under-aged

I was talking to my printer the other day. And when we talked about our age, he was surprised when i told him that i am 34 this year. Cos all the while he thought that i am younger than him ( he is 28 this year ). I am so happy. :P

Yesterday i bumped into one of my client in the shopping mall. The first thing she told me is :

" Danny, 你0甘樣著很‘得意‘。哈哈。“
" Danny, you look cute/funny wearing like this. "

So now i am a bit confused.
My printer thought i am young cos my look or ( childish ) attitude?
My client said that cos i wore something too young ( for my age)?


請問我醬穿有什麼好‘得意‘的？

P.O.P.

I know this step and yoga instructor since i started teaching. And every time we i him, i'll tease him. I now call him Prince of Pecah ( since the movie Prince of Persia is out ;p ). Coz he got a very manly look ( like 方中信 ), face with mustache, healthy / sporty tanned skin and not to mention, a very fit body. But once he buka mulut ... YA ALLAH...

It's like a am talking to Lin ZiLin ( 志玲姐姐 ) ! Super 嗲 !!! I can't imagine myself attending his class. Sure cannot concentrate one. lol ;p

Do you think that your voice matches your look?


還好我的長相和聲音是一致的 ：都是一樣的 “潑辣“ ;p

0430 ~ 1630

A quick recap on how i spent my 12 hours today :

0430 : woke up, shower and ready to leave the house
0500 : depart from my house, drove all the way up to Penang
0900 : reached Queensbay Mall, Penang and start display set up
1145 : finished set up then went for lunch and shop a bit
1240 : left Queensbay Mall, drove back to KL
1630 : reached home, and stoned! ;p

Today marked another achievement for me, as this is my 1st time drive to a place so far... ALONE ( my record is till Port Dickson only lol ;p ) 4 hours drive was surprisingly ok for me and i love driving early in the morning. It's just that driving on an almost empty and dark highway between 5am to 645am is kinda scary. Kept speeding to catch up with the car in front ( to share a bit light maaa...lol ;p )

When was your last roadtrip ... ALONE?


早上6點57分
在接近無人（車）的高速公路
飛著120km/h的時速
看著天空慢慢的變亮
聽著阿密特的‘掉了‘
是如此的。。。舒服

phewwwiiiiittttttt !!!

I always admire those who know how to whistle ( using their mouth ) cos i can't. Not sure why, maybe my mouth too big or my lips too thick. ;p

But lately i am hating it. Cos there's this stupid loud whistle disturbs my sleep every morning. Really not sure if it's from some uncle / pack cik downstairs or the birds from the hill in front of my balcony. It's really loud and punctual ( 7am every day )

Do you know how to whistle?
Can anybody give tips on how to do the whistling thing? Cos i think it's quite cool to do that, especially 'duet' with a nice song. :)


p/s : after whistle, maybe i want to try BEATBOX .. anyone interested?

唔好再搖啊！！！

I was sitting at the waiting area in the bank. When suddenly i felt a bit dizzy, cos i think the ground was shaking a bit. I looked at this girl sitting next to me. SHE WAS SHAKING HER LEGS ( 搖腳／抖腳 )! It's so annoying. She is young. She looks kinda ' ada belajar ' and sophisticated. :(

Just for your info, i am extremely sensitive to moving / shaky ground. And i'll get dizzy easily from that. People who are close to me should know how i hated them shaking their legs.

Do you have this habit? Shaking your legs when you have nothing to do? Or you just hated then just like i do?


"人搖福簿，樹搖葉落"
我才不管呢。
不要搖到我就好。;p

10

It's the 10th day of the new year, and i a still in the Chinese-New-Year- Window-Display-Set-Up-Marathon since 1st January 2011. I have not really have time to 'enjoy' the new year. I am not complaining about the busy schedule, cos i know at the end of the day, $ is more important for now. ;p

Thanks to all the non-stop projects, the multiple dance classes, constant work out and a bit of help from the 'fitness cereal', i am now at my desired weight. ( YAY! ) And not only that, i think my 'saham' has gone up a bit. ( double YAY ! ;p ) But i must work harder to maintain it, cos CNY is near. And i know i am going to eat lots of 'dried meat' ( 肉干 ) yummy yummy .... ;P~

So, are you having a 'happy' new year so far?

p/s : posted a sexy song to celebrate the 10th day... enjoy. Go ahead if u want to shimmy the shoulder or shake the butt, jangan malu-malu ;p

lucky STAR

Biaomei called me this morning. Her visa is finally approved. I'm so happy for her.

