infos. Not that i'm not into gossiping, but i just like to be involved only in what i am interested with. That's why i try not to get too chatty with them, instead of shutting them off. FYI, I've identified a few person 'shoot!-he/she-is coming' list. ;p

What will you do if the members approach you for some gossips next time?
( Remember, you cannot upset them ;p )


But i have to admit that i sometimes overheard some of their gossips, and it's juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuicy. LOL ;p

OMG! Sister?

I started to make a habit to get to know/ talk to my members more. So i walked together with this lady to the studio. I asked her where she work, and she replied :

" Jalan Alor. The CHURCH at Jalan Alor. "

Dunno what's wrong with me, cos i first thing that came to my mind is ... she's a NUN / SISTER ( cos she works in a church! i know, it's stupid ;p ). My goodness, Dah lah last week i discovered 2 policewomen joined my class. And now.. a NUN? I asked again, just to reconfirm. Then only i found out that she is a teacher of the kindergarten in the church.

Phewwwwwwwwwww !!!
Buat orang suspen aje. Ingatkan boleh lah buat sikit scene macam Whoopi Goldberg kat Sister Act.
" I will follow u......" LOL ;p


OK, this part of entry has nothing to do with the top one. After today's class, a member came to me and said :

" Danny, can you do something less sexy ahh? Very hard to 'digest' ( 吃不消 )la. "

Again, i'm flattered. ;p
我大嘴什麼都沒有。只有一副騷死人不償命的身軀。哈哈。


( p/s : This is a very hectic and stress week for me. So just let me syok sendiri for a while )

你邊位啊？

I was busy dressing up the mannequins in the window. Then a man came in the shop and talked to the staffs ( which i found out from the staff later that he is the new manager dunno from which department. always acting bossy and they dun really like him ). I heard that he was getting some infos form the staff on me ( i'm not their/his staff cos i am doing freelance for the company ). Then he slowly walked to near to the window and talked to me ( of cos, with a rather bossy tone ) :

Him : So，點啊？
( So, how? )

Me : Err, OK.
( in my heart : 你邊位啊？同你好熟啊? )

Him : 全部shop做完啦？
( Done all the shop? )

Me : 哩個第６間。
( This is the sixth shop. )

Him : 幫 D mannequin著多幾件衫，先有耶睇嘛。
( Put more merchandise on the mannequins, so that it got more things to see. )

Me : 全部都係 merchandiser set好的worr。
( The merchandise display was set by the design team )

I was like WTH? ( ok, WTF? ) First, you talked to me without introducing yourself. Then you try to tell me how to do my job ( which btw, this is already the 6th shop. and sounded so CINA MAN. ( cos CINA MAN is a bit kiasu. they want to show off everything to the world at once ) It's SUMMER, of cos they will wear lesser. Why not put the whole SUMMER Collection in the window la, more things to see! ;p


Back to the self-introduce thing. I have a habit of introducing myself first when i call other people :

a) Hello Mr Ng. This is Danny Hwang here. ( Formal )

b) Oooi, Danny ah. ( Informal )

I am kinda annoyed by people who call and straight away talk. Cos some of them really OVER-estimated themselves ( you sounded slightly different on phone OR you use your office phone instead of mobile ) And he best is they 'privated' their phone number and expect me to know who is calling when there's no caller's number! ;(

So do you do that? I mean introduce yourself first every time you make a phone call?

FREEZE ! no... Shake !!!

I was talking to a member ( Malay lady, in her 20s ) before the class. And i found out something unexpected ( at least for me la ;p ).

Her : You ajar menari full time ke?

Me : Takde la. Freelance part time je. You kerje kat mane?

Her : Bukit Aman.

Me : ( hold for 2 seconds ) Huh? So u ni polis ye?

Her : A aah. I ngan member i yang sorang to pun sama.

I swear to God that i can never tell their profession based on their look. Cos both of them looked like those sales person in branded shops like LV or Bvlgari, and they dance really well. Gosh, i think i must start to talk more to the members, see if there's any other shocking professions from them. Mana tau lah kan? Maybe some of them work as real show Diva lerr? Boleh lah mintak tunjuk ajar sikit kan? lol ;p


After that conversation, i came up with one conclusion ~ I AM AWESOME :

We always see police asking people to "FREEZE!!! Don't Move! " in the movie. Well, i think i am more powerful that them. Cos i get to ask them to shake their body instead. Hahahaahahahahahahahhaaha. ;p

靚似哥仔

(no offense to all the aunties out there ok ;p )

I was tapao-ing my lunch at the kopitiam when i heard this conversation between he auntie next to me with the mixed rice taukeh ( old and ordinary looking uncle ). I was like .. man, this auntie really can say anything just to get some advantages ( in this case, a bigger piece of chicken wing ) ;p

Auntie : 老細，幫我打包一件雞翼。
( Boss, give me a piece of chicken wing )

Boss : 好，要邊一件啊？
( OK, which one you one )

Auntie : 是旦啦，俾件好似你甘靚仔過我啦。哈哈。
( Just give me the one as smart as you la. Ha ha ha )

It's so funny, cos i really can't imagine a 'smart' looking chicken wing. Maybe next time i should ask for a piece of sexy taufu. ;p

( 我靚仔無？) ;p


Some people like to call others 靚仔 or 靚女 just to get their attention, but i can't really do that. Cos i think it's very LOW and tak VOGIU. Do you like it when stranger calls you that?


p/s : Hope the entry and the song will lead you to a good week ahead. :)

放過我吧, dear ~

I'm currently working on a project with a group of people. A group of very friendly and sweet ( genuine but a little bit in too sweet ) people. Coz they called everybody "dear" when they talk.