But i am even happier when she called me her 'LUCKY STAR'. Cos it's so happened that every time ( ok, maybe just a few times la ) after she shared her problem with me, the issue will kinda solved quite fast ( or not immediately ). It feel so good that you are actually useful to others ( maybe not directly ). I know i don't have any special power to make things happen. It's all coincident. But still, it's nice to be others 'lucky charm'. :)

I don't think i have any so-called lucky charm that i bring along with me everyday. But i know where to find my luck, my dreams and my happiness.
Do you have any 'lucky charm'?

p/s : All the best to my baby sister who just got married. God bless. :))


pp/s : Good luck to you Biaomei, We'll miss you here.

ppp/s : If 7 is a lucky number, then i am double-lucked. Cos i was born in '77. And to day is '7' Jan. Wishing everyone a lucky day. :)

the Vs

Ever since i won the Paris trip, i suddenly got a lot of new best friends. Some trying to get the flight seat next to me, whole others tumpang me to buy things .. particularly "El Wee". I really don't know what's so great about LV. I won't say that their design is the most interesting among other designer labels but yet, lots of people ( especially people in Malaysia ) gila about it.

FYI, i had a not very good experience when i shopped at LV ( Chamgs-Elysees, Paris ) few years back. We went in the shop to get something ( also tumpang-ed by others ). The sales person was a bit rude and ignorant to us. She wasn't really keen to serve us until i took out my credit card ad told her i want that 2 bags. Immediately after that, she offered me drinks. KNS !!!

Back to LV. Now, i don't fancy designer labels. Both my Gucci namecard holder and BV wallet were gifts from friends. But personally i prefer BV more than LV. Maybe bcos i can see 'that monogram' berlambak kat merata jalan when we go shopping. At least BV's signature woven texture is subtle and more elegant ( to me lah ).

My question is, if money is not a problem, which one do you prefer?

LV? or BV?


Thanks to Petaling Street, NOW EVERYONE CAN LV! :P

no eye see 之 no see eye ...

Are you good at making eye contact? I know i'm not. In fact, i'm a too scared to do it.

As an instructor, we are suppose to make more eye contact with the members, just to show our appreciation and attention to the members. But i noticed that there's a few members in the class who like to look at me when they dance. Not looking at my body, but my face .. MY EYES. Cos whenever i ter-looked at them, sure our eyes will ter-looked at each other. ( 肥妹鬼和貼身膏藥是其中之二 ;p)

Sometimes i really dunno what to do, or how to respond. I tried not to look at them, but i can't. Cos these particular member likes to stand directly behind me. So whenever i look at myself in the mirror, i sure see another pair of eyes eyeing at me. Sien ahh !!!

What should i do?


How to avoid making eye contact without being rude or unfriendly?

2011 : produktif nyerr

Started my new year with a super busy schedule. I installed 2 CNY windows on 1st Jan itself. And today, another CNY window and 2 replacement classes. I think this is the first time i work on New Year's Day. Tiring but satisfying, cos i know i started my new year with a productive way. :)

How did you spent your New Year holidays?
To all those who are going to start working for the year 2011 tomorrow :
開工大吉

Latest addition to my 2010 Christmas gifts. Very meaningful gifts indeed ( my on interpretation lah ;p )

IKEA cup to keep my stomach warm and FULL ... ( health )
Gold coin chocolate to keep my bank account FULL ... ( wealth )
Lip balm to keep my Big Mouth lips moist and FULL ... ( look )
And a BOOK? ( err.. to make me LESS stupid? ;p )


請教一下，‘玉女心經‘是拿來做什麼的？
是拿來學做玉女？
還是學扮玉女來勾引別人的？;p

Oh ! My ! God !

Got a call from the gym's coordinator. Apparently, they received one complain letter from one of their member ( a middle aged housewife ). And she was complaining about my class. They know about the member's reputation ( not her first time complaining about the instructors ). And it's just a formality to let me know.

According to the member :

- i teach too fast
- i talk too much in the class
- i do too complicated choreography
- my dance steps are too sexy and sometimes a bit slutty

OMG!!!! I AM FLATTERED!!!
Finally, a recognition after shaking my not so rounded hips for so many years!!! LOL ;p


Oh my oh my. This definitely made my day. And the best finale for 2010.
Did you had anything great to celebrate the end of 2010?

WISHING EVERYONE A SEXY AND SOMETIMES A BIT SLUTTY YEAR AHEAD. :)

三句金言

I have to give some credit to this recep girl at Celebrity Fitness, Wangsa Walk Mall. She is very cheerful, polite and friendly, to all the guests. I think she basically greet and compliment everyone that step in and out of the gym.

I was there to return my towels after the class.

" Hi sir, how was your workout? "

" Good, but tiring la. "

" That's great. Meaning you burned lots of fat. See you next time. Enjoy your day."

" Thank you. You too. "

She is so friendly till an unfriendly person like me also feel guilty if i don't response to her. Sometimes i wonder how come people got so many GOOD things to say? Cos if i am the recep, i think i'll just use my standard for lines lorr...

" Hi sir."

" Nah, here's your towels."

" OK Bye. "

LOL. ;p


So you think you can be a good receptionist?

你接受無？

So below are the gifts that i received ( so far ) for Christmas.


GAGA book, picture holder, socks, shade, t-shirt, CD folder, etc. Most of them are useful to me, except ONE thing. This is the gift that i got for gift exchange in the party.

Ladies and gentlemen ... 一巴梳 ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！


咩話？一巴梳？我接受唔到囉！！！！！

That was exactly what i said when i unwrapped the gift in front of everyone. And btw, the comb was voted one of the WORST Christmas gift at the party!

So, what's the first thing you'll say if you happy-happy unwrap a gift that you just got from the gift exchange and found out that it is a COMB?

我。LALA 。嗎？

It was the annual Christmas eve party with the gang. And the theme this year is : LALA. This is my 'Red Carpet' look, taken in a " home studio". Very cheap horr? I think i am the most 'up-to-date' lala among them, cos i have my Lady Gaga shoulder pads and Disney Tron's light strip on my shirt. LOL.

So, you think ada cukup LALA?



Pics with the so-called LALA celebs...


FYI, i lost my Best Dressed title to Ms Lai by just 1 vote. But it's ok, cos i voted for her as well.

I think we are a bunch of really serious people. Cos right after the countdown and the gifts exchanged, we immediately sat down and discuss on the next year's theme. Last year was OTT ( 浮誇 ) and this year is LALA. And we can't decide what theme to set for next year. Some wanted to do 70's, or 80's and maybe drag as your favorite artiste.
Any suggestions? Must be fun and hilarious and cukup MEMALUKAN !!

Happy Christmas and have a wonderful New Year ahead. :)

p/s : i posted the LALA song at side bar to get you into the mood while reading this post. LOL ;p

it's the season ..

Yup. Not only it's the holidays season, but the season where people send FORWARDED SMS/MMS to others as well. I started to received those SMSes this morning, and it's from one of my aunt. I was like, hokay .. it's finally here.

Honestly, i do not like to send forwarded SMS cos i think it's more sincere if you type the SMS yourself, be it a long poetic or just a short one. So people, don't be surprise or upset if you forwarded some SMSes to me and didn't get any response from me. Cos i just won't, unless .. i'm interested in you. LOL ;p

So, are you the one who ...
likes to forward 'cute n meaningful' SMSes, OR
don't really care about them, just like me? :)


冬至快樂！
剛剛煮了薑湯湯圓。
湯很夠辣，很syiok。
哈哈。

2010 : Mission Last

I've been extremely busy for the past few weeks. And bcos of that, i cancelled lots of classes and skipped the workout session in gym. Therefore, i'm now out of shape.

My dada dah kecut, my pinggang dah kembang and my bontot .. dah entah ke mana.

Therefore, i sort of set a last personal goal/ mission for myself for this 2010 ~ " to get back in shape when the new year comes. and if possible, to lose 2 to 3 kg as well. ;p "

Went to the supermarket to stock up the fitness cereals and low fat milk ( someone told me that it is really effective, at least for him la ). So, hopefully everything will be as what i planned and you'll see a more gorgeous me in 2011. Insyaallah.


Last call! Last call!
There's still 2 more weeks to go till the end of 2010. Anything that you would like to do / achieve before that?

i am so talented ( lol ;p )

See this pic below? Yeah, i made the top corset. It's one of the costume for the annual dinner show. I bought those LED strip from Pudu and attached it on the top. It's actually very nice and dramatic, especially on stage.