A to B : Dear, please pass me that book.

B to C : I don't think it's this side la, dear.

C to Danny : See you tomorrow dear. Don't be late ya?

Danny to all : OK, bye. ( that's typical me, so cold to everyone ;p )

I'm not saying it's a bad thing but i just can't stand all the 'dear's. I think i'm going to get diabetes very soon if i keep talking to them. ;p
I don't think that i call other people like that ever. I have to admit that i'm not a sweet person. Bitchy and slutty? Yes. ;p

Are you a sweet person? Do you like to dear, darling, honey, pumpkin or sweety pie others?


向來‘毒‘來‘毒‘往的我，嘴甜起來的樣子應該會很噁吧？哈哈。

let's fake it ;)

I always encourage my members to smile when dancing. So that people outside the studio won't think that i am torturing them. (;p) But most of them seems having trouble smiling and dancing at the same time cos to concentrate on remembering the steps. So i gave them an option ... FAKE IT. Yup, they just have to fake the smile by showing me some teeth and breath through their mouth. I don't mind at all. as i myself is quite fake as well. LOL ;p


There's also some other times that i need to put on my fake smile. Like when i'm meeting up with clients ( all becos of money ), being introduced to a new friend/stranger ( just trying to be less fierce ) , to my hairstylist ( to put him in a good mood ;p ), etc.

Is there a time when you have to force yourself to put a smile on your face? Don't tell me you always smile from the heart, cos i just don't buy it. ;p

wake up!

I went for my hair cut just now. As usual, my stylist came to me after they shampooed my hair. Then he started to work his magic on my almost difficult to manage/style hair. But this time i noticed something different. He was very chatty throughout the whole session. The told me like almost everything that i don't need to know ( his family members, their company trip, his love life, etc ) Inside my head i was like ... err, TMI. Finally, i asked him when paying at the cashier.

" Wah, today you very good mood horr? So chatty one? "

" Aiyo, very sorry lah. I have to talk, or else i'll fall asleep."

So happened that the company trip was the night before and they only reached home at 5am. Then have to report for work at 930am. That's why he must keep himself high/occupied by talk and talk.

" Why don't you take coffee?"

" Cannot la. Later my heart beat very fast."

" Oh, same like me la. "


I think i will either dance or eat non stop ( junk food ) if i want to keep myself awake, cos coffee is not an option for me. What about you?

再。獻醜

Just a short preview clip for my che-ches after Tuesday morning's class on what they are going to get next week.
Will upload the full clip if got chance ( and if i am wearing a nicer t-shirt with vogiuer facial expression lol ;p )

* check out the 'sakit kepala' & 'sakit perut' poses that i used in the dance. ;p


I wonder if the clip will somehow attracted you to try/join my class. Anyone?

Thanks Jade for the clip.

I. I. I.

I was chatting with a friend when he suddenly asked me :

" Are you an "I", "I", "I" person? "

" Huh? "

" "I", "I", "I" as in "ME", "ME", "ME". Everything-is-about-you-All-that-matters-is-you-person? "

" ( without any hesitation ) ABSOLUTELY. :) "

" You are so selfish. ;p "


Okay, this is my very own philosophy/ theory :

I must love MYSELF before I can love others.
I must take care of MYSELF before I can take care of others.
I must help MYSELF before I can help others.
I must satisfy MYSELF before I can satisfy others.
I must smile to MYSELF before I can smile to other.
dan banyak lagi ...

So in a way, I put an I before everything I do. And i don't think it is a bad thing to do. Especially in this cold and cruel world. Are you an I, I, I person as well? ;p

who knows?

... having a bad hair day can be so much FUN?

Was playing around with the wigs after the show. Just cuba-try for fun lah. I think look so mengancam and meletopzzzz with this hairstyle? Cos afro somehow makes my face looks smaller. LOL ;p

Can you imagine yourself parading in front of Pavilion .. with the same hairstyle?
Suddenly go an idea of throwing a tea party in Pavilion ( or anyone of the shopping mall ), with everyone wearing afro wig. Sure gempak giler one. Anyone interested? ;p

* thanks Yasmin for the pic.


You know what is even more FUUUUUUUUN?
To have 2 new members in the family within the same week.
Welcome Happy Kai Xin n Rachel Hui Xing. ( my 2 new born nieces )

他能咩？

I went to a studio to do a trial class. So as i was waiting for my turn outside the studio ( next to the recep counter ), i overheard an auntie talking to the receptionist :

Auntie : Who is that guy ahh?
那個男的誰來的？

Recep : Oh, he is the instructor for the 730pm dance class.
他是教730pm跳舞class的。

( she looked at me and turned to the receptionist )
Auntie : He can meh? ( in a very sarcastic and doubtful tone )
他能咩？


WOW!!!
I really felt insulted by her statement. I never came across anybody that is so rude! Dah lah badan macam badak, mulut pulak laser tak insured. I told myself : she is my victim tonite. LOL ( 此仇不報非大嘴。哈哈。)


Thanks to that auntie, cos she really 'boost' up my energy throughout the whole class. And the feedbacks from other members :
They can't wait for me to have my own class there. :)

BTW, i saw her after the class. She was sweaty and half dead. ( mission accomplished ;p )

如果她是說 ‘他能嗎？‘ 我都不覺得怎樣。‘他能咩？‘ 那個‘咩‘真的很讓我火大！;p

The moral of the story is :
Don't bitch about others when they are right in front of you. ( so twisted and salah kan? lol ;p )

the bitches are getting younger ...

I was waiting for the lift at the lobby with my tapao-ed lunch. It was quiet until these girls ( 4 of them, wearing primary school uniform and all shorter than 120cm ;p ) came and waited next to me. I think they just got off the school bus. They started to talk about their day. The conversation was quite acceptable until they started to bitch about their teacher and friends!

I tell you, the dramatic level is as good as those 'real housewives' show on tv. I was so surprise that the kids nowadays are so bitchy. At one point, i thought i was watching a live telecast of Sex and the CIty ... Disney version.;p


I just wish that someone will teach them some manners. Like when you are a junior in a certain field, you have to respect those who are more experienced and senior than you.

" They did not say hello to me! ;p "

face to face

I went for dinner with 2 friends last weekend. I think the last time we met is during Christmas last year. So when she saw me, she was quite excited. As usual, we asked about current life, etc. Not sure if she's over excited or that's her style, cos when she talk to me, she placed her face very near mine. Really near ( less than 20cm ).

I tried very hard not to move further back cos that is too obvious. Also to maintain my vogiu face from show how uncomfortable i was. Then i kept looking at other places to avoid staring right to her face.

Do you have any issue when people talk to you like.. really close to your face?



p/s : i got 2 ticket for Show Lo's 羅志祥 concert at Putra Stadium this Saturday. Don't think i want to go and get annoyed by thousands of screaming teenage girls. Scared later i tak boleh tahan and slap them one by one and ask them to shut up. LOL ;p
So, siapa mau?

drama in the sauna

After the class, i went to the sauna ( trying to sweat more ;p ). There was 3 of us in the sauna when an old fat Chinese uncle came in. He then 'selamba-ly' took out a bottle of scented oil and pour it onto the stones ( i dunno how to call that thing ). The whole sauna became so 'wangi' with his cheap scented oil. The scent was too strong that i went out immediately and coughed LOUDLY to protest. I think it's rose or something ( i don't mind if it's lavendar ;p )

We were so pissed cos he should ask us if we are ok with the scented oil before he pour it out. Cos who knows some of us might be allergic kan?

When i met up with a friend for dinner that evening, i told him that i was so regret how i handled the situation ... cough to protest. Cos it's so not me! He said, if i see that uncle again, this is what i should do:
Once he started to attack the sauna with his scented oil, i'll pretend that i got asthma or some breathing difficulties. Then look at him asking for help, hold his arm and FAINT. Biar dia terkencing dalam tuala!

That should be the way? Barulah match with my DRAMATIC attitude. You all think it's workable or not? LOL ;p



Another thing i cannot tahan is when people burp in the sauna. And the worst thing is fart. The smell !!!
It's so uncivilized kan? ;p

吃飯時不要玩頭髮。。。

I went back to Klang to have lunch with my family just now. During the meal, my little niece was touching and playing with her hair. So as a 'responsible' uncle, i told her :

" Don't play with your hair while you eat. You will dirty your hair."
( 吃飯時不要玩頭髮。等下弄骯髒頭髮。)

Right after i gave her the advise, i turned to my sister and laughed. Cos i thought my advise was so SALAH! ;p

Can you see what is so SALAH about it?
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Answer :
As an adult ( with a matured and right thinking mind ), we should advise the kids not to play with their hair while eating ... cos it is UNHYGIENIC !!! Get it now? lol ;p

Hmm.. i am so glad cos i am so CONSISTENT ( on being shallow ) with almost everything i do/say. ;p

我果然是外貌協會的總會長。哈哈。

何必呢？

為了要還我一個人情，硬拉我進去一間我沒興趣的店。然後硬要我選一樣東西當禮物。提意你不如請我吃頓飯，你又覺得不夠誠意。我只好硬著頭皮選了樣包裝看起來還不錯的東西（跟本都不理有沒有用）。回到家，也就把那樣東西硬擺在腳落。

腦中只出現三個字 ：何必呢？



Giving the wrong presents to others sometimes can be a BURDEN. Cos we give them what we think that is suitable for them, but not necessarily the thing that they really need. Agree?