Now, i might be attending a Christmas party next Friday. And the theme is : LALA ( haha, i am no stranger in this category at all...lol ;p ) Do you think it's LALA enough if i wear something like this ( of cos not the spaghetti top and skirt la, duh ) to the party? Got chance to win BEST DRESSED or not?

Anyone need help with their Christmas party costumes?

偷工。減料。

This is what happened when i have no time and too tired to think of a nice concept for my Christmas gift wrapping. Bought some black paper from Jusco and tartan check fabrics from Kamdar, and tadaa ~ my humble 2010 Christmas gifts...


Nothing fancy, elaborate or grand. Just something warm and cozy, maybe with some wild wild west element. ;p
It's not my personal best wrapping, but i think it's still acceptable la. ;p

Sorry guys, if this is not what you are expecting from me. And if you are a friend of mine, you should know how busy i was / am.;p

BTW, feel free to comment on the concept, so that i can do something better next year. :)

what you want?

All the Christmas VM madness is going to an end ( THANK GOD ). So now i can concentrate on the next project ( CNY 2011 ), also the MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF THE YEAR ~ CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.

As much as i really like to buy gifts for my friends and those who are really good and helpful to me, i always need to crack my head thinking of what gifts to get for them. It's really a BIG knowledge, cos it just show how much you understand them. Cos the main thing is to make them happy when they receive your gifts.

Then, i am still clueless on how to do my Christmas wrapping this year. I got so many ideas that i can't decide which one to go with. Will share with you guys once i decide how to wrap my gifts this year. :)


Sometimes i think it's easier to buy gifts for strangers , or someone that you are not close with. At least you don't really have to worry if they like your gifts or not. Ada betul? ;p

你夠鐘啦！

I am currently teaching a bunch of GMs to do an opening gambit for their annual dinner. Sometimes it's a bit difficult to handle them, cos most of them are 'not young'. Very hard to explain to them what is counting, what is showmanship and what is " DON'T TALK WHILE YOU ARE DANCING" !!!

I think i've been quite patient with them, till one day. I really beh tahan and i raise my voice at them ( so berani kan? raise my voice at the GMs, lol ;p ) :

Everyone, please remember you position and steps. Concentrate. Listen carefully to the music. Do not rush. WHEN YOUR TIME IS UP, YOU GO !!! "

Alamak. I realized that the last sentence sound so salah, as if i am cursing them to go die. I quickly apologized to them. Luckily not everyone realized my mistake, cos they were still busy talking to each other ! ( sweat )


I am seriously thinking of going for English tuition. So that i can save myself from more embarrassment in the future. Should i?

i can CAN CAN !!!

As promised, here's the videos of the competition for your bitching purpose.;p

All we have to do is do the "knee up and kick" routine ( similar to can can dance ). And the last person standing to win the ticket for 2 to Paree with 5 days 4 nights accommodation.

Top 4
Here's the clip of us, Top 4 after the first set ( 15mins ) and 2 minutes break ...


Pssst .. check out my calves. I think it's kinda sexy...hahahahahaha ;p

Top 2
The final battle between me and that cheerleader girl. Yasmin said i acted like LinDan as if i just won the badminton match. Got meh? p


BTW, that was Win-ni and Yasmin a.k.a. the commentator for the challenge. LOL ;p

Anyway, i am so glad that i still have the courage and stamina ( at this age ) to participate in this type of competition. And it's my biggest victory yet. :)

p/s : here's a clip from their facebook :)
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=470705750874
( and btw, 5:45 is the close up of my calves.... so sexy ler...lol ;p )

噹噹噹，噹~~~

Guess what i got for myself last nite? LOL :)


I am so glad that i decided to participate in FlyFM's CanCan Challenge.:)
And can't wait for the "Glamorous + Fabulous Road Trip with Win-ni & Yasmin". :))

* Still uploading the vids ( very big file )
Will post the vids and the details of the challenge hopefully tomorrow. :)

Now, fast-fast congratulate me lah :)) LOL

THE messenger

I was delivering some props to my clients office. The buyer saw me and came to me. With her serious face and cold voice tone, she said to me :

" Danny, overall the feedbacks on the window display are quite positive. They like it. Good job."

My heart was beating fast when she came to me with that look cos i thought someone complained on the display. Luckily it was the opposite. You knowlah, sometimes we are fooled by other people's facial expression. And i think some people just don't have the face to deliver good news. Haha.