盡在一臉中。。。

I was resting and cooling down with a few members after the class. Then one of them started to ask stuffs about me like my age, work, etc. ( fyi, i am quite new in this studio ) Normally i'll ask them to guess before saying anything. So according to them, my face shows that ...

... i am a very fussy person ( ada betul )
... i am a bitchy person ( sangat betul )
... i am a virgo ( memang betul )
... i don't like to mix around ( absolutely betul )
... i hardly talk, but once i start to talk ... ;p ( betul )
... i am a perfectionist ( partly betul )
... i am working in creative line ( sangat betul )
... i am 30 years old ( how i wish they were betul ;p )
( they were so excited and kept asking a few more question. can't recall what was the question )

What can i say? They really read me like a book... a 'face'book. lol ;p


Do you think that people can know/guess your character/attitude by just looking at your face?

me & my big mouth

As an instructor, we are suppose to create a fun environment for our members. Encourage them to shout, to smile, to get loose, and of cos ... to get seksaaaaaaayyyyy.;p

Normally i will do the full routine with them towards the end of the class. And i'll tell them to pretend that we are shooting a MV. So that they'll give me everything that i need, the steps, the energy and the facial expression. So i told them :

" Please remember to give me the sexy face ya.. Bagi i muka sesundal-sundalnyer ok?... hahaha..."

Then i looked at them. Oh crap! I think i might have used the wrong word cos some of them looked a bit shocked. ( fyi, 70% of my members are kakaks and makciks, and once a blue moon, some 'abangs' sesat lol ;p )

So now i just have to wait and see if the attendance drop in the next class. ;(

Do you think segatal-gatalnyerr is more appropriate than sesundal-sundalnyerr? but i was really hoping for sundal face worrr....;p


Am currently in love with Who Says by Selena Gomez. It's like a younger and happier version of Pink's Fucking Perfect. So happy that there's so many nice songs with positive messages nowadays. Cos i think we all really need that.
*posted it at side bar, enjoy :)

好一個 peter pan!

Was chatting with a friend and somehow ' Peter Pan' came in the picture. It seems that his colleague says that he is like peter pan, cos he looks really young, like college boy. ( padahal, he is older than me ;p )

Out of jealousy, i purposely twisted the meaning of peter pan by telling him that calling people peter pan is actually an insult. Cos when people said that you are like peter pan, don't be too happy. The actual meaning behind it is :

You are childish! Grow up! Stop dreaming!
( cos peter pan never grows up and stays in his ever magical neverland )

Jahat kan i? Create things yang bukan-bukan.
But i think it absolutely makes sense worr.
So don't be too happy if next time i say you are like peterpan ok?
Cos i just don't want to hurt/insult you directly.


I'm so glad that i just created a way to insult people without them realizing it.
I'm just so smart, vogiuly smart.
LOL ;p

講真的，
‘長不大的男孩‘跟‘不長大的男孩‘有什麼不同？

馬死落地行

I guess it's time for me to go out and mingle with some human beings.

I accidentally delete/change the configuration ( or code or something lah ) of my internet connection in my laptop this morning. Since then, i kept trying different ways of fixing it ( ie. slamming the mouse, non stop clicking the icon, cursing my poor little mackie, etc. )

Then i call some friends to get help, still no answer. There's this ex colleague of mine whom i have no been keeping in touch for a year or two. I always went to his house when i have problem with my mac from the day i bought it till now. He is my last resort cos i don't want to him after so long just becoz i need help. But no choice, horse died walk on floor ( 馬死落地行 ).

So i picked up my phone and called. I guess i was too nervous that i forgot to PR with him before asking for help. Luckily he is still very nice to me, but he apologized cos there's a problem ~ "He and his family moved to Penang since last year ".

OMG! It suddenly hit me that i should take more initiative to connect with the outside world. Not only to keep myself updated, but also to make more contacts. So that i know where to go to if i'm in trouble next time. :(


OK now, anybody interested to meet up with an unfriendly guy, with super fierce face and know absolutely nothing about gadgets? Preferably not too far from Ampang/Cheras? ( that's another reason i don't go out.. too lazy ) ;p
( so sad, i'm so desperate now ... like cheap sale ;p )


p/s : after lots of clicking and cursing, i accidentally solved the problem ( i think so, at least for now ) THANK GOD ! :)

what are you?

( it's time for some monthly syok sendiri post ;p )

I was in a meeting with my client and a publisher whom i've never met. I was sitting there quietly, jotting down the whatever info that i need for my VM concept and smile, occasionally.

Then suddenly that female publisher said to my client that i am CUTE, cos i always have that smiley face. I was shocked, trying very hard not to blush. She repeated that comment 3 times throughout the meeting. Seriously, a bit overwhelming for me. As i prefer people to call me vogiu than cute. Cos i think my selling point is my character and personality, not the look. ( yes, yes, feel free to vomit now ;p )

CUTE, VOGUE, SMART, ATTRACTIVE, SEXY, PRETTY & ADORABLE, which one are you?

討厭lorr！亂亂講我cute。
34歲才來醬給人講。
都沒有想過我的感受。 ;(

（想巴我的，請排隊。謝謝合作。）

what kuku are you?

I once went for an interview ( for VM ). At the end of the interview, the interviewer ( a very fashionable lady ) complimented my fingernail :

" You have a very nice finger and fingernails. "

I was so happy. But this not the first time people say nice thing about my finger and nails. Cos i have what the Malays called it : KUKU GELAS , fingernails of a more longish shape. And it's normally what people use to model jewelries and/or anything to do with hand ( hand cream, nail art, etc. )

So, do you have KUKU GELAS? Or you are the opposite ... KUKU CAWAN?

sakit lagiiiiiiiii.

Woke up in the morning. Felt a bit pain in my mouth. Checked at the mirror ... ALAMAK. My upper right gum is double the size of the left one. And it really hurt when i try to bite with teeth from the right side. It got worse by noon. I was so worried, cos i got 2 classes today. And i planned to do a sexy number. How can you be sexy when your muka bengkak and mulut ternganga menahan sakit? ;p What to do? Cannot cancel last minute. :(


The 1st class ( Latin Mix ) was still ok. Just not very clear when i talked. But miracle happened in the 2nd class ( DanceMania, the one with sexy steps. I've posted the song at the side bar, not a new song. Can you imagine the level of sexiness? )

Not only i am full of energy while conducting, i don't even feel the pain. Magic kan?;p

They said that sometimes 'adrenaline' will make your pain go away for a short while, cos you are excited. But i think it's the inner hunger ( slutty cell in my blood ) that boosted my energy level. Cos i think i was so in the mood when i did that number. Nikmatnyer terrrrrrrrramat. LOL ;p


當大嘴遇見騷歌 。。。一發不可收拾。哈哈。

saaaaaaaaaaaakit ;p

I noticed that some of the members in my class like to compare things in their life. From comparing their kid's academic result, the attire that the wear to class, their favorite instructor, etc.

And the latest trend is ... compare pain. Yup ~ PAIN. Before the class, one of the member started to share on how she hurt her arm while shopping. Then another one complained about her aching back after doing belly dance. And then got someone hurt his ankle while doing combat. Dan banyak lagi ...

But once i play the song, all the supposedly 'in-pain' members suddenly become so healthy and energetic. All the pain disappeared. Funny kan? Maybe i should add in some 'sakit' movement or poses in the routine, so they can really live the pain. LOL ;p

Presenting, the various type of SAKITs in the world of vogiuness ...


Actually gym is a very good place to see the different sides of other people.
But besides seeing others, sometimes it's good to be SEEN as well... if you know what i mean. LOL ;p

phobia a la fabrika ...

I was at Kamdar yesterday, sourcing for fabrics for my coming display. It was so packed with people and of cos, rolls of fabrics. But somehow i am feeling quite comfortable with the situation. ( Cos normally i will feel dizzy with places that is so packed ) Maybe it's bcoz of the fabrics .. calmed me down. I can browse the fabrics roll by roll, shelf by shelf. Taking my sweet time touching and feeling the texture.

I remembered one funny incident happened to me and my junior ( in VM ) long time ago. I brought him to a fabric store for material sourcing. When we stepped in the store, he was overwhelmed by the fabrics, and felt dizzy.

The same thing happened to me before, when i was in a BOOKSTORE. I only can survive flipping the first 5 books, and that's it. I either have to buy something immediately or just leave. Or else i won't feel comfortable the whole day.

I think i'm allergic to books.
Is there a name for this type of sickness? lol ;p

Jiran Tetangga

The Chinese family one floor below my unit just moved in early this year. I normally don't really bother with my neighbors, but this family really know how to get my attention.

1st of all, they BBQed at the balcony during CNY. All the smoke flew up to my balcony. I have to closed the window so that the smell won't stick to my sofa! I was so angry. At one point, i felt like jumping ... jumping really hard at my living room ( to revenge la ). Those who stay in condo/ apartment should know this. It's so annoying when you neighbor upstairs walk like an elephant and make the noise on his floor/ your ceiling. ;p

Another thing is, that auntie like to talk at the balcony ... loudly. I always have to turn up the TV volume trying not to hear her voice. Something funny happened yesterday. That auntie was on the phone, talking to her friend. She suppose to direct her friend the way from the main road to our condo. ( i have no choice but to listen to all she said, cos it was so loud )

Apparently, she gave the wrong instruction the 1st time. Then her friend called again, and she still gave the wrong one. Being a good ( or rather kaypoh person ) i actually thought of shout to her from my balcony :

安娣，你OK無? 過佐紅綠燈明明係轉右。
( Auntie, you ok or not? After traffic light turn right la. )