Dear Bobbie,
I know you do visit my blog once a while. Can i request you to be less serious when you are bringing good news? Cos i was really nervous when i saw you just now. ;p "


So you think you have the look for delivering good news?
Cos i know whatever came out from my mouth won't sound right. LOL ;p

crappy movie ( 屎片 )

I was busy flipping the files at m favorite DVD shop when an uncle ( in his 40's ) came and stand next to me. He then asked the staff :

Uncle : Boss, got what new movie?

Staff : This one is new. ( some sci-fi movie, forgot the title )

Uncle : Not interested la.

Staff : This one also new. ( a HK horror movie )

Uncle : Don't want la. I scared of ghost.

Staff : What about this "The Social Network" ?

( I heard that and asked the staff to take one for me. Although i don't do FB but i'm still very interested on the whole process of creating it. ;p )

Staff : ( Talking to the uncle ) Sir you see, this sir also like this movie. It's very nice one. You ask him lah.

Uncle : ( Talking to me ) What is the story ahh?

Me : Err, it's the story of the creator of Facebook.

Uncle : Facebook ahh? Nice or not?

Me : Should be lah. It's more like a true story.

Uncle : Sure or not? Later not nice lerr?

Me : ( Smiled and turned away. But in my heart i replied : " GO DIE-lah, buy 1 DVD also so many aci-aco. ;p )

But i think i know his feeling, cos i was 'conned/ or recommended' to buy some really crappy movie a few times too. The latest CRAPPY movie that i bought was PCK: The Movie. Macam hantu aje. Luckily i was only watching the DVD at home. My friend watched it in the cinema and non stop cursing throughout the whole movie. LOL.;p

What is the latest movie that made you curse and swear, like a really lousy movie?

推動。生活

朋友 ：做人不可以有‘仇恨‘。
Him : We should not hold grudges against others.

我 ：對不起，辦不到。因為我是靠著這些‘仇恨‘來過日子的。LOL
Me : Sorry lor. That's the only thing that keeps me alive. LOL

Seriously, ever thought of the elements that motivate you on you daily life?
Let's not do the positive things such as passion lah, courage lah, faith lah .. cos it's so lame.
What about gossip, bitching, lasering, anger, envy, or other negative elements?

F F F F F

Just did a trial dance class at a Yoga centre. After my class, i went to the counter to discuss on the feedback with the owner. Meanwhile, the yoga class is taking place in the studio.

We discussed on my teaching style and some comments from the members. Suddenly i heard the yoga instructor said ...

" Let's concentrate and start warm up .......................................
F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F ......"

The whole class was shouting "F", which i was told that's the way the exercise the breathing. Call me 'sua ku' or no manners" but i just can't concentrate on the discussion anymore. I was trying very hard to hold my laugh cos the "F-ing" thing is really hilarious to me. Of all alphabets or words, why "F"?

Any yoga people here can explain why?


Maybe i should create my own warm up style in my class huh?
What about ...

Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!; OR
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!!!
LOL ;p

是非精

I know A and B.
I am quite close with A.
A is going to hire B to work for her.
I know some not so good ( but TRUE ) facts about B.
And i decided to tell A, even if she didn't ask my opinion on B.

Am i considered a 'gossip monger' ?


在沒被問的情況下主動告訴別人的壞事（但都是‘是實‘ ），算不算是個。。。

“是非精“呢？

我的車有 "si ham" ;p

As posted earlier, someone from the gym thought that i am from Penang. Cos she said my English got a bit of Penang Hokkien slang. OK, i know my England is too powderful for her to handle. ;p

I was late for the rehearsal. I apologized to everyone and told them the reason. Then everyone looked at me, blurr... and one of the girl asked :

" Why your car got 'si ham' ? "

" What? What 'si ham' ? "

Then instantly i realized why she asked me that. Cos i told them :

" Sorry i am late, my car got 'clam' ( clamped ~ with Hokkien slang ;p )

MALUnyerrrrrr...............


Anybody willing to give free tuition for English? ;p

one fine morning ...

You were half way eating your breakfast.
Then someone knocked on your door.
It was a delivery uncle.
He looked at you, you looked at him
Then he passed you this ...


What would be his ( or your ) first thought?

FYI, i love white flowers. So if anyone of you wanna give me flowers next time, make sure it's white. LOL .... ;p

下次請飲茶...

When other people helped you on something, and you said you'll belanja makan next time, do you really mean it?

And when you helped other people and get the same offer/promise in return, will you really look forward for that meal?


BTW, when i tell you ' let's yamcha/meet up when free', most likely it's not going to happen. Cos i like to set my appointment directly ( time & venue ), not just saying it in general. ;p

i'm so CHEAP !

Seriously, that's what i've been told!

A lady from some event organizer offered me a job to conduct a dance session for their event and she need to know my rate. So i told her :

Me : Normally my rate for this type of event is RMxxx per session.

Her : Wah! You so CHEAP one ahh?

Me : Err .. hahaha ( not sure if i should be happy or not )
You can always give me more if you have more budget.

Her : I tell you what. Send me a quotation and put RMxxx as your charges.

Me : OK, SURE!! :)

Apparently, she just double up my normal rate, which is great.
And i'm so glad that i didn't simply raise my rate just bcoz they are a big company.;p

This is not the first time being called CHEAP ( in many ways lah ;p ), but this is definitely a great and happy one.
So do you think you are CHEAP? ;p


沒想到原來被叫CHEAP精也可以這麼快樂。
CHEAP精萬歲！哈哈。

dolphin hunting ...

I am desperately looking for floats in the shape of dolphin or whale or any form of a fish for my coming project. It seems a bit difficult to find these floats in KL. Whenever i ask people on where to get it, most of them gave replied with the same answer :

" Go PD lah. "

I am seriously thinking of going to PD, just to get the floats. Is it too OVER?

Do you know if they are selling those floats near your place? Can help me look see look see a bit? I need 4 pcs.

p/s : posted another great song with positive energy. enjoy :)

...You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know ...

( trying to hold my tear ... )

犯賤

It's public holiday.

The only agenda for me today is Fly FM's final rehearsal. Came back immediately after the rehearsal. Sitting in front of the tv and rest. Suddenly i felt so insecure. In fact, very insecure, unproductive and helpless. Cos i've been super busy for the fast few weeks, and a sudden 'free' day is TOTALLY OVERWHELMING.

Gosh, i think i am used to the hectic lifestyle. Am i SICK?



Happy Deepavali everyone :)
Sudah makan murukku & curry mutton? ;p

越聽越火滾！

Finally got some time to visit the Chinese sensei for a traditional massage ( 推拿 ) after a month. Everything is the same, except the music.

For the past few sessions, he played those slow chinese pop songs ... which is quite relaxing to listen to. But this time, he changed it to some genre that i totally HATE IT ~ the so-called crystal music ( 水晶音樂 ). Something that SUPPOSE to calm you down. But obviously it's not working on me. ;(

FYI, i listen to all type of musics. From r&b, to pop, to orchestra and even heavy metal rock. But i just can't listen to the crystal music. Not sure why. Every time i listen to it, i'll feel very mang-zhang.

Do you think that the calming element of crystal music is working on you?

飲~~~~~~~~~~~~勝 !

Went to a friend's wedding dinner 2 weeks ago. A standard wedding dinner with grand entrance, cake cutting, champagne pouring and of cos the YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SENGing.

So when the bride and groom came to our table, me and Sherry were a bit hesitated to shout our lung out for the toasting.

Me .. cos my voice will 'pecah' if i shout too loud or too high note. ( sweat )

Her .. cos the cameraman was standing right in front of us. She doesn't want to be captured with her mouth widely opened. ( double sweat ;p )


So you think which one is more memalukan huh?
Shout until suara pecah like madman or got captured with mouth open wide wide?

it's the beginning ...

... of a hectic lifestyle. When you are tied up with too many things ( that are out of your ability/ control ), funny signs will show.

I applied my night cream in the morning, after washing my face ... cos i thought i a going to sleep.

I accidentally left out body and hair when shower at night ( just washing the face ) ... cos i thought i was late for meetings.

I kept looking for food even after my meal ... cos i thought i need more energy to work.

I am counting down to the dates every day, crossing out the projects one by one.
Hope that everything will turn out fine.



BTW, HAppy Halloween everyone.
Ada buat perangai hantu kah? ;p

happenings ...