Do you think she will think that i am a "considerate" neighbor? ;p


I might not be a friendly neighbor, but i think i'm definitely a nosy one. LOL ;p

收買。人心

Some called it 'bribe', but i feel like it's just a small gesture. Something so small but will get me something great in return.:p

When i was in my old company, i was sitting next to this Indian secretary. She was not very friendly to me cos before i join the company, nobody sit next to her. So she can do whatever she wants .. chatting on the phone la, read magazine la , etc. Then one day i overheard that she is having migraine ( or something ) and she is looking for something sweet. So i bought a small packet of sweet during lunch and gave it to her ( in case she is looking for sweets next time ). I think she touched. So from that day onwards, i get my stuffs approved or arranged quickly. ( i get my claims almost immediately lol )

Another story...
Someone was quite bossy in the gym. But ever since i gave him something ( a thing that i brought back from the trip, cos i know he likes it very much ), everything changed. He suddenly became very friendly and concern about my classes. :)

If all this small things/gestures can make my life easier, i don't mind doing it.
What do you thing?


For the record, i totally ANTI-BRIBERY.

我還在撐！

It's my 3rd Blogiversary. :)


Not easy to maintain a blog for 3 years, especially a blog that is full of nonsense. But i guess that's just me, someone who chose to concentrate on the non sad stuffs and to be happy.


Some say my blog is shallow, and meaningless..
Some say my blog is too positive, almost too hard to believe.
But whatever it is, I'm loving it. :)

stating the OBVIOUS ...

Konon nyer lah ..

One day, you pass by KFC and you see a big banner saying :

" WE ARE SELLING FRIED CHICKEN. "

Then you go to Bata next door and they have another poster saying :

" KAMI MENJUAL KASUT. "

Do you think it's funny?
Or it's just stupid. Plain stupid?


Got a request from a client ( similar situation ), and he thought it's cool.
Pek cek ahh...

Oh My Car !

It was raining cats and dogs since noon. I was in the shower, getting ready to go out. Suddenly someone knocked my door, loud and kept knocking. So i opened the door and it was the security guard :

Him : Bos, ada pokok jatuh atas kereta you la.

Me : HUUUHHHH!!!???? ( luckily i didn't drop my towel )
Ok, ok. Nanti i turun.

I ran to the window and looked at my car. Damn, there's a bunch of trees and leafs on the roof and front of my car. I quickly change and went down. Checked the situation. Luckily, it's just some tree trunk ( not too big ones ) 'lying' next to my car. So we slowly pull it aside, cos don't want to get any scratches on my car. :)

Thank God for protecting me and keeping my car save. I think i should do something goo in return. So i've decided. I will be less bitchy to others ... for one day. ( ~ your cue to laugh )

No la, just joking. I always good and friendly to other people one. ( ~ now laugh louder ;p )

Have a great week ahead :)


有驚無險。阿彌佗佛。
真是好人有好報。:p

好 DEEP 啊。。。

Went for dinner with 小S ( you know who you are and yeah, that's your new nickname ) and 高妹 on Thursday. Eat and chat on lots of things. Then 小S shared with us something that he heard from a famous host :
( can't remember the exact words, but the meaning is the same la ;p )

很多藝術家的作品都會帶點灰暗感覺。因為他們覺得‘快樂‘是很容意得到的，也很膚淺。而‘灰暗的世界‘就比較有深度。
( A lots of masterpieces from the famous artist in the world are more towards darkness/ negativity. Cos they thought that happiness is too easy to get and it's shallow. But darkness / sadness on the other hand, is deeper.

And my instant thought was :

還好我是膚淺的。
( Thank God i'm a SHALLOW person. ;p )

Sorry la, i really don;t think that i can do any of those EMO stuffs. I mean, why bother to go DOWN when you can stay UP hight right?

Agree?


如果你跟我說：“這副畫很黑暗“，我應該會醬的回你 ：

“盲的也看的出啦。“ lol ;p

i want you SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM !

Finally, went to the Chinese masseur yesterday for a traditional Chinese massage. This is to avoid making anymore 'urggh' sound when i climb staircase.;p

I'm not sure if my body ( muscle & joints ) are really tangled or he is really strong, but i felt kinda painful during the session. I guess he saw my 'suffering' face while massaging. So he asked :

Him : Painful issit? ( 痛嗎？)

Me : A bit. ( 有一點。)

Him : Scream if it's painful. ( 痛就喊出來啊。)

Me : Err... ok.

It's not that i don't want to let him know that i'm in pain, but :

a) my body is aching all over, so i dunno i'm suppose to feel the pain when he press or not ;p

b) it's very hard to open your mouth n scream when you are lying face down and your head ' tertanam ' in that hole. Sekali i open my mouth my saliva meleleh. ;p

c) i am NOT a screamer ( unless when i'm pissed or angry ;p )

Are you a screamer?
Do you think that you scream like ... a lot? ;p


p/s : there's another reason why i don't scream, cos my tone will go huru-hara .. just like when i scream in class. lol ;p

you know that you are getting old ...