It's been a really hectic week for me. And it's going to be even more hectic for the coming weeks. Why? Cos i over-estimated myself and ter-open too many "doors". Too many till i dunno how to organize my schedule ...

a) Halloween Party
If you are free and have nowhere to go, come join me at ChiFitnes @ Menara Pj Trade ( 2 minutes away from IKEA ) this Friday. Cos we are having the Halloween Party and Open Day. Anybody can come and party with us. And i'll be conducting Dance Class at 10pm ( yes!! 10pm .. dun tell me you are still stuck in the office ;p )
I'll be doing something fun and crazy. Hopefully can see you guys there. :)
( ask me to more infos if you are interested )

b) Fly FM - 5th FLYNIVERSARY
If you are going to attend their anniversary bash at KL Life next Saturday ( 6/11 ), do check out the performance of the FLYDOL finalist. Cos i am the one who choreograph their dance routine. I have to say that they are very energetic and talented ( in talking ), but dancing .... ( i promised them not to say BAD things about their dancing skill, so ..... i can't say anything lo....hahaha ;p )

c)Annual Dinners
~ Not Myself Tonite ... Rock Star
Am training the staffs of Melium for their inter division dance performance. There's 5 girls ( betul punye ) and 2 divas ( pirated punye ;p ). Since everyone is so open and sporting, i decided to do a DIVA show for them. Basically a very sexy, slutty and bitchy dance show with lots of ' Big Mouth" signature style...lol ;p
~ Oceanic Disquo Nite
Am training 2 group of people form SP SETIA for this event. 1 for the inter-division competition, and the other one is the Opening Gambit ( performed by all the Managers ). Imagine asking a group of normally serious kokos and cheches shaking their butt. Must be patient... wish me luck.;)

d) Christmas VM
Just confirmed a few jobs on VM. Basically occupying the whole of November. One of them need to go up to Penang, a place that i'm totally not familiar with. Any Penang-kia or Penang-ke can help? Need recommendations on hotel lah...
( somewhere near Queensbay Mall... )


p/s : i am not complaining for getting so many jobs, but i just wish that i can have more time ...
pp/s : as i am writing this post, my phone rang. someone offer me to open another 'door'... hahaha ;)

when you believe ...

Remember the last entry? I said i wanted to believe the saying of " one door closes and another door opens "?

All i want to say is, i totally BELIEVE in it.. cos i think i just opened the other door. in fact a few doors. ( YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!! )

I guess that's the benefit of staying positive kan?
So remember to stay positive no matter what worr.
I know it's easy to say than do, but i think it's worth trying. :)


自身難保還要鼓勵人家。
大嘴真的很38無聊horr?;p

what a day ...

Friday morning, got a call from one of my client's office. Not a good news for me.

Been troubled with this " issue " since last month. And now i am officially suspended from providing my service to them until everything i settled.

End of the year is the peak season for us freelance visual merchandiser. Just hope that everything will be fine. And i really want to believe that " when one door closes, another door opens". Staying positive is the best way to handle things rite? :))
Pray for me would you? :)


If you are interested to know what is the issue, let me give you some hints.
It starts with a 'law' and ends with a 'suit'. That's the issue. :)

to help or not to help?

There's this che-che ( not regular ) in my class who always attend my class when she needs help.

Today, i saw her walking in the studio. Hmm, is she here for something? And yes, i was right. She came to me and tell me on her latest project, which is teaching bunch of kids to perform for some event. ( Which i have no interest to know ;p )

Without me saying ok, she started to shoot me with questions.
What song to use?
What kind of moves?
How to make the performance interesting?
What costume to wear?

I don't like the fact that she only join my class just to get something.
It's like taking advantages on me without my approval.
She is not even my regular member who show up every week.
Do you think that i should help her?

louder !!!

As an instructor, part of our job is to create a energetic and fun environment for the members while they are attending your class. One of the recommended way is to speak loud an clear. Of cos, some on and off cheer will be great.

WOOH!!! HAHHHH!! YES!!!!! COME ON!!!!! ( sebagai contoh lah ;p )

FYI, my voice tone is kinda low. ( Normally have to adjust key when singing k ;p ) So whenever i tried to cheer, everything will PECAH! Pecah sepecah-pecahnyerr. :( I have to admit that it's not very pleasant to listen. And it sometimes sounded like aqua. So the tak vogiu.


Do you know if there's any good way to prevent that to happen again? Some herb tea or something?

abc banana

I know this girl, born and grew up in KL. She is really pretentious and always like to make fun of people who are bad in English. FYI, she doesn't really know Chinese as she was English educated. So one day during our gathering, i over heard her talking to another girl :

" You know lah. I always tell people that i am an A.B.C. Cos i don't speak Chinese."