.. when you constantly making the ' urghh ' sound climbing up the staircase. That's what happened to me when i climb up the staircase in the gym today. Partly because my whole body is aching, and also the age factor .. i think. It's so embarrassing, cos there's members behind me. But who cares lah kan? As long as i am still VOGIU when i'm not climbing. Worst come to worst, i'll take elevator for the rest of my life. LOL ;p

( another syok sendiri post by your beloved Big Mouth ;p )


p/s : sometimes i really pity those old folks who have to climb staircase at the flat or apartment with groceries on both hands. So kesian kan?

why not red?

Whenever i give my business card to others, 80% of them will ask the same question :

WHY YELLOW? Why not red or blue? Is it because of your surname? ( Hwang = 黃 )

And my standard answer will be : " No special reason. Just thought that yellow, white and grey are quite a nice color combo. " And i can sense that they are not very satisfied or should i say " disappointed " with my answer.

So, if i ask you " why yellow? ", can you give me a very creative and interesting answer?


I normally don't have any opinion on other people's name card. But there's one type of name card that i really beh tahan :
Name card with his/her picture on it. ( so kiasu kan? ;p )

i love TODAY

When you did something right ... you'll know. :)

Went for a meeting this morning. I'm suppose to propose some VM ideas to them, and i have to say .. i'm quite confident and happy with my proposals, cos i think ( know ) that this will work. So i presented and they are quite happy with it. They happy, i happy. But the one think that i am super thrill about is ... I WAS HAVING GOOSEBUMPS THROUGHTOUT MY WHOLE PRESENTATION, cos i am very proud of it. :)

After the meeting, finally got the payment that i've been waiting for. :))

Yeah, the title says it all : I LOVE TODAY!

( another syok sendiri post brought to you by your beloved, Big Mouth. ;p )


So how was your day? :)

damn you spammer !! ;(

I NEED HELP.

"I"'ve been sending hundreds of spam mails to those in my contact list, friends and clients. It's so embarrassing to receive calls from clients asking me to do something ( that i did not do ;p ).

Some ask me to report to yahoo or do some anti-virus scan .. but how to do that? Bare in mind, i'm an IT blind person ok? I need really clear instruction, if possible clear and short. LOL :p

If changing to a new email account is NOT( or the last ) an option, what else can i do?


If "I" accidentally sent spam mails to you, MINTA AMPUN. :)

又。犯賤

Ever since i came back from the holiday, i've been sleeping well at night. I used to wake up 1 or 2 times at night, but now, when i open my eyes ... it's already morning. I know it's a good and healthy sign, but sometimes i do miss the OLD sleeping pattern.

You know that "silly kiasu psychology" where you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the clock : " 4am? Good, got 4 more hours to sleep." But now wake up means wake up. No more time to 'continue' the sleep. Felt a bit RUGI la...lol ;p

Do you think that i'm crazy, or you actually feel me? :)

真是“人賤沒藥醫“。lol ;p

開花了

I was going out to tapao lunch. So i grab a t-shirt and wear. I noticed that the neckline is a bit loose but i thought : " What the heck? Just go out for a while. Ok la. "

But when i reached the kopitiam, i started to feel uncomfortable. I kept adjusting my t-shirt so that it won't look so worn out. I think i am very concern on how i look .. i think the loose neckline looks so tak-glam. So i quickly tapao, then came back. And that t-shirt is now with the pile of ' house-tee '. ;p

Do you wear those slightly loose neckline/ collar t-shirt when you go out?

( I think i'll be caught dead if i go out wearing this collar 'kembang setaman' t-shirt ;p )

Sharon.

I was at IKEA, saja jalan-jalan, nothing to do. Suddenly a middle aged lady approached me ...

Her : Eh Danny..

Me : Huh? You are ...?

Her : Sharon arrr.

Me : Huh? Sharon?

Her : Sharon from TrueFitness arr.. I join your Saturday class one lerr..?

Me : Oh.. no wonder you look familiar. Sorry i can't recall you name .
( Padahal, i still have no idea who she is ;p )

This is not the first time for me. I have a very serious 'sickness'. I can only 'recognize' people when they are in the studio ( unless the few that i am close with la ). But i think it's acceptable cos 1 instructor have to face so many members from so many classes in different gym. BUt it's easier for member to remember their instructor name, cos not a lot. But i don;t understand why my friend can't remember her instructor's name at all.

Do you know your instructor or lecturer's name?



* Just did the song "Show me how you Burlesque" and got a new nickname for myself. No, not Christina , but .. CHAIR ( as in Cher, the diva ... just like me )...lol ;p

sabar KAK .. ;p

I was doing the window display at one of the shop in Tropicana City Mall when a young Malay couple came in and ask for some direction. I think they are really SUEI that day cos they ter-went to the "DIVA" of the shop for direction.

Young guy : Bang, xxx ( dunno what shop is that ) kat maner yer?

DIVA : ( bengang kena panggil 'bang'. lol ;p ) U pergi kat sana ,pas tu belok kiri. then jalan terus.