I know this is my golden opportunity to laser her. So i looked at her and said ( in front of everyone ) :

" Sorry lor. You are definitely not an A.B.C. You are just a BANANA ! "

You all agree?


p/s : Do you know the difference between ABC, BBC , CBC, etc. and err ..... BANANA?

pp/s : If she labeled herself as A.B.C., then what am i? I am Malay educated but i know Malay, English and Chinese. Can i call myself P.A.N.D.A.I. ? ;p

make it work ...

( My own version of Project Runway, doing costume jewelries / props )

Sitting at home, nothing to do. Still waiting for the confirmations on my Christmas display proposals. So i went to the tailor shop and got myself some materials. Trying to do some props for the coming Halloween parties at the gym .. which btw, everyone is INVITED!!! It's a Halloween party cum Opening Day. ( more infos on that soon )

Prop 01 : Bedazzled devil's horn
Using the original red horn that i got few years back. Add a bit of colored crystal beads for a GLAM effect.


Prop 02 : Dramatic shoulder pad
Using bra pad ( yup .. bra, not shoulder pad ) as base. Add on the crystal beads and plastic ring holder ( this one you can find at those shop selling props for jewelry display ). GLAM and fierce at the same time.


Apa macam? Ada vogiu?
Anybody want me to custom made costume props for the coming Halloween party?

p/s : will try to do another 'look' for the party at different gym. so gatal horr? ;p

extreme make "under"

Given a chance, i would like to tone ( cut ) down my facial expression, cos people always said that it's too dramatic and ... tak cantik. I tried to smile or laugh vogiuly when taking pictures, but always tak jadi. How lah?

U lerr ? Nak potong apa? ;p


我靚無？

I am Korean!

As i was walking towards the nasi lemak by the roadside this morning, i felt something dropped on my shoulder. Shit! Really. I mean shit... bird shit. You know how we Chinese pantang about bird shit dropping on us, especially on the head. But what if it dropped on our shoulder?

I once came across an article about bird's dropping on shoulder. And it's actually a sign of good luck ... for the Koreans. ( is it true? )

So ladies and gentlemen, for today ... i am a Korean. ;p


向來都不是很迷信的我，只相信一樣東西：
什麼事都好，只要你相信它是吉的，那它就一定是吉！
共勉之。。。

p/s : do you know the actual meaning of bird's dropping on shoulder?

Not myself tonight ...

Ever thought of what you want to be, other than what you are doing now? I mean something totally different and unexpected.

I am a freelance visual merchandiser and fitness dance instructor. But sometimes i wonder what if i am on of those professional extreme-sports performer... doing skydiving, bungee jumping or other dangerous stuff. Who knows, maybe i can add in some choreographer while diving in the sky huh? ;p

So, what's your alternate self huh?
Let's get creative... :)


I always thought that you don't have to limit your career choice with what you learnt or studied for...

w.o.w

又是大嘴嚇人時間啦。。。

Yasmin and Win-ni came to my house this afternoon. Since we have nothing to do, i took out my photo albums ( pictures from my secondary school days till now ) and gave them a shock/joke of their life. Below are the 2 pictures with the highest shocking rate ...

Which one you like the most? The "Geometric hairstyle" or The " Lala " look?


大嘴嚇一嚇，好過被鬼壓。哈哈。

W.O.W. = Worst Of the Worst

confession of an EX-shopaholic

Say you just won yourself a RM10K shopping spree.
Do you think that you can spend all the money without feeling guilty?
I know i can't. Dunno why.
I just felt that i should not spend the money just bcos i want to shop.
Gosh .. am i sick??!!!??


不知道是不是人越老，購買的慾望就越來越低。
最近逛街都沒想買什麼東西。

禍從口‘入‘

I think small bugs like to fly into my mouth and make me choke. Is it the due to the width of my mouth? Or maybe my big mouth looks like some black hole to them. Too attractive that they just got sucked into it.
It happened a few times when i was in the class. I choked and can't cue for a few minutes. So embarrassing. :(

How to avoid it lah?
Don't ask me to keep my big mouth shut, cos that's not an option! ;p


Do you think that i was a LIZARD in my past life?
Or that pokok periuk kera? LOL ;p