Young guy : Belok kiri pas tu maner?

DIVA : ( already giving the raising eyebrow look ) jalan terus.

Young guy : ( turned to her girlfriend .. then back to the DIVA ) Betul ke bang? Jalan terus ke?

DIVA : Uh huh.. jalan terus, langgar aje ape yang ada.

Young guy : Thank you ( then quickly went out )


I was laughing in the window listening to their conversation. Kesian betul cik abang tu. Tapi emmang padan muka pun. Cakap 2 kali pun tak paham-paham.

So who are you siding in this situation?
The guy or the DIVA?

For an inpatient person like me, of cos i side the DIVA la. ;p

TERUS AJE, LANGGAR APA YANG ADA ... ( so classic ;p )

Pa-du-ree

Nothing much on Paree as well. Went to the La Fayette to shop for other people ~ LV, BV & Longchamp. ( Tips : If you want to buy those branded stuff, go early morning. No queue at the boutique as well as the detax counter ) Went to the Lourve to see Lisa姐 ( 也不過如此 ;p ).

Went to see a performance in Paris, the world famous ~ MOULIN ROUGE. ( Tips : Don't watch it on the 1st day you arrived, cos you'll be knocking your head against the wall trying not to fall asleep ;p ) Err... i think it was just a so-so show. Great props and backdrop. But the costume coordination was a bit kelam-kabut. Sekejap Egypt, then suddenly add in Oriental. Me ( was in showbiz ) and Yasmin ( currently in fashion line ) oso tak boleh tahan. Guess as long as they are baring their top, no one cares right? ;p

Trying very hard to look cultured by admiring the paintings that i tak faham. ;p

Maybe i should do a 'Mulan Loot' bar here. And all my dancers will bare their ... foot. LOL.
You think got business or not? ;p


* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

full .

Normally. i close my BIG DEAL once a day, every morning after brushing my teeth. But ever since i came back from the trip, i've been closing deal few times a day. Mostly very GOOD DEAL, very 'profitable' .. not the sakit perut way. But the funny thing is, i cut down my food after the trip cos gained some weight during CNY and the trip.

Funny kan?
Normal food intake ~ one DEAL a day.
Less food intake ~ multiple DEALS a day.
I wonder how come there's so many stocks?

Is it normal OR .. it's just me .. FULL OF SH*T!? lol ;p



Some random pics we took in London. That's what happened when you are with a group ( or maybe just 1 ) silly people. YES WIN-NI , I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU. ;p



Brought the wrong sweater and wrong shoes. But can't help it, cos too cold. Just look at the color combination on my t-shirt, sweater and shoes ...GOSH, I FEEL SO COLORBLIND !!!!
( fashion trend of the day : "ASAP" ~ as SALAH as possible ;p )



* tq Win-ni for the pics :)

regret-nyerr

After attending just a few classes, i'm already running low on my candies and chocolate for the members. And still got 3 more classes to go. Now i have to take some from those that i reserved for my family so that it's enough for everyone ( almost ).

Hmm .. maybe i should estimate more on the souvenir next time.
( Padahal, i didn't buy anything for myself, just 2 CD from the musicals. ;p )

Do you have the 'tradition' or habit to buy stuff/souvenir for almost everyone that you know every time you go traveling?


p/s : some of my members are really good in taking order. cos when i saja-saja ask them to take more .. they really DID. lol ;p

Lon-the-don

Since this is not the first time for us visiting London and Paris, so we did not take a lot of touristy pictures. So don't expect Eiffel Tower and Big Ben in the coming posts. ;p

The main reason for us to go to London is to meet up with the ever lovely and sometimes crazy Win-ni. Secondly is to watch the musicals ( aimed this since 2007, after i watched my 1st musical "Chicago" in London. I'm not going write the synopsis of both musicals here ( you want to know? google sendiri ;p ). But below are my humble feeling after watching the musicals ...

WICKED :
Sangat sedap. Nice costume & props and of cos, nice songs. I've been humming "Defying Gravity" since i watched a scene in Ugly Betty where they went to see WICKED. Really worth the money lorr..:)

THE LION KING :
LAGI SEDAP. I was having goose-bumps the moment the actress open her mouth and sing ( in some African native language ) at the very first scene. So nice set, everything was really good. They even walked thru the audience to go on stage, so that we can have a closer look on their costume and feel the ambience. And oh ya, i cried 2 times ~ once when they sang "Can you feel the love tonite" and at the finale. Sangat the touching lorrr...


Looking forward to watch other musicals in the future.
Any recommendations besides Phantom & Mamma Mia?



Some crazy pictures with my lovely Biaomei and the gang ... Can you believe it? We ( mainly ) Win-ni danced while shopping in the supermarket? ;p
It was so cold, check out my RED nose ;p



* tq Yasmin for the pics. :)

quickie ...

... reached home
... cleaned the house
... changed the bedsheet
... vomited 3 times
... took the shower
.. need to zzzzzzzzzz now ...


p/s : London was fantastic. :)